Be proud old guys!

[ydahecnot]

So inspirational. Dude you give such hope to the rest of us pathetic muh fuckers? Whats the secret? Gas station boner pills and Monster Energy Drinks?

Maybe wine coolers too

 

[ydahecnot]

And I am fascinated by the bikini pic being deleted but the fellatio pic staying

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm just really amazed at how completely legit this thread seems to be. This is a really beautiful love story.

 

[ydahecnot]

And I am fascinated by the bikini pic being deleted but the fellatio pic staying

Until it didn’t. This thread is lava

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm just really amazed at how completely legit this thread seems to be. This is a really beautiful love story.

Don’t be judgy. He drives over there in the white van, and the rest is a love story

 

[guitar_player]

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hard

 

[guitar_player]

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Or should I say Hard and oozing precum in my jeans at work

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude what was age gap of that Lit dead girl Briana and her husband? Seems similar to me for some weirdo ways.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe wine coolers too

4 Loco is way to go if you want to really get after shit.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

This whole thing just feels like a long way to go to get this guy to buy her and her friends beer.

 

[Amybear0416]

Honey, you need to hydrate! Your so drained haha

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

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Well, you're an absolute fucking creep.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This whole thing just feels like a long way to go to get this guy to buy her and her friends beer.

Probably Zima now or whatever the fuck hard seltzer.

 

[ydahecnot]

Probably Zima now or whatever the fuck hard seltzer.

Zima was the canary in the coal mine

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Zima was the canary in the coal mine

Go get them Jolly Ranchers.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

This whole thing just feels like a long way to go to get this guy to buy her and her friends beer.

Yeah, seriously. Or dude’s talking to himself.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Yeah, seriously. Or dude’s talking to himself.

Pretty sure it's that.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Yeah, seriously. Or dude’s talking to himself.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Also, pretty fucking annoyed with you guys for making me think about Zima. I loved it so much back in the day, but when it came out again recently and I tried it, I judged younger me so hard!

 

[ydahecnot]

Also, pretty fucking annoyed with you guys for making me think about Zima. I loved it so much back in the day, but when it came out again recently and I tried it, I judged younger me so hard!

Why would you ever have done that to yourself?

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Everything I've read in this thread seems perfectly legit and real. You guys can believe me when I say that, I would never lie or be even remotely dishonest with any of you.

Now if you'll excuse me, my daddy Jeff Bezos is calling me. I think he wants an oil wrestling rematch after the ass-kicking I handed him a couple hours ago. Teeheehee.

XOXOXO TNT

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Why would you ever have done that to yourself?

Okay, look. I had no idea what was good or not. I drank fuzzy navel wine coolers (which I probably would actually still like, lol). Zima was “cool” and I wasn’t the confident gal you see before you today.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Also, pretty fucking annoyed with you guys for making me think about Zima. I loved it so much back in the day, but when it came out again recently and I tried it, I judged younger me so hard!

Oh dude, Zima? Hey, we're here if you want to talk. We just don't want to see you hurt yourself anymore.

 

[Amybear0416]

The older the better

 

[vibes]

The older the better

now you're talking