Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

My daughter cooks Japanese food. I mentioned your post to her. This is her response:

"We don't talk about the other use. We all know what it is."

LOL

-Sheila

*coffee fu*

I like your daughter already. That's damn funny.

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

My daughter is hilarious. If you've ever seen the show "House," she is just like Dr. House (although she has an excuse- Asperger's). But, she and I just joke all the time.

She just showed me something funny.

Famous Fonts Hold a Conference

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Oh, btw, last night when I couldn't sleep, I was thinking about the stripper/ porn star/ tranny name formula of the first pet and first street you lived on.

I think I came up with a better formula for the tranny name:

creative spelling of favorite dessert ingredient + fabric or texture from childhood


For example, mine would be: Vanyla Velour

What do you think?
(besides that I think about bizarre things when I can't sleep)

 

[Angeline]

Oh, btw, last night when I couldn't sleep, I was thinking about the stripper/ porn star/ tranny name formula of the first pet and first street you lived on.

I think I came up with a better formula for the tranny name:

creative spelling of favorite dessert ingredient + fabric or texture from childhood


For example, mine would be: Vanyla Velour

What do you think?
(besides that I think about bizarre things when I can't sleep)

I dunno. I'm getting Cinnamon Sand. She sounds rather boring to me. Or Milk Chocolate Tires. Maybe I have the wrong attitude...

 

[Sara Crewe]

I dunno. I'm getting Cinnamon Sand. She sounds rather boring to me. Or Milk Chocolate Tires. Maybe I have the wrong attitude...

Oooo. Best Homer Simpson voice, "Chocolate Tires"

Yum


I would be Caramel Waves.

*laughs*

 

[Angeline]

Oooo. Best Homer Simpson voice, "Chocolate Tires"

Yum


I would be Caramel Waves.

*laughs*

When I was a girl we went to the New Jersey State Fair every autumn, which was in my hometown of Trenton at that time. Every year at the back of the midway was the "Coppertone Review" (this would never happen today), where African American women in fringy bikini-type outfits would come out and dance. Of course I never went to the review so I don't know how risque it really was. But our names sound like we should be in it. Although personally Milk Chocolate Tires sounds kinda past her best days to me.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Don't forget the creative spelling of the dessert ingedient! LOL

-Sheila

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think I'd probably be Sugar Rayon.

And that font link was frickin' hilarious! Thank your daughter for me. I'm a true font freak so it made me lol and roffle.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How does Tiramasu Velvet grab you ? or maybe Creme freche Seersucker !

 

[unpredictablebijou]

How does Tiramasu Velvet grab you ? or maybe Creme freche Seersucker !

*snort*

They both made me lawl. I'd be hard pressed to choose between them.

bj

 

[Guest]

You both are making me hungry and strangely, wanting to jerk off wrapped in velvet.

 

[normal jean]

I guess that would make me

Cherie Mudd

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You both are making me hungry and strangely, wanting to jerk off wrapped in velvet.

My various bits are terribly grateful to you for sharing that image.

I guess that would make me

Cherie Mudd

Cute!

Sounds like maybe someone who does some of the kinkier porn...

bj

 

[Angeline]

I've decided to make my stripper name Wasabi Libido. What do you think? Or it could be a flash same title challenge: wasabi libido.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I've decided to make my stripper name Wasabi Libido. What do you think? Or it could be a flash same title challenge: wasabi libido.

Dare Ya.

That sounds like a great STC.

bj

 

[normal jean]

My various bits are terribly grateful to you for sharing that image.




Cute!

Sounds like maybe someone who does some of the kinkier porn...

bj

eeewwww, BJ!

One of the first images I saw online was of some of that scat porn, hell, I'm changing mine back to Tuffy Gap.

 

[Tzara]

I think I came up with a better formula for the tranny name:

creative spelling of favorite dessert ingredient + fabric or texture from childhood

(Ahem.) Gynger Tulle.

*bats eyelashes*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

eeewwww, BJ!

One of the first images I saw online was of some of that scat porn, hell, I'm changing mine back to Tuffy Gap.

Good lord, not THAT kind of kinky, eek! I meant more the tying-up-and-spanking sorta thing.

(Ahem.) Gynger Tulle.

*bats eyelashes*

*laughing too hard to type*

 

[Sara Crewe]

(Ahem.) Gynger Tulle.

*bats eyelashes*

I think he needs mascara or...well, somethin'...

 

[Tzara]

I think he needs mascara or...well, somethin'...

Darling, when Gynger is dancing, nobody be looking at his eyes.

 

[champagne1982]

I like T-zed's. I'm giggling manically thinking about my marquée of Gelée Bubbles or Strawberré Fluff.

 

[Angeline]

Dare Ya.

That sounds like a great STC.

bj

I'm going out for Japanese food. Lol. That's my response and the reason I thought of wasabi to tell you the truth.

Nice tutu, Gynger.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Darling, when Gynger is dancing, nobody be looking at his eyes.

Okay, this is true.

I just hadn't thrown my mind entirely into the gutter.


Yet.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Darling, when Gynger is dancing, nobody be looking at his eyes.

Like this, maybe?

Actually, if you can manage to watch her face here, it's hilarious.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, this is true.

I just hadn't thrown my mind entirely into the gutter.


Yet.

I'm working on that. Gimme a day or two.

bj