Be as boring as possible.

[LilyPru]

I'm making pasta sauce. Next, pasta. Probably.

 

[midwestyankee]

No no no no no...Alcohol is way too exciting for this thread.

Move along, sonny. And take your adult beverages with you.

Careful, sweetie. I tried this approach with burgers and got put on the Iggy list.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think anything can be made boring. But you have to truly surrender to the ennui.

Also, I want a dill pickle.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I think anything can be made boring. But you have to truly surrender to the ennui.

Also, I want a dill pickle.

I didn't realize you were French.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I didn't realize you were French.

Now I want a dill pickle and french fries.

I dislike mime.

 

[rekane]

I highly recommend cleaning grout with an old toothbrusth.

 

[Joshua_silver]

munday morning plus history class....

 

[seela]

I am.

 

[Joshua_silver]

try eight weeks of five hour saturday morning algebra classes.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I lost my favourite pen at work today. I think the pen fairy might have stolen it.

 

[satindesire]

Careful, sweetie. I tried this approach with burgers and got put on the Iggy list.

I thought it was just a joke?

 

[mmarfox]

I am on campus, in my class 2 hours early. I showed up to work on my project, but find myself surfing the web instead. Damn procrastination.

 

[shy slave]

I highly recommend cleaning grout with an old toothbrusth.

I do this.

I clean all kinds of things with a toothbrush.

I have considered using his to clean the toilet when he pisses me off

 

[LilyPru]

Dinner must be decided upon, actualized, and eaten every single night, unless you're sick or something.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There are Cheeto crumbs in the seam of the car upholstry. Maybe I should clean them out. But maybe I should leave them. For an emergency, or because I am lazy or for some other reason.

 

[midwestyankee]

I thought it was just a joke?

Wasn't you, sweetie.

 

[jdsgirl]

I just finished online traffic school.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I lost my favourite pen at work today. I think the pen fairy might have stolen it.

I don't believe in the pen fairy anymore. I think it much more likely that there's a fairy for a host of small office supplies, under one umbrella. To me, separate fairies or elves dedicated to particular office items just reeks of inefficiency.

 

[rekane]

I do this.

I clean all kinds of things with a toothbrush.

I have considered using his to clean the toilet when he pisses me off

Toothbrushes do have multiple uses.
In addition to cleaning, they can also be used to polish things other than teeth.
And to scratch your back.
However, I am very familiar with vengeful urges to use someone's toothbrush for toilet cleaning.

(This is sooooo not for the boring thread, but I have to say that vibrating toothbrushes are also useful for even more things. Yeah, it happens.)

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I don't believe in the pen fairy anymore. I think it much more likely that there's a fairy for a host of small office supplies, under one umbrella. To me, separate fairies or elves dedicated to particular office items just reeks of inefficiency.

Yes, this seems fairy inefficient.

 

[mmarfox]

Earlier, I looked up videos of sleepy cats. It was really cute but had nothing to do with what I got online for originally.

 

[IsabellaKing]

Frozen Hovis bread toasts in much less time than Asda’s own brand.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I don't believe in the pen fairy anymore. I think it much more likely that there's a fairy for a host of small office supplies, under one umbrella. To me, separate fairies or elves dedicated to particular office items just reeks of inefficiency.

Next you will be telling me that the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas are the same person.

There is such a thing as a pen fairy, she lives on a mushroom and has a strange penchant for stealing permanent markers. She has no interest in other office supplies, well except to make paper clip chains.

 

[IsabellaKing]

I've got a new coffee cup. My favourite one broke this morning.

 

[LilyPru]

Sometimes I tell the dog and the cat to stop barking at each other. That's not entirely fair to the cat.