Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Eilan]

I hope the football team loses its playoff game tonight. As much as my band geek loves marching band, I think she's tired of it. And I'm tired of sitting in the cold.

 

[Saucyminx]

The plot thickens, and gets stickier, and ewwwwww!

 

[midwestyankee]

The plot thickens, and gets stickier, and ewwwwww!

Sounds like you'd better go light on the corn starch.

 

[pete]

GAG... in more ways than one?

you aussie's are so damn kinky.

 

[Eilan]

My husband and I are road trippin' at the end of the week to meet a FB friend in person!

 

[pete]

Fuck The Walking Dead.

don't hate the dead, they've already got a lot to deal with.
you know, being dead and all.

 

[talikat]

Fuck The Walking Dead.

They need a new show runner or something. Who the hell were those people?

What have they done with my show?

 

[bobsgirl]

Chris Christie just signed into law a bill banning bestiality. New Jersey, is there something you'd like to confess to all of us?

 

[talikat]

I'm annoyed about the whole Glenn storyline. Resolve it! We need closure!

Won't know next week either cuz it's all about Daryl, Sasha and Abe. Ugh!

 

[talikat]

Arseholes! Jeffrey Dean Morgan has been cast as the next bad guy.

I know!! Freaking Negan man!! Woo hoo!! He makes the Governor look like childs play. Really looking forward to him coming into play.

 

[talikat]

Me too, but I can't imagine JDM evil.

He did a good job in Supernatural when the yellow eyed demon was possessing him and he does shady really well.

 

[Eilan]

Road trip!

 

[talikat]

I need a nap.

 

[pplwatching]

^Me too. I'm sitting here with my little guy asleep in my arms and it's incredibly difficult to stay awake.

These are days to remember.

 

[pete]

I'm sitting here with my little guy asleep in my arms

 

[talikat]

^Me too. I'm sitting here with my little guy asleep in my arms and it's incredibly difficult to stay awake.

Awww!! Baby snuggles! I miss those!

 

[talikat]

Truly the days to remember.

Yes, my favorite picture is hubby and I holding him the day he was born....... sigh.

 

[talikat]

Come on writers, ugh, write things that people actually say to each other!

I see you.

 

[Que]

Contextually, it would seem that some poasters use 'ladies' when they wish to address sluts, sensual when they mean pruient, and erotic when they mean kinky.

There should ne a Lithesaurus or a Litexicon available to look up these things.

I have a pruient fascination with kinky sluts, but I usually would just say that.

 

[Que]

^Me too. I'm sitting here with my little guy asleep in my arms and it's incredibly difficult to stay awake.

Infant in arms has a tremendous soporific effect. I was second of seven and then I went on to have five of my own so I put a lot of infants to sleep. I used to be able to get a fussy sibling to sleep when my mom couldn't. Back then I was trying to develop ESP. I reasoned that if it existed at all I ought to be able to learn to do it. I would think the word 'sleep' and try to transmit that to the baby. It seemed to work but it also made me incredibly sleepy. So far my gift only works on Infants and dogs; it has no effect on cats or adults.

 

[talikat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG!!

What a pretentious fool, it must be nice to know everything!

 

[Saucyminx]

I was just scrubbing blood off a friend's hallway walls. It was gross, but didn't really bother me all that much. I think I should start a crime scene clean up business. Of course I didn't see any brains, or maggots, those would possibly cure me of this idea.

PS It was nothing nefarious--he fell and cut his leg pretty significantly, and was zonked out on painkillers so was wandering around looking for his cell phone to call an ambulance.

 

[Emerson40]

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[Cumference]

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And I happily thought, that it could no weirder than this:
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[talikat]

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Lookey there, Blanche be all crotch-less.


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Granny panties, woo hoo!!