Best/worse sex you ever had...

[Shannon]

I'll start with the worst:

The worst was with this guy in the back seat of a Ford Festiva. There is not much room in the back seat to begin with, and moving the front seats up gives you a little bit more room but not much.

The best:

It was with some guy I had just met in a night club. We went back to his place and did it all night. Well maybe not all night. But he treated me really well. He took care of me before I took care of him. He wasn't the biggest, but he wasn't the smallest. (penis size that is) We did it a few more times after that and there were just as good.

 

[Alyrahh]

Re: Stealing a DCL line but I can't resist...

Scorpio women ... nahhh. The truly great sex is to be had with women whos first name begins with a vowel. They are without fail THE best.

I'll just have to agree with that one... 'course it has nothing to do with the fact my name begins with a vowel, mind you.

 

[wolfie69]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Best: an ex girlfriend, in the water at a public beach with about 100 people aroud us.........

Worst; this past January I met someone online and we ended up in bed but things just did not click (long story)

'eve' darling what about your best???????????????? lol

 

[*Eve*]

wolfie, maybe the best is yet to come.

 

[Siren]

Okay here is my answer

 

[Ramlick]

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Patryn]

Wolfie, I think I might know you...and if you are who I think you, I think I hate you. Send me an e-mail and identify yourself please.

 

[GuyJD]

THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE.

As I have experienced, there are 3 types of sex with women:
BAD-Woman feels loose and she lays there like a bump
on a log.
GOOD-Woman feels tight but still lays there like a bump
on a log.
GREAT:Woman is tight and works her body like a pro
during sex. In addition, she talks you through
with nasty talks.
My worst was with a friend who repaid me for being there when she needed me the most. But unfortunately, she fell into the first category. She didn't move. She didn't speak. I almost broke out with the smelling salt.
My best was, surprisingly, with a girlfriend who was the mother of 6. In fact, I met her through her daughter. She had the fullest lips and the most beautiful pair of natural & perky 40DD's that made her look great in anything she wore. She often warned me that when she drinked "white" liquor, she gets wild. So when she asked me to treat her to a dacquerie, what else should I get her but a White Russian? Before long, we began kissing and that led to touching. Then the clothes were off and she presented me with the most beautiful shaved black coochie that I've ever seen. But most of all, she got on top and showed me how a woman is supposed to fuck a man. She worked the hell out of it. After the first "blow", I cleaned up and proceeded to leave before my wife realize that I am gone too long. But she wouldn't have it that way. The White Russian took affect and she stood at the side of her bed and told me that it was time for Round 2. So we were off to Round 2 and I don't know who moaned louder. It was a surprise to us both that her kids heard nothing while they were downstairs.

[Edited by GuyJD on 09-26-2000 at 11:53 PM]

 

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