Be as boring as possible.

I think I'll drive the lamborghini wildly around on the ground, and try to catch you.



Watch that shift, though.

Hehe.

Well make sure theres a big target on there somewhere for me to land on.

Not to worry, i am pretty good with stick shift :p

I hope your chute opens, or I'm gonna be seriously chafed.

I'm thinking about making a grocery list, even though I only need a couple of things. Sometimes I get to the store and I totally forget something really important. I would hate to have to go back.
 
I hope your chute opens, or I'm gonna be seriously chafed.

They have ointments that you can use for chafing.

I'm thinking about making a grocery list, even though I only need a couple of things. Sometimes I get to the store and I totally forget something really important. I would hate to have to go back.

I did that the other day, got all the way to the supermarket and realised I had left my bag at hom. By the time I got home it just seemed to much like hard work to go back.
 
I burnt my toast. Really wanted toast, maybe I'll just scrap it off.
 
My cousin is a rapper. His stage name is Dutchy. He's not Dutch.
 
I bought a new hair catching thing for the shower drain today. I have a lot of long curly hair; it requires vigilance.
 
I went to the restaurant to get fresh made tortillas. They weren't ready. I have to go back in 20 minutes.
 
My mismatched sock bucket that has grown over the years and now officially has more socks in it than my sock drawer. I can't bring myself to just throw them away, so I will do what any one else of sound mind would. I hereby revoke this antiquated system of enforcing matched socks and will henceforth just wear the first 2 socks I pull out of my drawer when I need to wear socks.

I heel good about this decision.
 
I like black pens more than blue pens but sharp pencils more than black pens.
 
I think I should go pee.
But I'm too comfortable on my chair.
I still think I should go pee ...
 
I had toast for breakfast this morning. I over-toasted it slightly but it didn't burn. I put extra butter on it hoping it might help. It just tasted like over-toasted, over-buttered toast. It was ok.
 
I was watching Adventure Time earlier. Currently, I am no longer watching Adventure Time. I feel a little bad about that.
 
It's a little after 1 p.m. my time, and I've gotten very little (paid) work accomplished today, though I *did* remove the trap under the slow-draining kitchen sink, and force stiff wire down the pipes to try to clean out whatever's stuck in there. It didn't work. I also got stuff together for her lunch, and delivered it to her so she could work straight through her normal lunch time. I had to go back when I had brought a container with only one slice of tomato instead of the container that had three or four slices.
 
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