Be proud old guys!

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Oh darn, I only blow 90 year olds. Your crank is only sibling aged instead of daddy aged and CCG taught me to run screaming away from sibling dick.
#HoeLifeOnlyForOldGuys

Wait, we're siblings?? Goddammit.

The Be Pround Old Guys thread is filled with delight AND pain.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

One thing I love about this thread is the occasional serious person that comes on and comments.

 

[13Fantasies]

I bet you were so good Vin Diesel stopped the movie to watch

 

[Bry1313]

One thing I love about this thread is the occasional serious person that comes on and comments.

Wait, I thought we were only telling true stories that actually happened here?

 

[13Fantasies]

Wait, I thought we were only telling true stories that actually happened here?

He's so confident with his 40 pound Wang that he likes to make fun of us 10 inch lovers.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Wait, I thought we were only telling true stories that actually happened here?

Oh, uh, yeah we totally are. It's all real. Especially the Target/National Guard one. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh, uh, yeah we totally are. It's all real. Especially the Target/National Guard one. Yeah, that's the ticket.

See how subtle the lies are. It was actually the Air National Guard

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm 59 and have a 34 year old with a daddy fetish who's working up the courage to act on it. I'll keep working on her until she does.

That’s a Strat-o-Matic die in your profile pic!

 

[Bry1313]

That’s a Strat-o-Matic die in your profile pic!

Dungeons and Dragons!

And that dude definitely closed the deal on that 34 year old, because this is the thread of real old guy adventures.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dungeons and Dragons!

And that dude definitely closed the deal on that 34 year old, because this is the thread of real old guy adventures.

Is he your alt?

 

[Bry1313]

Is he your alt?

Everyone here is my alt……im very busy.

 

[ydahecnot]

Everyone here is my alt……im very busy.

Wait…you’re my alt!

 

[ydahecnot]

This thread lowers my maturity level by half. Which would make me 30.

Too young for a babygirl.
And, too old for a babygirl.

Fuck!

 

[13Fantasies]

This thread lowers my maturity level by half. Which would make me 30.

Too young for a babygirl.
And, too old for a babygirl.

Fuck!

It doesn't matter how old you feel. It matters how old you are in reality and what you can do with that Wang in Pound Town.

 

[ydahecnot]

It doesn't matter how old you feel. It matters how old you are in reality and what you can do with that Wang in Pound Town.

Better watch for the thirst traps when you drive through that town

 

[Nightspeed]

That’s a Strat-o-Matic die in your profile pic!

I didn't even really pay that much attention to it! I just saw a sexy photo with a d20 in it and there I went!

 

[13Fantasies]

@NRJLIVES4ever can't be here today. He finally pulled a hammy fucking six college coeds at once. They were doing this synchronized fuck dance where he'd pivot from girl to girl with a swift thrust. It'd make them orgasm but he was already on to the next girl.
On the finishing barrage where he spouts his own orgasm like a towering fountain, one girl slipped and the whole circus went down like a set of bowling pins.
Miraculously, he saved them all from being hurt, but the superhuman effort will cost him a couple of days recovering. But that's okay. The poor girls needed a chance to Rehydrate and rest.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

@NRJLIVES4ever can't be here today. He finally pulled a hammy fucking six college coeds at once. They were doing this synchronized fuck dance where he'd pivot from girl to girl with a swift thrust. It'd make them orgasm but he was already on to the next girl.
On the finishing barrage where he spouts his own orgasm like a towering fountain, one girl slipped and the whole circus went down like a set of bowling pins.
Miraculously, he saved them all from being hurt, but the superhuman effort will cost him a couple of days recovering. But that's okay. The poor girls needed a chance to Rehydrate and rest.

This all absolutely happened and isn't at all made up.

 

[13Fantasies]

This all absolutely happened and isn't at all made up.

You're supposed to be resting.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[13Fantasies]

Pics or it didnt happen

Unfortunately, the camera man was not saved from injury. Neither was the camera.

Either way, people would chalk it up to moon landing fakery

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You're supposed to be resting.

Oh yeah I did. Now Daddy is back.

Pics or it didnt happen

Here's an actual photograph I took of my completely and not at all made up real babygirl. It's not a screenshot from an adult site or anything like that. This is her telling me "You need to hydrate, daddy! Teehee" This is right before she totally sucked my 40 year old cock (not pictured).

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh yeah I did. Now Daddy is back.

Here's an actual photograph I took of my completely and not at all made up real babygirl. It's not a screenshot from an adult site or anything like that. This is her telling me "You need to hydrate, daddy! Teehee" This is right before she totally sucked my 40 year old cock (not pictured).

Is she offering you milk hydration in that picture?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Is she offering you milk hydration in that picture?

*checks picture*
Oh uh...yes! Yes she is! Milk hydration. That's right. That's the ticket!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh yeah I did. Now Daddy is back.

Here's an actual photograph I took of my completely and not at all made up real babygirl. It's not a screenshot from an adult site or anything like that. This is her telling me "You need to hydrate, daddy! Teehee" This is right before she totally sucked my 40 year old cock (not pictured).

You forgot to crop off half of your babygirls porn name.
But im even prouder of you for bagging a porn star babygirl. You must really know what youre doing.