Bistro Bijou

[Sara Crewe]

I'm working on that. Gimme a day or two.

bj

I am a gutter paddle. I dip in and outta the murky waters.


Btw we are approaching full capacity for the PFD. There are whopping 14 people in here.

 

[Tzara]

Btw we are approaching full capacity for the PFD. There are whopping 14 people in here.

Gynger always could pack 'em in.

So to speak.

 

[sassynyc]

This entire page has had me near tears. The comedic stylings of the bistro are in rare form today.

 

[Anschul]

That's great news!

I'm glad things are going well. I'm getting ready to do some remodeling on my house. While I'm not looking forward to all the work that needs done, I am definitely looking forward to the finished product! I'm getting a new kitchen which is long, LONG overdue! Yea!!!

My contractor starts when I get back from my vacation in August. He's great. He does work cheap for me, because when I was a Realtor, I sent a lot of work his way.

-Sheila

Well! I'll keep that in mind. I'm a mind to do a lot of the work myself--I can hang cabinets, lay wood floors, do some plumbing, but I can't design my way out of a paper bag, and I won't touch electrical wires (unless they're connected to one of UYS's toys).

*stumbles in*

oh it's a perfect day here. Warm, with an almost rain that feels more like a thick soaking mist. Sorta what I imagine the weather to be like in the pacific northwest. Totally yummy day, and just as soon as I wake up I'm ...

wait. what was I going to do. Must make a list.

- perv on Sara
- wave hello to Anschul
- see if I can figure out what to cook till cheffie's back
- perv on Sara
- wave hi to loststar
- get more coffee for Lady S while she's studying
- wave hello to everyone's toes
- assure Leon that I've been bad and feed him some Wheaties and vitamins
- perv on Sara
- change the sheets in UYS' private interview room
- put some kind shabadoo on Champie's knee
- perv on Sara


there must be more. I'll think of it after some more coffee.

ohai Master Fool joined me for dinner in a surprise guest appearance last night. It was most excellent to see him. I did my best not to embarrass myself as much as I did last time, but it probably didn't help.

gmorning, all

bj

Waves back and kind of winks--you know, the kind that says "C'mere you sexy thing..."
I'm grillin' chicken tonight (lots of it), with BBQ sauce on some, toasted sesame seed Teriyaki sauce on some, hoisin sauce with scallion and ginger on some, and some with just a light dusting of Bell's Poultry seasoning and olive oil.
Cut fruit soaked in sangria, Thai peanut butter noodles (see Vicki's Noodles and add bruised fresh basil leaves), and a cold asparagus salad
(anyone miss me NOW?)

I did get my new toy thankyou lot of good it's done me though the voltage is wrong and the lord and master has been too busy to fix it (building a hundred foot long garden wall and new patio before we go away in less than a month) so there it sits lonely and unloved in it's box bit like me really sigh ....... glad all is well with you

UYS, stop in any pharma store and buy a voltage converter. I bought one off a peg hook at Heathrow, but you don't have to go all the way there. They're about seven pounds. Save your life! And maybe your marriage (but I hope it doesn't need saving)

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

It was so nice to return after finishing my schoolwork and writing an article and be able to LMAO!

Now, I feel like I can relax for the night. Ghost Hunters will be on in a couple hours. I can just veg out here and sip coffee in the sheer joy of accomplishment and laziness supreme.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Gynger always could pack 'em in.

So to speak.

You just gave 'em' a whole new meaning.

 

[sassynyc]

Hiya Chef! Of course we missed you. And not just because we're hungry.......but could you pass me a plate? (scallion/ginger for me, thanks).

 

[Tzara]

You just gave 'em' a whole new meaning.

Honey, Gynger redefines everthing.

Want a lap dance?

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm grillin' chicken tonight (lots of it), with BBQ sauce on some, toasted sesame seed Teriyaki sauce on some, hoisin sauce with scallion and ginger on some, and some with just a light dusting of Bell's Poultry seasoning and olive oil.
Cut fruit soaked in sangria, Thai peanut butter noodles (see Vicki's Noodles and add bruised fresh basil leaves), and a cold asparagus salad
(anyone miss me NOW?)

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Jesus. That's the best and most intense flirting I have ever seen.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Honey, Gynger redefines everthing.

Want a lap dance?

Oh yeah!!


It's okay if I laugh right?

 

[Tzara]

Oh yeah!!


It's okay if I laugh right?

Absolutely, so long as you tip well.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Not to cause a divergence from the humor, but has anyone ever entered a chapbook competition? Care to share?

I'm setting some goals and am considering including that on the list.

-Sheila

 

[Sara Crewe]

Absolutely, so long as you tip well.

I worked in a job for seven years in which I depended on tips. I am the best tipper ever.


I usually calculate 20% and then add some just because. You have to earn the just because though so you better shake it.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Not to cause a divergence from the humor, but has anyone ever entered a chapbook competition? Care to share?

I'm setting some goals and am considering including that on the list.

-Sheila

I am in the process of getting one together, Sheila. A chapbook that is not a contest. Do lots of research and only send money to places with a long history. If there wasn't a history and a reputable looking site, I wouldn't trust them. If you go on Duotrope.com they list contests.

 

[Tzara]

I worked in a job for seven years in which I depended on tips. I am the best tipper ever.


I usually calculate 20% and then add some just because. You have to earn the just because though so you better shake it.

I'm just warning you that 20% of what I'm shaking is a big number.

 

[Angeline]

You both are making me hungry and strangely, wanting to jerk off wrapped in velvet.

That's not strange. If I ever wear anything with silk, satin, velvet, lace ee says it's hawt. Even lilac. Anything girly in the slightest.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm just warning you that 20% of what I'm shaking is a big number.

*laughing*

Oh. I'm sorry.


*bites lip*


Uh huh.


Carry on.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I worked in a job for seven years in which I depended on tips. I am the best tipper ever.


I usually calculate 20% and then add some just because. You have to earn the just because though so you better shake it.

Yeah but in this case, 20% of what? Perhaps it should be 20% of our theoretical drink tab. That oughta come to about...

*does some figgerin'*

...dear god. A 375 dollar tip?

Meh, he's worth it.

*ponies up her share of the tip*

bj


eta: I dunno, Cheffie's flirting was stellar, and made me ravenous, but there's some pretty serious competition for finest flirting in here at the moment.

 

[Tzara]

Yeah but in this case, 20% of what? Perhaps it should be 20% of our theoretical drink tab. That oughta come to about...

*does some figgerin'*

...dear god. A 375 dollar tip?

Meh, he's worth it.

*ponies up her share of the tip*

DJ, cue up the music.

 

[Angeline]

Well! I'll keep that in mind. I'm a mind to do a lot of the work myself--I can hang cabinets, lay wood floors, do some plumbing, but I can't design my way out of a paper bag, and I won't touch electrical wires (unless they're connected to one of UYS's toys).



Waves back and kind of winks--you know, the kind that says "C'mere you sexy thing..."
I'm grillin' chicken tonight (lots of it), with BBQ sauce on some, toasted sesame seed Teriyaki sauce on some, hoisin sauce with scallion and ginger on some, and some with just a light dusting of Bell's Poultry seasoning and olive oil.
Cut fruit soaked in sangria, Thai peanut butter noodles (see Vicki's Noodles and add bruised fresh basil leaves), and a cold asparagus salad
(anyone miss me NOW?)



UYS, stop in any pharma store and buy a voltage converter. I bought one off a peg hook at Heathrow, but you don't have to go all the way there. They're about seven pounds. Save your life! And maybe your marriage (but I hope it doesn't need saving)

I missed you and I'm very glad you're back. Your dinner sounds amazing, but I'm going out in a while for a maki set and tempura. I ain't trading!

 

[Sara Crewe]

*shakes brain a la etch a sketch to erase mental picture of gynger in a tutu*




How totally unfair that female ballerinas have to perform in pointe shoes and guys are in flats.



I say Gynger dances en pointe.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

DJ, cue up the music.

My my, that is a big number.

 

[Angeline]

*shakes brain a la etch a sketch to erase mental picture of gynger in a tutu*




How totally unfair that female ballerinas have to perform in pointe shoes and guys are in flats.



I say Gynger dances en pointe.

I think I remember her from The Birdcage. She was dancing with Gene Hackman.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I think I remember her from The Birdcage. She was dancing with Gene Hackman.

Pauvre, Gene.

I hear he never recovered.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Pauvre, Gene.

I hear he never recovered.

To this day he still wears orthopedic shirts.