Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Miles Long]

Well I guess it's summer now.

 

[Miles Long]

Cheddar is better.

 

[Emerson40]

Liquor is quicker.

 

[glynndah]

Liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy.

 

[Emerson40]

Breathe in, breathe out.


http://66.media.tumblr.com/f93f3b233ea8866d14614dc4f80faf52/tumblr_nqr65wEVcY1t3t6f3o1_1280.gif

 

[midwestyankee]

Then the cat steals one of your bras to make a fort, successfully hiding her to bat at unsuspecting feet as they walk past. It's gonna be a weird day.

I'm having a hard time picturing this. If only there weresome kind of device with which one could capture visual images and then a technology by which that person could share those captured images with other people. Some day in the future, perhaps?

 

[Emerson40]

Gotta tell you, I've made me some delicious iced coffees (and margaritas) in my thermomix.

I figured you would've!


I totally picture you wearing joots while making these icy treats.


http://66.media.tumblr.com/f4b9ba3d36366461e16028f48a65c4df/tumblr_inline_o1svlgWq5w1rzlxk1_500.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm having a hard time picturing this. If only there weresome kind of device with which one could capture visual images and then a technology by which that person could share those captured images with other people. Some day in the future, perhaps?

Recording could happen, you never know. I thought you didn't like kitty pics, except of the shaved and clothes-pinned variety. *waggles eyebrows *

Please tell me joots are not a real thing. Please.

 

[Saucyminx]

Ok so to whoever just cut one in the crowded auditorium during the welcome ceremony, first of all--RUDE.

Secondly, my eyes are watering, you should seek medical attention. Nothing healthy could possibly smell like that.

And finally, please don't do it again. I will point at you and scream "flatulator!" If I can figure out who you are.

 

[midwestyankee]

Recording could happen, you never know. I thought you didn't like kitty pics, except of the shaved and clothes-pinned variety. *waggles eyebrows *

Please tell me joots are not a real thing. Please.

Here, let me show you the math to solve this problem:

Bras > 4-legged kitties

Bras of friends >> all kinds of kitties

 

[Emerson40]

Oh my.

It looks like I was not the only one making an AV change.


http://66.media.tumblr.com/76177ca8632254644a5dfb9258e0e71f/tumblr_nufk46OYQ11rs12sbo1_500.gif

 

[Miles Long]

The playoffs have been postponed due to weather.

 

[Emerson40]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/fd1ac4aa47981c34be9f5608e33884fb/tumblr_o5yncppHFx1vrlcqjo1_500.jpg

 

[glynndah]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/fd1ac4aa47981c34be9f5608e33884fb/tumblr_o5yncppHFx1vrlcqjo1_500.jpg

It took me much longer than I care to admit for me to figure out the second picture was meant to portray a heart {as in emotion} and not another point of view of the first picture.

 

[Emerson40]

It took me much longer than I care to admit for me to figure out the second picture was meant to portray a heart {as in emotion} and not another point of view of the first picture.

<Sir Mix-A-Lot phat beats>

I like big hearts, and I can not lie!

</Sir Mix-A-Lot phat beats>

 

[Saucyminx]

When your friend's resumé is so bad, it makes you angry at them. . . .

 

[Emerson40]

Heading home last night, my wee girl asked if I could put on the Cecelia song, the one by Garf and Uncle Simon.

 

[imemkay]

Heading home last night, my wee girl asked if I could put on the Cecelia song, the one by Garf and Uncle Simon.

That's cute!
She's got good taste in music!

 

[pplwatching]

Saw my first real life "cosplay" gal at breakfast yesterday. Blond, late 30s, filling out a Super Girl costume very, very nicely. Plenty left to the imagination. I wasn't close enough to overhear her conversation with her breakfast date, but I have an active imagination.

 

[pplwatching]

Heading home last night, my wee girl asked if I could put on the Cecelia song, the one by Garf and Uncle Simon.

Sounds like you're raising her right.

 

[Miles Long]

"There is a secret world full of delight."

 

[Miles Long]

For the first time in 9 years I won't have to work on my birthday. It's a strange feeling but I love it!

 

[Miles Long]

Sinus fuckings.

 

[Emerson40]

Sinning Fuckuses.

 

[Miles Long]

Finessed sucking