Be as boring as possible.

[kiwi_submissive]

I dreamt one of my cars was stolen last night. It was so realistic that I when I woke up I had to go and check that it was still in the garage.

 

[Babyslave]

No post of yours that includes the bolded phrase above is boring.

I apologize, deeply and with great feeling. It was the heat, Sir. My mind was fuzzy. I'll not speak of it again. Though I find myself in the exact same situation at present. Hot. So damn hot. Forgive me?

*narrows eyes*

Did I see interesting posts in here? I don't want to see anything about underclothes, disrobing, or nudity...and I certainly do not want any vivid descriptions of lathering up with a bath pouf and letting the bubbles trail down through curly chest hair....

*trails off*

Ahem.

Y'all better cut it out, posthaste. You do not want me on your bad side.

You're right. No discussion of lack of clothing, hot glistening bodies, pics of heaven, words that up the temperature, actions that could raise it further...

Damn. I really need to stop visiting this thread. I can't handle the effect on my poor vulnerable, currently deprived and oh so very willing person. Sigh. Maybe there's an exciting thread that will bore me....

 

[LilyPru]

Being a little bit drunk is a little bit more fun than being a little bit hungover.

 

[DreamSensualist]

I am a little hungover, but will soon be a little drunk.

 

[TarevaChine]

I'm watching the steam from the iron remove the wrinkles from my clothes.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

This glas of water is quite refreshing

 

[Alicechurchill]

The front porch is cooler than the back porch.

 

[butters]

my washing machine is running

 

[CorruptedInnocence]

I think i see a rogue dustbunny.

 

[minx1]

I'm collecting rubber bands. Beige ones.

I like beige.

 

[rekane]

A little news story about the song "Don't Stop Believing" is playing on the tv.
*yawn*

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I've been doing some sewing

 

[jdsgirl]

My dogs need a bath.

 

[Kitty4him]

It's gray and overcast this morning.

 

[rekane]

A post in another thread has made me start wondering about men who are completely bald yet have impressive sideburns or mutton chops.

 

[mmarfox]

Chinese food is good. I think I'll go get some Chinese food for lunch....yeah, I think I will.

 

[LilyPru]

I think that the word 'adaptation' should really be 'adaption' but i don't know who to talk to about that.

abstract/ abstraction
except/ exception
act/ action
correct/correction
(erect/ erection? too interesting?)

 

[BongoGal]

(erect/ erection? too interesting?)

Always.

 

[BongoGal]

If I had some white vinegar, I would descale my coffee maker today. I don't have any, however.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*melt*

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I don't drink tea with sugar

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have shit on my shoe.

 

[IsabellaKing]

I like my toast cold - so that the butter doesn't melt.

 

[Alicechurchill]

When the air conditioner is running and I have just opened a can of soda, the sound of the carbonation reacting to the air is like ants walking on ant-sized bubble wrap. When the air conditioner is not on, it sounds a bit like it does inside my head when I eat pop rocks.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I just got up from a fairly nice nap. I didn't really want to.