SHITS AND GIGGLES - Snexxers comedy club

[TiedbyChris]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

One thing I learned this Christmas ... If you are in church and they're gonna sing Joy To The World,
you don't start off with, "Jeremiah was a bullfrog!"

 

[Graybear1826]

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face.