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Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

Que said:
Ugh. That guy. Could he be a more obvious creeper? "Hey sweetie, this is the Mrs., Mr.'s wife? Could you please spread your legs and let us get a better look at your vagina and your asshole?' I think it must be Mike Yate's stepfather that never washes the pants he wears every day.

And then the other asshole, calling everyone that says "shhhhh" as he stands, limp dick in hand, and comments in front of the theater, "wankers" and "whiners" for having the temerity to suggest we don;t need to hear every inane incestuous fantasy the enters his little pate.
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I noticed that someone has joined him on one of the threads. 'Cause one person making inane commentary just wasn't enough.
 
Eilan said:
I noticed that someone has joined him on one of the threads. 'Cause one person making inane commentary just wasn't enough.
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That guy at least contributes some pictures and comments on them. He is starting to follow the other guy's lead though.

There was this thread somewhere "What is she saying?" Some would post ONE picture and people would contribute what the picture inspired for them. Well and fine. Then someone would post another and it would go on like that. The concept isn;t horrible.

His commentary is. I viewed post to see if it was as bad as I remembered. So theres a picture of a girl. That is it. He spins it into an incestuous tale with the girl as the barely legal stepmother. It is always incest with the extreme wankers.

Reminds me of another poster that is a cuck-nut. Has never had a conversation about it with the little wifey but he can turn ANY thread into a discussion of someone fucking his wife.

"Oh that is a great spicy chili recipe. You know what would hotter? If another man would slather it all over his dick and have my wife lick it off!" or "That is a really nice wrought-iron fence. I'd love to see someone tie my wife to it and rape her!"

SMDH

In principle, I like smut and I like fetishes. My fellow travelers squick me the fuck out.
 
Then there's that one guy who insists on butting in on every thread that calls for nuance and subtlety...except he's neither. He's the Lit equivalent of Donald Trump--classless, boorish, with no sense of art or delicacy. And no perception of where the thread is going, or how to fit in.

Just random crude blurts. I've abandoned more threads than I care to count because wherever I go, he's already there...
 
Sheesus!!

Answer the fucking question without babbling innuendos trying to sound clever. It's not cute, it's annoying! :rolleyes:
 
Que said:
That guy at least contributes some pictures and comments on them. He is starting to follow the other guy's lead though.

There was this thread somewhere "What is she saying?" Some would post ONE picture and people would contribute what the picture inspired for them. Well and fine. Then someone would post another and it would go on like that. The concept isn;t horrible.

His commentary is. I viewed post to see if it was as bad as I remembered. So theres a picture of a girl. That is it. He spins it into an incestuous tale with the girl as the barely legal stepmother. It is always incest with the extreme wankers.

Reminds me of another poster that is a cuck-nut. Has never had a conversation about it with the little wifey but he can turn ANY thread into a discussion of someone fucking his wife.

"Oh that is a great spicy chili recipe. You know what would hotter? If another man would slather it all over his dick and have my wife lick it off!" or "That is a really nice wrought-iron fence. I'd love to see someone tie my wife to it and rape her!"

SMDH

In principle, I like smut and I like fetishes. My fellow travelers squick me the fuck out.
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Right up there with these are the interracial fetishes. Hey, I have no problem with it, but...all the time? And they're usually combined with the cuck fetishes.

This board can be monotonous on a lot of days.
 
Rainshine said:
Well..... *taps foot impatiently* Elaborate!
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okayyy :eek:

I never paid much attention to the whole Dd/bg dynamic until something on Facie caught my eye the other day, and i realized I could really get into this.


Daddy, can I have a kitten?
Daddy, will you bring me a pink sprinkle doughnut?
Daddy, will you cuddle with me in my canopy bed and watch MMF porn?

holy shit, it's like I've hit the mother lode!
 
Rainshine said:
I don't really get that kink but then again I don't really like cats so that could be it. ;)
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Well, I can only picture myself doing it very tongue-in-mouth... wait, that's not right...

But I have to admit, I've been using my mini-mes as an excuse to buy girly shit for yeeaarrs. Now i can embrace my softer side, and declare with confidence,

'I want that stuffed bunny, dammit!' :mad:


;)
 
It's is similar to the times I've been around small children and they say to each other.. "I was going to tell you about my party.. but I'm not because you're not invited."
It makes more sense when it's a 6 year old girl.
 
That moment after a couple of PMs fell flat and you get the sinking feeling you should keep an eye on the Asshat thread for the actual response.
 
Driving down 295 and I see a dildo in the breakdown lane. Yes, a dildo in the breakdown lane. Boy, I wish I knew the story of how/why it ended up there.
 
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