Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Miles Long]

Your face disgusts me.

Said Rainshine to the mirror.


Oohhhhhh that's a SICK BURN!

 

[Miles Long]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55245149.jpg

Speaking of burns... how are those sunglasses marks looking today?

There's barely any lines left!

 

[Miles Long]

Thank God.

Praise be unto Him.

 

[Miles Long]

You should really pull out the sunscreen next time. That's not a good look.

You are so hurtful.

 

[Miles Long]

Yet you still love me so.

We must have very different definitions of the word love.

 

[Miles Long]

I love you like I love menstrual pain.

Wasn't that the name of your first band?

 

[Miles Long]

My first hit. My only hit. Well... not even a hit, but let's not get bogged down in the detail.

Boy, those were the days!

 

[Miles Long]

Day. Singular.

That was the day! Morning. Well, mid-morning. Coffee break, actually.

 

[Miles Long]

https://blogs.psychcentral.com/rela...t-it-means-when-a-narcissist-says-i-love-you/

Writing love letters to yourself again?

 

[Miles Long]

To you.

Result!

 

[Saucyminx]

https://blogs.psychcentral.com/rela...t-it-means-when-a-narcissist-says-i-love-you/

Wowee. You weren't kidding about that article. Spot on.

 

[Emerson40]

Flipping through these old photographs.

Lingering on those that are badly lit.

Oh, how the light shone in your eyes.

Looking back, we never really looked ahead.

What has become of us?

 

[Miles Long]

He really broke his leg pretty bad there.

 

[Miles Long]

Pfft. Just a minor sprain.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/14uRnBOrCwkOMU/200.gif

 

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[removed9556]

 

[Miles Long]

I had to show this to my husband to ask him if he knew the reference. I have never seen any Monty Python.

I know. I know.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/qwZQ7BqbWiIj6/200.gif

Well, you are a long way away. The light waves may not have reached you yet.

Yeah that's probably it.

 

[Emerson40]

http://www.indialivetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/French-gymnast-Samir-Ait-Said-suffers-terrific-leg-break-in-the-qualifying-round-of-artistic-gymnastics-indialivetoday.gif

Minor sprain!!!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/84/5d/9c/845d9c5c5a2342ca2f0bbfc1be9bc288.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

Your face has a minor sprain.

 

[Miles Long]

Squoze?

 

[fire_breeze]

Well, that's interesting....

 

[writerperson]

Argh the fuckin picture of that dude's leg! Not what I was expecting browsing Lit, gonna be honest.

 

[fire_breeze]

What's with the sudden onslaught of resurrecting necrothreads?

 

[midwestyankee]

I have discovered that you can't log into Literotica using one of those iPad menu thingies at restaurants. Sad.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]