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[CelticFrog]

Jeez, was he butt-fucking a girl or another guy? If it's two guys, I'm not surprised, especially if beer was involved. But women are usually smarter than that.

BTW, I'm not adding that as an option on the next voting summary. Nope. Not gonna do it.

The... uh... man? in question is an incredibly twisted, frightening individual. And it was his WIFE.

Don't add that as an option. Add that to the section of things to NOT do. Under any circumstances.

This is also the guy that owns two 'love ewes' because he CLAIMS they make great camping pillows. And claims to have jerked off in his wife's hair while she slept when she wouldn't give him any.

He is a very sad, strange individual.

Ang

 

[SlowGuy]

The... uh... man? in question is an incredibly twisted, frightening individual. And it was his WIFE.

Don't add that as an option. Add that to the section of things to NOT do. Under any circumstances.

This is also the guy that owns two 'love ewes' because he CLAIMS they make great camping pillows. And claims to have jerked off in his wife's hair while she slept when she wouldn't give him any.

He is a very sad, strange individual.

Ang

Sad and strange indeed.

I realize it takes all types, I just didn't realize it took so many of each.

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Sad and strange indeed.

I realize it takes all types, I just didn't realize it took so many of each.

Yes it does take all types, lets just hope the last of THAT type die out very soon...

-Zergplex

 

[SexyChele]

This is also the guy that owns two 'love ewes' because he CLAIMS they make great camping pillows.

Okay, I admit it. I've not the foggiest idea what a "love ewe" is, let alone two of them. Some one care to educate me?

And yeah, this guy sounds like a real winner - NOT!

 

[CelticFrog]

A "Love Ewe" is, simply put, an inflatable sheep. With holes.

Ang

 

[A-Heart-On]

Best lube???

That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. Yes, definately a few beers involved!

 

[Falkieri]

A "Love Ewe" is, simply put, an inflatable sheep. With holes.

Ang

Hmmmm.....if one uses an inflatable woman because one cannot attract a real one, its really sad when one can't even attract a real sheep......

 

[sheath]

Hmmmm.....if one uses an inflatable woman because one cannot attract a real one, its really sad when one can't even attract a real sheep......

LMAO!

S.

 

[warrior queen]

Hmmmm.....if one uses an inflatable woman because one cannot attract a real one, its really sad when one can't even attract a real sheep......

rofl - don't knock them!
they were one of our best-selling items when i used to run "Lovers" sex shop!!!

and you'd be surprised at the type of guys who buy them, too.........

 

[Falkieri]

rofl - don't knock them!
they were one of our best-selling items when i used to run "Lovers" sex shop!!!

and you'd be surprised at the type of guys who buy them, too.........

I can't imagine......(bahhhhhhh.......shhhhhhhh!!!)

 

[SlowGuy]

Okay, so the night Jesus is born in a manger, the stable boy runs out to the assembled shepherds and Magi and says, "It's a miracle, the animals are talking!"
The herdsman immediately shouts out, "The sheep's a liar!"

To pull this back on topic: What lube can you use on an inflatable ewe that won't attack the plastic?

 

[warrior queen]

Okay, so the night Jesus is born in a manger, the stable boy runs out to the assembled shepherds and Magi and says, "It's a miracle, the animals are talking!"
The herdsman immediately shouts out, "The sheep's a liar!"

To pull this back on topic: What lube can you use on an inflatable ewe that won't attack the plastic?

anything water-based

 

[SexyChele]

A "Love Ewe" is, simply put, an inflatable sheep. With holes.

Ang

Ah...thank you, Ang! I do believe my S/O saw those sold right here at Lit. And here we just thought they were for laughs! Didn't think men actually used them. Guess I've still got quite a bit to learn!

 

[SlowGuy]

Ah...thank you, Ang! I do believe my S/O saw those sold right here at Lit. And here we just thought they were for laughs! Didn't think men actually used them. Guess I've still got quite a bit to learn!

I assume there's a Love Ram for the ladies and guys of a certain persuasion.

I'm still not sure why you'd need two of them. One for home and one for the office? So you can do one while the other "watches"? For that ultimate twin fantasy?

 

[herecomestherain]

Blow the Love Ewe up hard enough and she'll turn into a Love Ram...

 

[SlowGuy]

Blow the Love Ewe up hard enough and she'll turn into a Love Ram...

Hmmm, would that be the voice of experience, perhaps?

 

[herecomestherain]

Australia...not New Zealand. (Runs for cover as the Kiwis take offence...)

 

[Ladybatt]

Love Ewe too

ROFL!!! Love ewe!!! What's next?? The Love MOO!! LOLOL moooo moooo

She who dares, wins

 

[steve_osu2002]

Anybody talkin about anal sex anymore? Oh is this the farm animal thread?

 

[midwestyankee]

Anybody talkin about anal sex anymore? Oh is this the farm animal thread?

Only plastic farm animals here, sorry.

The real things are in the GB, which is two doors to the left, over there >>>>>>>>>>

 

[steve_osu2002]

Only plastic farm animals here, sorry.

The real things are in the GB, which is two doors to the left, over there >>>>>>>>>>

Too funny.

 

[SlowGuy]

Anybody talkin about anal sex anymore? Oh is this the farm animal thread?

Note that a couple posts up, the Love Ewe is described as having more than one orifice. I don't think you want to get oral from a ruminant, so I'm guessing we're still on track -- kinda.

I'd suggest voting for your favorite lube, so I can get enough input to make an updated summary worthwhile.

-- Slo

 

[steve_osu2002]

Note that a couple posts up, the Love Ewe is described as having more than one orifice. I don't think you want to get oral from a ruminant, so I'm guessing we're still on track -- kinda.

I'd suggest voting for your favorite lube, so I can get enough input to make an updated summary worthwhile.

-- Slo

OK OK.....KY liquid is the only lube I have used with anal so I'm going with that.

 

[Ladybatt]

KY and Analeze are all that I have used. They work well together.

 

[steve_osu2002]

KY and Analeze are all that I have used. They work well together.

Does Batt share you with others? Can I try that combo on you?