Be proud old guys!

[Mo_Bandy]

Also, pretty fucking annoyed with you guys for making me think about Zima. I loved it so much back in the day, but when it came out again recently and I tried it, I judged younger me so hard!

I think last time I puked was from Zima. 5-6 years ago. Long night of drinking everything. Then chugged one Zima for laughs. Puked within minutes.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

The older the better

Just learn to use a defibrillator. Shit would suck if muh fucker goes cardiac when old raisin balls deep.

 

[ydahecnot]

Everything I've read in this thread seems perfectly legit and real. You guys can believe me when I say that, I would never lie or be even remotely dishonest with any of you.

Now if you'll excuse me, my daddy Jeff Bezos is calling me. I think he wants an oil wrestling rematch after the ass-kicking I handed him a couple hours ago. Teeheehee.

XOXOXO TNT

You’re just trying to make Taegul jealous, but his heart belongs to Cuppers

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

So anyway yesterday I was with my babygirl and she's sucking my D like the good sweet angel goddess she is when she pulled out her phone and called her mom. And her mom? Turns out it's supermodel Cindy Crawford. Then she came over and SHE starts sucking my dick. Next thing you know she asked me who my celebrity crush was. I said "Alexandra Daddadrio." Cindy gets out her phone and calls and says "Hi Alexandra? This hot daddy we've talked about? He likes you!" Then SHE comes over starts sucking my dick. Then we all bone. I can't show you the film footage because it's VHS and I don't know how to convert to digital. Being an old guy, right? Ha!

Btw, sadly babygirl died. She talked about you guys a lot and said you're a great bunch. Her ashes sit on my mantle in a Zima bottle.

 

[ydahecnot]

I think last time I puked was from Zima. 5-6 years ago. Long night of drinking everything. Then chugged one Zima for laughs. Puked within minutes.

Sounds like the really fat guy in Meaning of Life

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Okay, look. I had no idea what was good or not. I drank fuzzy navel wine coolers (which I probably would actually still like, lol). Zima was “cool” and I wasn’t the confident gal you see before you today.

I mean hards seltzers and RTDs are everywhere. Honestly not a big fan but High Noon is probably best. I think they just released tequila version too.

 

[Taegul]

 

[vibes]

So anyway yesterday I was with my babygirl and she's sucking my D like the good sweet angel goddess she is when she pulled out her phone and called her mom. And her mom? Turns out it's supermodel Cindy Crawford. Then she came over and SHE starts sucking my dick. Next thing you know she asked me who my celebrity crush was. I said "Alexandra Daddadrio." Cindy gets out her phone and calls and says "Hi Alexandra? This hot daddy we've talked about? He likes you!" Then SHE comes over starts sucking my dick. Then we all bone. I can't show you the film footage because it's VHS and I don't know how to convert to digital. Being an old guy, right? Ha!

Btw, sadly babygirl died. She talked about you guys a lot and said you're a great bunch. Her ashes sit on my mantle in a Zima bottle.

that's a long story veeery short

 

[ydahecnot]

And I am a proud old guy. #commasmatter

 

[MidnightRyder007]

[Any photos posted here must be posted with the consent of those depicted AND the depicted must clearly be over 18]

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Your skipping class. Come over now.

Honey, you need to hydrate! Your so drained haha

I know it’s a really common grammatical error, and I do try not to grammar shame. But, in this case, just pointing out the similarity.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

And I am fascinated by the bikini pic being deleted but the fellatio pic staying

I only removed the BJ pic, lol. Not sure who grabbed the other, but it was the person who posted it or someone above the mod level (or a computer).

I'm just really amazed at how completely legit this thread seems to be. This is a really beautiful love story.

It’s a classic! And, honestly, really amazing that these two found each other so quickly. That’s so Lit!

Dude what was age gap of that Lit dead girl Briana and her husband? Seems similar to me for some weirdo ways.

Dude. I thought the same thing.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Hey @Amybear0416 Is that you in your profile pic? Asking for a friend…Google Reverse Image Search.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Hey @Amybear0416 Is that you in your profile pic? Asking for a friend…Google Reverse Image Search.

Yep, I saw it too.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

If you guys are sad about not seeing the images anymore don't worry, do a reverse image search and you'll see them all.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looks like I missed out on a fun thread

If I was to find myself a young hunky stud, I would be too busy focusing on what his mouth was doing rather than taking pictures of the top of his head

 

[ydahecnot]

If you guys are sad about not seeing the images anymore don't worry, do a reverse image search and you'll see them all.

So Mr. P bagged an online celebrity? Jelly!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Serious question on this one, seeing as it looks like Lit’s latest lovers might just be a one man wanker show.

If you were to have a lover many years younger than you, do you think it would make you feel proud or dirty? Would it make you feel confident as a lover or bring out insecurities you didn’t know you had? How would you feel about introducing them to your family, especially if they are younger than your own children (or even grandchildren)? What if they wanted children? Would an older guy be prepared to have children in his more mature years, would a woman feel guilty for not being able to give them what they wanted?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Serious question on this one, seeing as it looks like Lit’s latest lovers might just be a one man wanker show.

If you were to have a lover many years younger than you, do you think it would make you feel proud or dirty? Would it make you feel confident as a lover or bring out insecurities you didn’t know you had? How would you feel about introducing them to your family, especially if they are younger than your own children (or even grandchildren)? What if they wanted children? Would an older guy be prepared to have children in his more mature years, would a woman feel guilty for not being able to give them what they wanted?

Theoretically no, I wouldn't feel ashamed of whoever I was dating. If we're really into each other and there's real chemistry what's to be ashamed of? If its safe, consensual, and honest then its okay. We'd talk about how serious we'd get and kids and stuff.

What I absolutely wouldn't do is broadcast it by saying something horrible like "I'm fucking someone who's young enough to be my daughter! Just gotta brag about it!" That's fucking gross and sad.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm still stunned at this turn of events!
@Amybear0416 you posted in my thread that you found your daddy. Then, you posted in someone's BDSM personal thread claiming @Fl_maledad as your daddy...now you've made him a cuckhold.

I can't keep up but it sounds totally legit!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm still stunned at this turn of events!
@Amybear0416 you posted in my thread that you found your daddy. Then, you posted in someone's BDSM personal thread claiming @Fl_maledad as your daddy...now you've made him a cuckhold.

I can't keep up but it sounds totally legit!

Look out for "My Two Daddies" now streaming on Hulu!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I thought I'd post a real and totally legit pic of me and my actual babygirl. This is totally real and not at all, like, a picture of porn stars or whatever. Thats me on the right, btw.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I thought I'd post a real and totally legit pic of me and my actual babygirl. This is totally real and not at all, like, a picture of porn stars or whatever. Thats me on the right, btw. View attachment 2221176

Oooo la la, Daddy, you're on fire!

He's not really my Daddy, except when he stars in movies.

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I thought I'd post a real and totally legit pic of me and my actual babygirl. This is totally real and not at all, like, a picture of porn stars or whatever. Thats me on the right, btw. View attachment 2221176

Loved taking this photo with you, NRJ. Let's do it again sometime. Teeheehee!

XOXOXO TNT

 

[Taegul]

Loved taking this photo with you, NRJ. Let's do it again sometime. Teeheehee!

XOXOXO TNT

*SIGH* Can't let you out of my sight for a second...