Be proud old guys!

[13Fantasies]

Was anyone else surprised that none of @NRJLIVES4ever 's current babygirls won the hotdog eating competition yesterday?

Seems like a shoe-in with what he teaches them to swallow

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Was anyone else surprised that none of @NRJLIVES4ever 's current babygirls won the hotdog eating competition yesterday?

Seems like a shoe-in with what he teaches them to swallow

I think the problem is that they're not used to using their teeth.

 

[13Fantasies]

I think the problem is that they're not used to using their teeth.

From what I saw, I'm not sure the winner did either.

 

[barefootgirl69]

From what I saw, I'm not sure the winner did either.

I'm dying!

 

[GuitarGawd41]

*forum threads that could only ever exist in the strange and twisted mind of LITEROTICA*

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm not sure what other countries or even other parts of the US do for sure, but the Midwest is known for its plethora of county fairs at this time of year.

Well, @NRJLIVES4ever has heard of these where the girls next door and Farmer Johnson's daughters are in excess.

He's decided to hit as many as possible and reward every Fair Queen babygirl (between the ages of 18 and 19 obviously) with a rodeo on hos Wang.

IF a babygirl stays on through his wild ride AND orgasm, she gets a free trip to Disneyland. Note: @NRJLIVES4ever has yet to send a babygirl to Disneyland.

So giddyup cowgirl babygirls. Time to let it ride! Yeehaw!

 

[sallysparrow23]

I'm not sure what other countries or even other parts of the US do for sure, but the Midwest is known for its plethora of county fairs at this time of year.

Well, @NRJLIVES4ever has heard of these where the girls next door and Farmer Johnson's daughters are in excess.

He's decided to hit as many as possible and reward every Fair Queen babygirl (between the ages of 18 and 19 obviously) with a rodeo on hos Wang.

IF a babygirl stays on through his wild ride AND orgasm, she gets a free trip to Disneyland. Note: @NRJLIVES4ever has yet to send a babygirl to Disneyland.

So giddyup cowgirl babygirls. Time to let it ride! Yeehaw!

If only I could turn back time to my 18-19 year old county fair Beef Queen self so I could partake in this massive bull ride. I'll send my best graduates for this opportunity of a lifetime.

 

[13Fantasies]

If only I could turn back time to my 18-19 year old county fair Beef Queen self so I could partake in this massive bull ride. I'll send my best graduates for this opportunity of a lifetime.

I bet you were a top notch "beef" queen. Likely still are, even though you are too old for @NRJLIVES4ever.

The rest of us would love to offer you our rodeo services.

 

[gtnlynn]

When my wife was in her 30's, her best sex partner (other than me) was a 60+ year old guy who really know how to please her. That's an old guy with a right to be proud!

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, apparently @sallysparrow23 got married to @BadAmy . That means when babygirls move on from @NRJLIVES4ever , he's ruined them for the rest of us. So they find comfort in each other's arms while they train the future babygirls.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Well, apparently @sallysparrow23 got married to @BadAmy . That means when babygirls move on from @NRJLIVES4ever , he's ruined them for the rest of us. So they find comfort in each other's arms while they train the future babygirls.

Listen, I am working on revamping babygirl academy so all the old guys out there will be satisfied and not ruined after @NRJLIVES4ever wrecks them with his amazing fuck skills.

With the assistance of my newly hired Dean of students @Bry1313 , I am confident that all future graduates will find lasting success in their chosen field of study.

Donations to the scholarship programs are welcome and encouraged.

If you're looking for a BGA graduate assistant please send me a message and we can see what options and programs are available.

 

[13Fantasies]

Listen, I am working on revamping babygirl academy so all the old guys out there will be satisfied and not ruined after @NRJLIVES4ever wrecks them with his amazing fuck skills.

With the assistance of my newly hired Dean of students @Bry1313 , I am confident that all future graduates will find lasting success in their chosen field of study.

Donations to the scholarship programs are welcome and encouraged.

If you're looking for a BGA graduate assistant please send me a message and we can see what options and programs are available.

What are @Bry1313 's qualifications to help with this noble endeavor? At least YOU are a woman and know what men need.

 

[BadAmy]

Listen, I am working on revamping babygirl academy so all the old guys out there will be satisfied and not ruined after @NRJLIVES4ever wrecks them with his amazing fuck skills.

With the assistance of my newly hired Dean of students @Bry1313 , I am confident that all future graduates will find lasting success in their chosen field of study.

Donations to the scholarship programs are welcome and encouraged.

If you're looking for a BGA graduate assistant please send me a message and we can see what options and programs are available.

I claim babygirl emeritus.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What are @Bry1313 's qualifications to help with this noble endeavor?

He is pretty old. And i think its a secret but ive heard some whispered mentions that he is tall. He is definitely not as impressive as @NRJLIVES4ever but really who is? Has he been cited yet by the police department for all the fireworks hes setting off in his babygirls?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

This thread is all the way out of control. I love it!

 

[sallysparrow23]

What are @Bry1313 's qualifications to help with this noble endeavor? At least YOU are a woman and know what men need.

He is pretty old. And i think its a secret but ive heard some whispered mentions that he is tall. He is definitely not as impressive as @NRJLIVES4ever but really who is? Has he been cited yet by the police department for all the fireworks hes setting off in his babygirls?

There is no way @NRJLIVES4ever could be onsite at babygirl academy (BGA) daily because the babygirls would pounce at every Daddy NRJ siting, potentially damaging his fuck skillset. @Bry1313 meets the "old guy" qualification, and yes, I have also heard he could possibly be tall. A height advantage could help in taming the wildest of babygirls. I'm not sure quite how, but it seems important to note. He's already prepared a rigorous curriculum based on my babygirl training preferences. We will need assistants throughout the school year to help with ongoing capstone projects. If you or anyone you know is interested in a position at BGA please inquire through my PMs.

Headmistress,
Sally S. xx

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Yeah the more the merrier. I'm out of completely real and not at all made up stories for the moment.

 

[13Fantasies]

Yeah the more the merrier. I'm out of completely real and not at all made up stories for the moment.

Really?

I have a treasure trove. I'm just trying to space them out.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Really?

I have a treasure trove. I'm just trying to space them out.

I feel like I've been trying to top my national guard called into Target one

 

[Bry1313]

Really?

I have a treasure trove. I'm just trying to space them out.

It’s incredible what NRJ has been capable of which is why he deserves the finest grads possible from the BGA to continue to have totally true experiences that definitely happened.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I feel like we should thank PWhalen/Fakebabygirl for all the good times we've had.

 

[13Fantasies]

I feel like we should thank PWhalen/Fakebabygirl for all the good times we've had.

We tried, but is there ANY babygirl who's vagina we could mold as a prize that would be worthy?

Or do we mold your Wang?

I keep forgetting who the "real" OP was

 

[13Fantasies]

Fun fact: @NRJLIVES4ever has a trophy case of tributes left for him by current and former babygirls.

And yes, he has an endless supply of thongs, edible bras, heels, etc. that would put every retail outlet to shame, these type of tributes can get ild and boring.

When interviewing him for his hero origin story (a different post one day), I complimented him on his trophy warehouse.

In his humble, yet somehow superior and egotistical style, he says that he doesn't even display the best things he's received. He keeps them locked up in his room in case he ever feels the urge to forget babygirls and make sweet, sweet Wang love to one or both of his hands.

His top three are very eclectic, but exciting. Anyone want to guess what his top three babygirl tributes ever are?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

His top three are very eclectic, but exciting. Anyone want to guess what his top three babygirl tributes ever are?

It's true. My warehouse looks like the one at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Top 3:
Helen Mirren
Salma Hayek
@AmberLGreen

 

[13Fantasies]

It's true. My warehouse looks like the one at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Top 3:
Helen Mirren
Salma Hayek
@AmberLGreen

Quit trying to distract other guesses.

I said what were the top three tributes, not the top three babygirls you got them from.

You better go hydrate