Big boy needs milking ..

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm lazy by nature and almost said belly button. Buuut, legs are in my profile for the next 5 minutes.

(And I generally trend more towards string bean than meat and potatoes)

Very nice. Thank you!

I remember that bit about you being lazy. Something about a yardstick from across the room?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*mutters*

Kinda stingy with the pic, though. No feet? No butt?

*siiigh*

 

[Lunation]

Very nice. Thank you!

I remember that bit about you being lazy. Something about a yardstick from across the room?

Thank you

Nothing I remember mentioning here. But, sounds like me.

*mutters*

Kinda stingy with the pic, though. No feet? No butt?

*siiigh*

Taking a good picture of your own butt is hard, man. I don't know how all those girls do it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thank you

Nothing I remember mentioning here. But, sounds like me.




Taking a good picture of your own butt is hard, man. I don't know how all those girls do it.

Lol! I have a timer on my phone cam. You probably do, too.

 

[Lunation]

Lol! I have a timer on my phone cam. You probably do, too.

Yeah. But I'd still have to make sure it didn't fall over. And stand up. You could have chosen butt!

Obviously you are not satisfied though. Briefly changed profile to an older picture. Not much changes in that area anyway.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah. But I'd still have to make sure it didn't fall over. And stand up. You could have chosen butt!

Obviously you are not satisfied though. Briefly changed profile to an older picture. Not much changes in that area anyway.

Wow, that's some consolation prize!

You appear to have beautiful skin. And... other things.

 

[Lunation]

Wow, that's some consolation prize!

You appear to have beautiful skin. And... other things.

More than one woman has gotten that as a consolation prize.

"Sure, his friend was hotter. But this is a silver medal dick right here!"



And thank you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

More than one woman has gotten that as a consolation prize.

"Sure, his friend was hotter. But this is a silver medal dick right here!"



And thank you.

Hotter? Pfft.

Sexy is bright, sexy is funny. Sexy is creative and spontaneous and playful.

You're sexy.


And you're welcome.

 

[Lunation]

Hotter? Pfft.

Sexy is bright, sexy is funny. Sexy is creative and spontaneous and playful.

You're sexy.


And you're welcome.

Thanks again. And right back at ya.

And now sleep.

 

[default24]

Looks like a home run to me.

You know, to me it looked more like a hole-in-one?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You know, to me it looked more like a hole-in-one?

Ah yes, very good!

I wonder if anyone's ever gone into the E.R. with a golf ball up their po-po? *shudder*

Though I suppose a shuttlecock might be worse...

 

[default24]

Yeah, never insert without a handle...
That's why that guy used a bat

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, never insert without a handle...
That's why that guy used a bat

The upside is, he can forget to put his toys away after playtime and the cleaning lady will never suspect a thing!

 

[default24]

The upside is, he can forget to put his toys away after playtime and the cleaning lady will never suspect a thing!

Haha she miiiiight suspect a little something

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Haha she miiiiight suspect a little something

Only if he doesn't wash them off!

 

[default24]

Only if he doesn't wash them off!

I was thinking it might be because of a slight change in his gait...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was thinking it might be because of a slight change in his gait...

Oh. Hadn't thought of that.

And hey, maybe the cleaning lady won't either. She'll probably think he's constipated and just needs to go sit on the pot.

 

[default24]

Oh. Hadn't thought of that.

And hey, maybe the cleaning lady won't either. She'll probably think he's constipated and just needs to go sit on the pot.

Or maybe she'll like what she sees and decide she's gotta get some of that action? Who knows

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Or maybe she'll like what she sees and decide she's gotta get some of that action? Who knows

I wonder how many pages this thread is going to go before someone starts posting sounding pics...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I wonder how many pages this thread is going to go before someone starts posting sounding pics...

I keep the speakers turned off. I hate to hear dirty language!

Where's the milky spider? EEEk!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I keep the speakers turned off. I hate to hear dirty language!

Where's the milky spider? EEEk!

I kinda like the dirty talk.

Spiders, not so much!

 

[Suz_anne]

I kinda like the dirty talk.

Spiders, not so much!

<---------- Big fan of the dirty talk. I'm with you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

<---------- Big fan of the dirty talk. I'm with you.

Okay, I really like the dirty talk. I'm a dirty, dirty girl.