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It's really raining here but I don't think the heavy stuff is comin' for a while.
 
I have a boing work dinner tonight. I am glad I have some non boring things to think about during dinner. I might even wear my "hot" glasses.
 
My dog is snoring. I may try to get him those snorish band-aid things, in a small "snout-sized" version, and hold him down while I put them on. I guess in England that would be called snorish plaster things, though. I don't think he has any British ancestry. I am thinking that those strip things might not stick to his fur so well, however, even if they were called plasters or possibly something else. I don't believe in that kind of thing, where the names of things make them work better, or worse. I have a friend who sleeps with a tennis ball on his back, so he will turn over onto his side, and then not snore. I think this dog's tennis ball is too nasty to stay on his back. The dog's back, that is what I was referring to, not the friend's back. It is wet and nasty and chewed up. I mean the tennis ball, this time, not the dog's back and again, not the friend's back. The friend's back is not wet and nasty and chewed up that I know of. But if it is, it could be that my dog chewed it, and maybe that would be a way to stop snoring, because it would be so painful that the person getting chewed would not really snore, because they would be screaming, and sort of "stepping around" on the bed, trying to pull the dog off his back, and the dog wouldn't (snore), at least while he (this dog is a he) was chewing. Anyway, it is worth thinking about. He is still snoring. The dog, I mean, not the friend.
 
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I don't own any sweat pants any more, now I own yoga pants. Never sweated in the sweat pants and highly doubt I'll do yoga in the yoga pants.
 
I made fresh hot coffee. I added cream and then it wasn't as hot anymore because the cream I added was cold. It is still good, just not as hot.
 
M told me not to burn his toast today. Being the smartass I am, I explained that all toast must be burnt, or it's really just bread.
 
Leftovers for dinner. All of the unwanted food of recent yesterdays gathered together in some sort of last chance misfits ball on my plate.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Leftovers for dinner. All of the unwanted food of recent yesterdays gathered together in some sort of last chance misfits ball on my plate.
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In the words of The Replacements:


"There`s popcorn for dinner
last night it was cheesecake
a little sleepy-time tea
spiked with another heartache."


:)
 
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DeepGreenEyes said:
My dog is snoring. I may try to get him those snorish band-aid things, in a small "snout-sized" version, and hold him down while I put them on. I guess in England that would be called snorish plaster things, though. I don't think he has any British ancestry. I am thinking that those strip things might not stick to his fur so well, however, even if they were called plasters or possibly something else. I don't believe in that kind of thing, where the names of things make them work better, or worse. I have a friend who sleeps with a tennis ball on his back, so he will turn over onto his side, and then not snore. I think this dog's tennis ball is too nasty to stay on his back. The dog's back, that is what I was referring to, not the friend's back. It is wet and nasty and chewed up. I mean the tennis ball, this time, not the dog's back and again, not the friend's back. The friend's back is not wet and nasty and chewed up that I know of. But if it is, it could be that my dog chewed it, and maybe that would be a way to stop snoring, because it would be so painful that the person getting chewed would not really snore, because they would be screaming, and sort of "stepping around" on the bed, trying to pull the dog off his back, and the dog wouldn't (snore), at least while he (this dog is a he) was chewing. Anyway, it is worth thinking about. He is still snoring. The dog, I mean, not the friend.
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:D I mean, YAWN....

How does your friend sleep with a tennis ball on his back. How does it stay there. Is it mind over matter, is he a magician, is it one of those magic tennis balls, does he strap it to himself? If he does, does he use elastic, or rope, or tape? If it's tape, is it masking, or electrical, or duct tape? If it's duct tape, is it the classic silver kind, or one of the new colors, like green or red or blue? Or maybe one of the really new girly colors like white or pink? If it's tape, doesn't it hurt when he removes it? Or doesn't he remove it? If he doesn't remove it does it look like he's got a tennis ball taped to himself, or does it look like something else? What else would it look like? An orange? A miniature second head? Wouldn't that be scary? I mean if people thought it was a second head. If people thought it was an orange, they'd just think it was strange, and wonder how it stayed in one place.

I'm tired now. Nite nite.
 
I just finished brushing my teeth. I usually brush them for 7 - 10 minutes in the morning. I use 2 different types of toothpaste. One of them is a little gritty. I am not sure if it really cleans them better or not, but they always feel cleaner.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
In the words of The Replacements:


"There`s popcorn for dinner
last night it was cheesecake
a little sleepy-time tea
spiked with another heartache."


:)
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Ponderings of red placemats:

"When lying flat on your back life can feel crumby, but from that place everything has to look up."

:)
 
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