Be as boring as possible.

[Alexis_Grey]

I couldn't find my glasses earlier..
I sat down on the couch, frustrated..
I then saw them on the bar..
Guess I don't really need them that bad..

 

[midwestyankee]

I haven't had a hard-on in hours.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I went food shopping today and almost ran over a person with the trolley because I was in such a hurry to escape.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I accidentally sat at the coffee shop for nearly five hours while applying to various job postings.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Waiting for the laundry to finish so I can swap it out for the next load. Wondering if I should go get lunch now, or wait 13 minutes and go after I swap the laundry. I should be able to be back in 13 mins because the salad I want doesn't take that long for them to make, and the place is close to my house. Maybe I will wait because rushing to get a salad seems kinda silly.

 

[kissmeXY]

i just woke up and got to make breakfast in a bit

 

[kissmeXY]

i just woke up and got to make breakfast in a bit

 

[mmarfox]

I've been doing so many pull-ups that I'm getting some serious callouses on my hands. I went to the hardware store around the corner to get something like grip-tape. The guy there said he didn't have anything like that but told me about some alternative that is pretty expensive. I said no thanks, but if I change my mind, I'll come back. My hands are fine the way they are.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I have spreadsheets to look at and process; but I'm spending my time avoiding them by hanging out on Lit.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

My sunburn is healing which is great, but it is at that itchy yet still kinda tender stage.

 

[Babyslave]

I should really get my nails done. And my hair styled. Sigh.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I wonder why the mailman isn't here yet. *yawn*

 

[LilyPru]

I bought extra crispy english muffins. Upon reflection, isn't my toaster in control of that feature?

 

[george51]

......

 

[Chiara_searches]

I smell like wood fire smoke...probably because I have been tending a fire.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think I like the Phillips head kind of screwdriver best. If it's well-made. And if it has a good grip part of the screwdriver. That is important. I think if I had to choose, I would get that kind. But sometimes, it is not "appropriate," so I will continue to use the flat kind in those cases, I suspect.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I think I like the Phillips head kind of screwdriver best. If it's well-made. And if it has a good grip part of the screwdriver. That is important. I think if I had to choose, I would get that kind. But sometimes, it is not "appropriate," so I will continue to use the flat kind in those cases, I suspect.

I always find that my Phillips heads are too beat up to use properly. Then I resort to using a butter knife for both Phillips head and flat head. Why does that sound like I suddenly have a cutting fetish?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I always find that my Phillips heads are too beat up to use properly. Then I resort to using a butter knife for both Phillips head and flat head. Why does that sound like I suddenly have a cutting fetish?

Gym socks, and a couple of pieces of gum. And a magazine.

 

[Babyslave]

I think I like the Phillips head kind of screwdriver best. If it's well-made. And if it has a good grip part of the screwdriver. That is important. I think if I had to choose, I would get that kind. But sometimes, it is not "appropriate," so I will continue to use the flat kind in those cases, I suspect.

I always find that my Phillips heads are too beat up to use properly. Then I resort to using a butter knife for both Phillips head and flat head. Why does that sound like I suddenly have a cutting fetish?

I don't know, you two. Nearly crossing the line with these, I think. (or is it just that my mind has been spending too much time in the gutter?)

Words like the following are simply not appropriate for this thread:
screw
head
grip
beat
fetish

 

[LilyPru]

When I was a little girl and played teenager with my friends, I always called myself Karen. I thought that Karen was the perfect teenager name.

 

[OzoneRed]

Today is trash day.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I don't know, you two. Nearly crossing the line with these, I think. (or is it just that my mind has been spending too much time in the gutter?)

Words like the following are simply not appropriate for this thread:
screw
head
grip
beat
fetish

Okay. Noted.

'Cause I was just gonna say that I was sitting down to a bowl of Asianshavedpussy brand cornflakes, and I'm thinking that crosses the line now.

 

[Babyslave]

Okay. Noted.

'Cause I was just gonna say that I was sitting down to a bowl of Asianshavedpussy brand cornflakes, and I'm thinking that crosses the line now.

Whimper....

I mean, yes. Totally. Crosses the line. Yes, that's what I meant.

 

[satindesire]

I have a killer sinus headache.

The mold spore count is out of control!

 

[BiBunny]

I have a killer sinus headache.

The mold spore count is out of control!

Allegra does wonders for mine. Don't know if you've tried it, though.


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