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[Woodmiester]

seem most lubes have been covered decently, so ..... I'll just toss up what I like using and so far no one has died or grown a extra ass from it.

Coconut oil, not as mentioned before in coconut butter or the other oil, but tanning oil as in hawiian tropic.

Not only does it work great, it also feels to to the touch (hands) and their is a nice heat up to my cock and her ass and I happen to like the scent of it.

A good washing as in most things takes care of matters afterwards and even that can be done in a way as to not break any mood that's been set

 

[SlowGuy]

seem most lubes have been covered decently, so ..... I'll just toss up what I like using and so far no one has died or grown a extra ass from it.

Coconut oil, not as mentioned before in coconut butter or the other oil, but tanning oil as in hawiian tropic.

Not only does it work great, it also feels to to the touch (hands) and their is a nice heat up to my cock and her ass and I happen to like the scent of it.

A good washing as in most things takes care of matters afterwards and even that can be done in a way as to not break any mood that's been set

Thanks for the suggestion.

You say no one's grown an extra ass like it's a bad thing...

 

[herecomestherain]

You're a sick chicken Slo, that's what I like about you...

 

[Ladybatt]

Asses

I guess it depends where that extra ass is!!!

 

[Ladybatt]

Share me

Steve, I think you already know the answer to that.

 

[steve_osu2002]

Re: Share me

Steve, I think you already know the answer to that.

I'll take that as a yes and think happy (naughty) thoughts.

 

[skme]

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You know us "southerners" use "BACON GREASE" for everythings!!hahaha!!!!!

 

[steve_osu2002]

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You know us "southerners" use "BACON GREASE" for everythings!!hahaha!!!!!

Damn...now I'm hungry for bacon and eggs.

 

[watergirl]

oooh, my

Bacon grease! Ewww, oooh, dear -gaaa-awd! That's horribly funny.... The boy made me bacon last night - he saves the grease for other cooking, I hope the cholesterol doesn't kill him. Seriously - saves bacon grease to fry steak & eggs in it and such.

Bacon grease. Yet another reason for me to make sure there's a good supply of astroglide always available.

*goes giggling off to read*

 

[CelticFrog]

Okay, I save bacon grease too, but I also don't use butter in Hamburger Helper.

Seriously -- bacon grease can add a whole new dimension to some foods. I have a family cookbook from my great grandmother that berates people for using 'fresh' oil or butter instead of bacon grease for the recipes within.

Guess I was just trained that way.

STILL... don't think I'd use it for lube. What a waste of perfectly tasty grease.

Ang

 

[sheath]

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You know us "southerners" use "BACON GREASE" for everythings!!hahaha!!!!!

We DO???

Holy fuck, that's a southern trick THIS belle doesn't want to learn.

S.

 

[SlowGuy]

Makin' bacon

Now I keep thinking about that "Squeal like a pig" line in Deliverance. I'll bet they used bacon grease.

 

[way22hot]

Okay, I save bacon grease too, but I also don't use butter in Hamburger Helper.

Seriously -- bacon grease can add a whole new dimension to some foods. I have a family cookbook from my great grandmother that berates people for using 'fresh' oil or butter instead of bacon grease for the recipes within.

Guess I was just trained that way.

STILL... don't think I'd use it for lube. What a waste of perfectly tasty grease.

Ang

My family cookbook uses chicken schmaltz
I can just see it know "Let Me Schmaltz You Big Boy"

 

[Jynyntonix]

The best lube for anal is Astroglide.

 

[way22hot]

My family cookbook uses chicken schmaltz
I can just see it know "Let Me Schmaltz You Big Boy"

Oh Vay!
not one person could find a come_back to a line like that?

Of course astro-glide is the best !

 

[SlowGuy]

Seriously -- bacon grease can add a whole new dimension to some foods.

That tofu stuff ain't half bad. Just fry it up in a little bacon grease and dump some ketchup on it...

 

[way22hot]

That tofu stuff ain't half bad. Just fry it up in a little bacon grease and dump some ketchup on it...

now thats better

 

[way22hot]

what?

That tofu stuff ain't half bad. Just fry it up in a little bacon grease and dump some ketchup on it...

uhhmm... I do love tofu . extra firm of course!

 

[midwestyankee]

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We DO???

Holy fuck, that's a southern trick THIS belle doesn't want to learn.

S.

You mean you wouldn't want to offer more than one "flavor" of felching?

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: anal lube

You mean you wouldn't want to offer more than one "flavor" of felching?

Does whipped cream make a good lube?

I would be more apt to try that first.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

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Does whipped cream make a good lube?

I would be more apt to try that first.

S.

Add a banana, some strawberries, and you could have a split worth remembering.

 

[sheath]

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Add a banana, some strawberries, and you could have a split worth remembering.

*coke spew*

Jeez, yankee. LOL

I will never see a banana in the same way again.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

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*coke spew*

Jeez, yankee. LOL

I will never see a banana in the same way again.

S.

And you think I'll be able to look at a pile of whipped cream in the same light again?

 

[sheath]

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And you think I'll be able to look at a pile of whipped cream in the same light again?

Good! We're even.

For now, anyway.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

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Good! We're even.

For now, anyway.

S.

Just think what would happen if we collaborated.

Oh the thinks we could think!