Blonde Jokes.........(Little Lady Jokes)

OH MY!!!! Mr. Heavy is at it again. Causing trouble for the blondes or even the females. Be careful LL, I have been on the receiving end of some of his joking and its not fun. I hope you get him and get him good, he deserves it!



and NO heavy I WON'T keep my big mouth shut!!! LOL:rose:
 
yes, heavy, I know I misspelled it, I just don't remember where or why I was typing it now, damn alzheimers.................
 
Re: 92

HeavyStick said:
92

average sex session
USA 28 minutes
canada 22
australia 22
britain 21
south africa 18
mexico 17
world average 17
germany 17
france 16
spain 14
poland 14
italy 14
hong kong 12
russia 11
thailand 10

mine (add them all up)

iam glad i live in digi land where all the men are studs
iam glad i live in digi land were all the girls are sluts
iam glad that here in digi land fore play lasts for hours
ied take the lot of you home with me if i only had the power.


an orginial star creation
 
time

Boy none of them are very long are they, but what's time if done right
 
ok bear i was going to accuse u of cheating, but you finally started writing ....geezzzzz maybe leaving them blank would of been better....

ohhhhhh btw....did i tell everyone......HEAVY HAS A CUTE BUTT *G*
 
that wasn't band camp you silly stick, it was a tub dare! And I've learned to play some of mozart's greatest hits...hehehehe

practice makes perfect!:p

*ladylove*
 
HMMMMMMMMM

PRACTICE................ PRACTICE .................PRACTICE>>>>>>>
LOL Magnolia :kiss:
 
butts

Yes they were right there are sure some cute butts in here oh my would y'all look at that , hey i better get out of here or i will be in trouble , Y'all have fun :) :rose: ;)
 
I am planning a trip to Britain in the coming months. I plan to go to Cardif wales and then to Ireland. I might spend some time in Scotland. I wonder what places people would recomend that I visit. I have never been to Britain and I have only travel books to guide me. I do have a friend in Wales who will be very helpful. Any suggestions?
 
Sorry, had to bump this so it's up toward the top when I get home tomorrow and easier to find so I can print it off.
 
sweet is thinking alright

no star.......not yet........but im not telling all.....hehe

bear thats some kinda lessons on making a woman happy....and you have tried them all??

hmmmm...i wonder........giggles....love you bear
 
You know the good thing about a blonde being your boss?

You still make more than her.
 
There's a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a corn field, rowing away. Another blond happens to see her, stops her car, gets out and starts talking to the first blonde.
"You know, our reputation is bad enough. Its people like you that make it worse. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!!"
 
Blonde Men
> > >
> > > The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street
> > > and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with
> > > nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,
> > > so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is
> > > locking him up, he asks ; "Why in the world are you
> > > dressed like this?"
> > >
> > > The Cowboy says "Well, it's like this Sheriff.. I
> > > was in the bar down the road and this pretty little
> > > redhead asks me to go out to her motorhome with
> > > her... so I did. We go inside, she pulls off her top
> > > and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did.
> > >
> > > Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off
> > > my pants...so I did Then she pulls off her panties
> > > and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then
> > > she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and
> > > says, "Now, go to town, cowboy... "
> > >
> > > and here I am!
> > >
> > > See, Blonde Men do exist
 
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