Be proud old guys!

[Deleted member 6592667]

You forgot to crop off half of your babygirls porn name.
But im even prouder of you for bagging a porn star babygirl. You must really know what youre doing.

Yeah, I totally know how to insert my dick into vaginas. What's up ladies?

Also, totally unrelated, how do you crop out porn star names from pictures? AFAB (asking for a babygirl)

 

[13Fantasies]

You forgot to crop off half of your babygirls porn name.
But im even prouder of you for bagging a porn star babygirl. You must really know what youre doing.

That's just the special of the week. That's not his only pornstar babygirl

 

[barefootgirl69]

Isn't this where a certain litster pops in and says "I need a daddy"?

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's just the special of the week. That's not his only pornstar babygirl

Are you his manager?
And just how did  you know about him pulling his muscle? Pun intended.

Were you the injured cameraman?

 

[positiveflirt]

Isn't this where a certain litster pops in and says "I need a daddy"?

*clears throat*

I..

 

[13Fantasies]

Are you his manager?
And just how did  you know about him pulling his muscle? Pun intended.

Were you the injured cameraman?

I subscribe to his OnlyFans. They put out a press release

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Isn't this where a certain litster pops in and says "I need a daddy"?

Yeah this is about where someone comes in and responds to pwhalen's original post with something like "I HAVE A BABYGURL TOO!"

 

[13Fantasies]

Yeah this is about where someone comes in and responds to pwhalen's original post with something like "I HAVE A BABYGURL TOO!"

Or that they have gangbangs thanks to their hubby liking to share the filipinawife...

 

[ydahecnot]

Isn't this where a certain litster pops in and says "I need a daddy"?

I think you just did

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think you just did

Nope. IYKYK

 

[13Fantasies]

Im disappointed no one asked what the act was called.

@NRJLIVES4ever calls it Tuesday night, but the official billing was "Synchronized semen splurge." Not super catchy either, but its alliteration and no one paid for the title. -Shrugs-

 

[barefootgirl69]

Im disappointed no one asked what the act was called.

@NRJLIVES4ever calls it Tuesday night, but the official billing was "Synchronized semen splurge." Not super catchy either, but its alliteration and no one paid for the title. -Shrugs-

I can't wait for Wednesday's alliteration! Also, I wonder if we should get him on stage since the cameraman seems to have disappeared.

 

[13Fantasies]

I can't wait for Wednesday's alliteration! Also, I wonder if we should get him on stage since the cameraman seems to have disappeared.

After @NRJLIVES4ever and his girls fell, he unfortunately turned sideways. The poor cameraman was engulfed by his seed shower. Sadly, he drowned.

But the show was a success and NRJ is paying all the bills for the funeral. They are planting him in a community garden. Can't waste all that fertilizer

 

[13Fantasies]

The funeral was amazing.

@NRJLIVES4ever even had a fondue fountain of Swiss cheese.

Funny side note. The girls all rushed eagerly to the fountain, but said they were disappointed in the taste. Still not sure why the entire UCLA cheerleading squad was at the funeral, but something about celebrating life, only living once, 40 inch Wang, etc. Some stereotypes are true. -Shrugs-

Anyway, the funeral was heart felt and @NRJLIVES4ever gave a nice ecology before the cameraman was buried in the local community garden.

So fertile that three apples trees immediately seeded and grew and all of the MILFS about fainted at the size of the cucumbers grown. Fertile stuff indeed, @NRJLIVES4ever

Be proud old guys!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

The funeral was amazing.

@NRJLIVES4ever even had a fondue fountain of Swiss cheese.

Funny side note. The girls all rushed eagerly to the fountain, but said they were disappointed in the taste. Still not sure why the entire UCLA cheerleading squad was at the funeral, but something about celebrating life, only living once, 40 inch Wang, etc. Some stereotypes are true. -Shrugs-

Anyway, the funeral was heart felt and @NRJLIVES4ever gave a nice ecology before the cameraman was buried in the local community garden.

So fertile that three apples trees immediately seeded and grew and all of the MILFS about fainted at the size of the cucumbers grown. Fertile stuff indeed, @NRJLIVES4ever

Be proud old guys!

That is some seriously fertile garden soil. What a proud moment for all the old guys out there. Everyone deserves a Swiss cheese fountain at their funeral service .

 

[Bry1313]

I love reading all the real stories that definitely happened about my fellow old guys bagging baby girls. I’m off to go bag a bunch of baby girls at Vikings cheerleading camp. They are all ready and eager for this veteran cock. On my way baby girls.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Huge thank you to my man @13Fantasies for being my biographer. I'm sometimes so drained from pleasing all the babygirls out there that I need to step back and hydrate.

 

[13Fantasies]

Huge thank you to my man @13Fantasies for being my biographer. I'm sometimes so drained from pleasing all the babygirls out there that I need to step back and hydrate.

Self care is important

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Self care is important

True. Like sometimes I need to crack one off so I can think straight about which one of my young babygirls I want to impregnate next. Last time I went over they told me to leave but to buy them beer first. Probably nothing to worry about.

 

[13Fantasies]

True. Like sometimes I need to crack one off so I can think straight about which one of my young babygirls I want to impregnate next. Last time I went over they told me to leave but to buy them beer first. Probably nothing to worry about.

Easier on them when you stretch them no doubt. And a numbing agent afterwards. Like you, endlessly useful and satisfying, right?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Reading the thread from beginning to end, seeing how it started as the grossest post ever that was then debunked and mocked and then how it was hijacked and became filled with total insanity is just hilarious and marvelous.

 

[13Fantasies]

Reading the thread from beginning to end, seeing how it started as the grossest post ever that was then debunked and mocked and then how it was hijacked and became filled with total insanity is just hilarious and marvelous.

And it should never die

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And it should never die

Noooooooope!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

So today my phone was lighting up with up and coming babygirls phone numbers after @13Fantasies made it public knowledge that I've been teaching my babygirl techniques to the next gen. So many babygirl's showed up on my driveway waiting to learn what it takes to be a babygirl for @NRJLIVES4ever . I kept telling them all they needed to do was be 19 or 20 and worship his 40ish year old wang like a Roman god. Well surprise surprise, he showed up and whipped his massive dick out and the babygirls went wild. It didn't take long to see who made the cut. There was so much cum everywhere that we made it into a game of driveway slip and slide. Only a few babygirls were injured on the cum slide. Most went home looking like they stepped off the set of Ghostbusters 2 coming out from the underground slime river.

Time again for rest and rehydration.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So today my phone was lighting up with up and coming babygirls phone numbers after @13Fantasies made it public knowledge that I've been teaching my babygirl techniques to the next gen. So many babygirl's showed up on my driveway waiting to learn what it takes to be a babygirl for @NRJLIVES4ever . I kept telling them all they needed to do was be 19 or 20 and worship his 40ish year old wang like a Roman god. Well surprise surprise, he showed up and whipped his massive dick out and the babygirls went wild. It didn't take long to see who made the cut. There was so much cum everywhere that we made it into a game of driveway slip and slide. Only a few babygirls were injured on the cum slide. Most went home looking like they stepped off the set of Ghostbusters 2 coming out from the underground slime river.

Time again for rest and rehydration.

The best thing about this poem of a story is how completely true it is.