Be as boring as possible.

I woke up without a hangover. 3 bourbons and I was close to worshipping the porcelin king when I got home. I wonder if I am allergic to alcohol.
 
Okay. Noted.

'Cause I was just gonna say that I was sitting down to a bowl of Asianshavedpussy brand cornflakes, and I'm thinking that crosses the line now.


I dunno about line crossing, so I will happily defer to satins judgment call on this point, but you do have me wondering about the toy surprise in that cereal box.
 
I dunno about line crossing, so I will happily defer to satins judgment call on this point, but you do have me wondering about the toy surprise in that cereal box.

I guess we could guarantee that toy would have a made in China or Taiwan sticker on it somewhere :rolleyes:
 
I guess we could guarantee that toy would have a made in China or Taiwan sticker on it somewhere :rolleyes:

Yes, this seems quite possible indeed. That is probably where my purple pterodactyl action figure came from too, but the foot fell off years ago that had the "made in" embossing on it so I guess I am left to wonder about its nationality indefinitely.
 
Yes, this seems quite possible indeed. That is probably where my purple pterodactyl action figure came from too, but the foot fell off years ago that had the "made in" embossing on it so I guess I am left to wonder about its nationality indefinitely.

You could always buy a tiny little flag, tie it around its neck like a cape and say that it has a new nationality. Just need to think what countries flag matches purple though.
 
You could always buy a tiny little flag, tie it around its neck like a cape and say that it has a new nationality. Just need to think what countries flag matches purple though.

Good thinking! So I guess the question is, do I go with something complimentary like cobalt blue or maybe a nice magenta? Or do I go with something that contrasts well like a strong canary yellow? In general, I think you can't go wrong with a classic red cape, but that speaks more to the "superhero within" than to a purple pterodactyls nationality, real or newly adopted don't you think?
 
Good thinking! So I guess the question is, do I go with something complimentary like cobalt blue or maybe a nice magenta? Or do I go with something that contrasts well like a strong canary yellow? In general, I think you can't go wrong with a classic red cape, but that speaks more to the "superhero within" than to a purple pterodactyls nationality, real or newly adopted don't you think?

I agree but I say go with the red with maybe a contrasting colour to balance it out so it's not too superheroish, superheros do need to be anonymous sometimes. You could design the flag and make up a country (ptetrodatoria has a nice ring to it) as I can't think of any countries off the top of my head with a cobalt blue or magenta flag.
 
I agree but I say go with the red with maybe a contrasting colour to balance it out so it's not too superheroish, superheros do need to be anonymous sometimes. You could design the flag and make up a country (ptetrodatoria has a nice ring to it) as I can't think of any countries off the top of my head with a cobalt blue or magenta flag.

Right, right. Creating countries though seems a bit excessive, I mean consider the litany of triplicate paperwork alone. *rubs temples* Not to say that my orphaned one legged faded purple toy friend doesn't deserve that kind of effort from me, but it does seem a bit silly when he already has established US citizenship with the 9/10ths rule you know?

Gosh, OK, for his purple "skin" I can see a red flag. But maybe with some canary yellow stars for pterostyle?
 
Right, right. Creating countries though seems a bit excessive, I mean consider the litany of triplicate paperwork alone. *rubs temples* Not to say that my orphaned one legged faded purple toy friend doesn't deserve that kind of effort from me, but it does seem a bit silly when he already has established US citizenship with the 9/10ths rule you know?

Gosh, OK, for his purple "skin" I can see a red flag. But maybe with some canary yellow stars for pterostyle?

The great thing about creating your own country though is you get to say that there is no paperwork.

Put a US flag on him, then You get the red and at least a shade of blue. Would he be considered an illegal alien do you think?

I think we need some pics of him modelling different flags, maybe a poll or something.
 
I get to paint a stair rail today...well, prime it any way. (Okay, so this isn't boring to me 'cause I find stuff like that enjoyabe; but I thought it'd bore y'all.) :)
 
I get to paint a stair rail today...well, prime it any way. (Okay, so this isn't boring to me 'cause I find stuff like that enjoyabe; but I thought it'd bore y'all.) :)

I find painting very exciting. Fresh colour on a white background.

Now watching that paint dry, that fits into this thread, lol.
 
I went to a big box store for home improvement...you know, the one with orange every where. They had what the small local store did not. I was sad I had to go to the store with orange. I like the locals.
 
The great thing about creating your own country though is you get to say that there is no paperwork.

Put a US flag on him, then You get the red and at least a shade of blue. Would he be considered an illegal alien do you think?

I think we need some pics of him modelling different flags, maybe a poll or something.

I dino about that, unfortunately I am a pterrible saurus of good info regarding citizenship of an imported toy. :(

Yes, I cape thinking that red and blue are the white colors, but maybe not.
A pollish fashion show...now there is an idea. I doubt my pterodactyl is from Poland though, so I don't think that would be relevant.
 
Why is white noise not blue or green or something else? And after awhile, does it become grey noise, and need a good cleaning?
 
Why is white noise not blue or green or something else? And after awhile, does it become grey noise, and need a good cleaning?

Well, it is. It's blue and red and...a bit like blurred plaid actually.:)

I'm sorry to have to tell you people, but generally you suck at being boring.
 
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