Be proud old guys!

[Bry1313]

The best thing about this poem of a story is how completely true it is.

You have the greatest, 100% true accomplishments. @sallysparrow23 is doing the lords work in training the next generation too.

 

[ydahecnot]

You still have to make time for golf!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Proud? I am more and more ashamed every day by coming to this miserable place.

 

[sallysparrow23]

The best thing about this poem of a story is how completely true it is.

Of course it's true, I was there!

You have the greatest, 100% true accomplishments. @sallysparrow23 is doing the lords work in training the next generation too.

Thank you so much for acknowledging my efforts in bringing up a successful next gen.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I think it got deleted but I'm still laughing at the OP story of the girl blowing the dude and in the middle of it the girl gets out her phone to show him pics of her friends. That's never fucking happened anywhere.

 

[ydahecnot]

Proud? I am more and more ashamed every day by coming to this miserable place.

Get you a babygilf

 

[13Fantasies]

Fun fact: Did you know that even tight young babygirls don't stay tight after @NRJLIVES4ever waves his magic Wang wand?

After their first fuck, they have to go and do a midnight magic sermon with @TongueLust . IF they are worthy, she will read the runes and tighten them back up.

The ones who are not worthy? Well @Lord Pmann has a stable for @NRJLIVES4ever rejects. He calls it the Sloppy Seconds Stables.

The More You Know...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fun fact: Did you know that even tight young babygirls don't stay tight after @NRJLIVES4ever waves his magic Wang wand?

After their first fuck, they have to go and do a midnight magic sermon with @TongueLust . IF they are worthy, she will read the runes and tighten them back up.

The ones who are not worthy? Well @Lord Pmann has a stable for @NRJLIVES4ever rejects. He calls it the Sloppy Seconds Stables.

The More You Know...

You're like a reporter!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You're like a reporter!

"Coming up next on NRJ Watch..."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think it got deleted but I'm still laughing at the OP story of the girl blowing the dude and in the middle of it the girl gets out her phone to show him pics of her friends. That's never fucking happened anywhere.

That sounds oddly like a story of you looking at your phone during a blowjob... are you sure you're not the OP of this thread?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Spectacularly late as ever but I've spent the day catching up on this treasure of a thread. Where was all of this valuable info when I was a 19 year old babygirl?

Can I still bag an "old guy" if I'm the same age?
Or should I start my own thread regaling you all with my completely factual adventures in cougaring?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

That sounds oddly like a story of you looking at your phone during a blowjob... are you sure you're not the OP of this thread?

This genuinely hurt. Ouch

And no, of course not. Lol That guy talked with the maturity and panache of someone that just recieved his first blowjob. He's not as experienced as I am. I've recived lots of blowjobs. From babygirls. All hot.

 

[13Fantasies]

You're like a reporter!

In a past life, I was.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey NJR, I know you are probably busy with the new batch of babygirls @sallysparrow23 trained for you. But can you please help your slightly older babygirls from last week?

They keep ringing my doorbell looking forlorn and asking where you are. They want to know how to get another date with your super big amazing dick. They just cant get enough and they say youve ruined them for younger guys. Please NJR, you gotta take care of these babygirls. With great power, comes great responsibility.

 

[ydahecnot]

Spectacularly late as ever but I've spent the day catching up on this treasure of a thread. Where was all of this valuable info when I was a 19 year old babygirl?

Can I still bag an "old guy" if I'm the same age?
Or should I start my own thread regaling you all with my completely factual adventures in cougaring?

So much yes for the last sentence

 

[ydahecnot]

Is almost 47 considered old? Asking for a friend.

Dude, that’s practically retirement age

 

[13Fantasies]

Did everyone hear that explosion earlier today? Probably heard around the world, but for those that are heavy sleepers, here's what happened.

@NRJLIVES4ever was in the mood to buy some fireworks to help celebrate the 4th of July. He went to a local tent stand run by a 19 year old baby girl and her twin 18 year old sisters.

"Looking for something that packs a big explosion?" the oldest asks. @NRJLIVES4ever just smiles and grabs his crotch.

"Always carry my own dynamite, baby," he says. Well, the girls see his girth through the pants he's wearing and immediately fall to their knees.

They are busy being serviced by @NRJLIVES4ever 's pocket rocket and fail to notice the crowd forming. One poor guy is so satisfied from watching that he lights a cigarette, accidentally flicking ash into the tent.

Fireworks start to fizzle and the crowd runs screaming. @NRJLIVES4ever assumes, correctly, that the screaming is the girls getting stretched and keeps going.

Suddenly, all of the fireworks shoot off, causing a massive explosion. The tent is decimated and the smoke is heavy. When the smoke clears, firefighters on the scene see @NRJLIVES4ever spraying down the fire and the unconscious babygirls with his savior seed, saving all lives in the process.

He zips up and tells the girls, "I hope your insurance covers that." He goes on to find a different place to buy his sparklers and smoke bombs.

Be safe this 4th of July!

 

[barefootgirl69]

This needed to be playing in the background as you told us that update, @13Fantasies!

 

[13Fantasies]

Never one to pass up a good entrepreneurial possibility, @NRJLIVES4ever is now selling firecrackers shaped like his dong, called the 40-Wang Whopper.

The fine print states that "Babygirls of 18 and 19 years old may need to be restrained during the cumplosion of sight and sound."

They also list a neat fact on them: After use, bury in garden for even more fertile results.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Never one to pass up a good entrepreneurial possibility, @NRJLIVES4ever is now selling firecrackers shaped like his dong, called the 40-Wang Whopper.

The fine print states that "Babygirls of 18 and 19 years old may need to be restrained during the cumplosion of sight and sound."

They also list a neat fact on them: After use, bury in garden for even more fertile results.

This is really some hard hitting reporting. You really deserve a Pulitzer.

 

[13Fantasies]

This is really some hard hitting reporting. You really deserve a Pulitzer.

-Bows-

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Fun fact: Did you know that even tight young babygirls don't stay tight after @NRJLIVES4ever waves his magic Wang wand?

After their first fuck, they have to go and do a midnight magic sermon with @TongueLust . IF they are worthy, she will read the runes and tighten them back up.

The ones who are not worthy? Well @Lord Pmann has a stable for @NRJLIVES4ever rejects. He calls it the Sloppy Seconds Stables.

The More You Know...

There is no shame in being the wingman to a better looking or better endowed dude! I picked up a lot of of their overshoots that way.

Made a career out of it actually

 

[sallysparrow23]

Hey NJR, I know you are probably busy with the new batch of babygirls @sallysparrow23 trained for you. But can you please help your slightly older babygirls from last week?

They keep ringing my doorbell looking forlorn and asking where you are. They want to know how to get another date with your super big amazing dick. They just cant get enough and they say youve ruined them for younger guys. Please NJR, you gotta take care of these babygirls. With great power, comes great responsibility.

Happy Independence Day from babygirl boot camp! Today the girls will be putting on a production for Daddy NRJ that they've been practicing all week. We've gone through a lot of sparklers and bottle rockets, and singed bums to get the routine right. I think they're ready for a bangin' good time. I sure hope @NRJLIVES4ever is ready to unleash his freedom streams for these babygirls on this very special day. I've got the fire department on speed dial ready to hose everyone down after the explosive finale.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Happy Independence Day from babygirl boot camp! Today the girls will be putting on a production for Daddy NRJ that they've been practicing all week. We've gone through a lot of sparklers and bottle rockets, and singed bums to get the routine right. I think they're ready for a bangin' good time. I sure hope @NRJLIVES4ever is ready to unleash his freedom streams for these babygirls on this very special day. I've got the fire department on speed dial ready to hose everyone down after the explosive finale.

Freedom streams is excellent!

 

[13Fantasies]

Happy Independence Day from babygirl boot camp! Today the girls will be putting on a production for Daddy NRJ that they've been practicing all week. We've gone through a lot of sparklers and bottle rockets, and singed bums to get the routine right. I think they're ready for a bangin' good time. I sure hope @NRJLIVES4ever is ready to unleash his freedom streams for these babygirls on this very special day. I've got the fire department on speed dial ready to hose everyone down after the explosive finale.

And it's going to be televised. Babygirls around the world need motivation.