Be as boring as possible.

[tekgirl]

awww- ain't you sweet.

they have smart toasters now.....it'a all part of skynets plan

I'll be back.

After I go for a run!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

my toaster hates me

You know, maybe he only hates you because for all that he does for you, you aren't meeting his needs? Maybe if you REALLY listened to him you would find out his deep burning fetish for... capes?

http://mutantreviewers.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/toaster1.jpg

 

[tekgirl]

You know, maybe he only hates you because for all that he does for you, you aren't meeting his needs? Maybe if you REALLY listened to him you would find out his deep burning fetish for... capes?

http://mutantreviewers.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/toaster1.jpg

Your toaster flies! Mine only sits on the counter. What a lazy fucking toaster I've got!

 

[daus42]

Your toaster flies! Mine only sits on the counter. What a lazy fucking toaster I've got!

Sounds crummy....your smart phone should have a toaster app....

My grandmom had a cloth toaster cover......and some crazy crochet toilet paper covers as well.

 

[tekgirl]

Sounds crummy....your smart phone should have a toaster app....

My grandmom had a cloth toaster cover......and some crazy crochet toilet paper covers as well.

That's the problem. I have a stupid phone. It was the only one I could afford.

 

[hungdavid]

That's the problem. I have a stupid phone. It was the only one I could afford.

I have a smart phone.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I have a smart phone.

a darwin award in the making right here.

 

[hungdavid]

a darwin award in the making right here.

How dumb is that. Darwin doesn't even make phones.

 

[LilyPru]

Conversations make the day interesting.

 

[tekgirl]

I have a smart phone.

You have a smart ass!

 

[hungdavid]

You have a smart ass!

And you have a very cute one...

 

[tekgirl]

And you have a very cute one...

Yours ain't bad either! Meow!

 

[tekgirl]

It's overcast today. Very boring indeed.

 

[daus42]

It was just an aftershock- go back to sleep.

 

[hungdavid]

It's overcast today. Very boring indeed.

Good day to stay in bed...

 

[Chiara_searches]

I ate melon to re-hydrate after running.

 

[LilyPru]

The green bean plant has a really intense work ethic.

 

[hungdavid]

I like beans...

 

[sereneone4u]

David is a bean

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The dishes are washed.

 

[midwestyankee]

Boiling pasta will make it soft.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I drank wine. Should I go potty?

 

[tekgirl]

It is dark so I am going to bed.

 

[BabyBlue2005]

It is raining.

 

[CharChar123]

It is raining.

it's raining for me, too. we have so much in common.