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I "came"! My genital "area" started feeling good. Then, that whole "region" felt really, really good. Then, it felt amazing, all over! I thought it was nifty, and I may try to experience more of these "orgasms" in the future!
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I "came"! My genital "area" started feeling good. Then, that whole "region" felt really, really good. Then, it felt amazing, all over! I thought it was nifty, and I may try to experience more of these "orgasms" in the future!
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HEY! That is not boring! Shouldn't this be in the "What Made You Smile" thread.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I "came"! My genital "area" started feeling good. Then, that whole "region" felt really, really good. Then, it felt amazing, all over! I thought it was nifty, and I may try to experience more of these "orgasms" in the future!
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Thanks for bringing it all back down to the melancholy lull this thread was made for. *yawn*
 
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93rd post. almost at 100 so I get that nifty profile picture option
 
Just came back from posting two packages and doing some shopping. The rest of the evening will be uneventful, as usual. Maybe I'll fire up my PS2 and play some more Final fantasy X-2 and have a beer.
 
I've got dishes to do, and I've got to water the cat.

I really don't feel like doing chores today.
 
TarevaChine said:
HEY! That is not boring! Shouldn't this be in the "What Made You Smile" thread.
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I believe you are incorrect. I think otherwise, in other words.

Curious_in_Cali said:
Thanks for bringing it all back down to the melancholy lull this thread was made for. *yawn*
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And then they went into a catatonic state. Bonking....heads.... on...keyboardzzzzzzzzzzzzz...


I am remembering the guy at McDonald's, 42 minutes ago. How are you, I said. Stuck in the drive-thru, he said. Is the drive-thru the hell assignment, I said. No, he said. The break room is right there. If no one is coming, you can sit there. Hahaha, I said...It's the like the illuminati secrets of McDonald's. I guess so, he said. I felt embarrassed, like I took it too far, and brought in the illuminati, which I think scares some people with the far-reaching power.

I got a chipotle grilled snack wrap with red onions added. I ate it and thought about the guy, and whether he had to wear special deodorant because of reaching into the hot all the time. He seemed pretty nice.
 
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A friend called me today and asked if she could borrow my bike lock. Actually she texted me, but I like to think of it as a "conversation." I said sure, cause I'm wasn't using my bike today anyway. I'm not sure if she lost her lock or if she's never had one. Probably she lost it, cause she's been biking a long time and I can't imagine she would ever just leave her bike around unlocked. Maybe she loaned her lock to someone else? I never asked her though, cause we mostly were just arranging a time for her to come pick up the lock. Once she arrived, I had to get the bike lock key off my keyring. That totally hurt my fingers, cause damn, I think I have a really string keyring or something.

She said she'd return the lock tomorrow, but she doesn't have to. I probably won't need it.
 
It takes more energy to eat a slice of toast and crunchy peanut butter than it does a slice spread with smooth peanut butter.
 
I'm going to get a hair cut tomorrow. It's been about a month and a half since my last one. I usually get one every three to four weeks, but there were some uncontrollable circumstances that hampered my regular routine this time around. There's one person I always go to to get my hair cut. He knows exactly how I like it cut. I was going to go on Sunday, but I thought that if he wasn't working that day, I would have made the trip down there for nothing. Fearing that he wouldn't be there when I arrived, I called ahead to make sure he was there. A woman answered. She said he was not there and wouldn't be until Tuesday. She sounded like the woman I let cut my hair the last time I showed up there and my regular hair cutter wasn't there. She gave me a bad hair cut that day, so I remembered her. I said thank you and hung up. So, tomorrow is Tuesday, and I will be getting my hair cut tomorrow.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I "came"! My genital "area" started feeling good. Then, that whole "region" felt really, really good. Then, it felt amazing, all over! I thought it was nifty, and I may try to experience more of these "orgasms" in the future!
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So i guess you had a boregasm then since this is posted in the boring thread. I had one of those once, I ended up yawning instead of orgasming.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I am glad we can talk and share about boring climaxes like so many friends,
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We would not be talking about mine in this thread. Sorry, whether I am alone or with someone, they are NEVER boring! It must be those pervy thoughts of mine. ;)
 
kiwi_submissive said:
So i guess you had a boregasm then since this is posted in the boring thread. I had one of those once, I ended up yawning instead of orgasming.
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TarevaChine said:
We would not be talking about mine in this thread. Sorry, whether I am alone or with someone, they are NEVER boring! It must be those pervy thoughts of mine. ;)
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One of the tire air valve caps is missing. I found another one on the ground at the gas station, but it doesn't quite fit.
 
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