Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Apologies, Saucy One, I was figuring:

A) Long Holiday weekend
B) Your fondness for the grape (tastings, etc)
C) Theoretical relaxation during A utilizing B

So you're saying I was a day off?

Nope, was bright eyed, just sleepy on Tues. Couldn't fall to sleep after all the excitement, and impromptu kola dancing lessons I had to give to a couple of Emma's friends post fireworks extravaganza.

 

[OTCurve]

Nope, was bright eyed, just sleepy on Tues. Couldn't fall to sleep after all the excitement, and impromptu kola dancing lessons I had to give to a couple of Emma's friends post fireworks extravaganza.

I really need to get my eyes checked, as I read that you gave impromptu koala dancing lessons...though the image was beyond description.

 

[Saucyminx]

I really need to get my eyes checked, as I read that you gave impromptu koala dancing lessons...though the image was beyond description.

If only I could dance like a koala!

Oh and that is why we don't drunk post. Good night all.

 

[Cumference]

Since there's "Waltzing Matilda", why not "Dancing Koala"?

 

[Saucyminx]

I strive to be professional at my job, but once in a while, you get an email that is simply so egregious in both content, grammar, and punctuation, that you have to host a conference call to hold a dramatic reading thereof for your colleagues, print that bitch out, mark it up with a red pen, and stick it up on the wall for future amusement.

Small pleasures, such as this, are what keep me from becoming a spree killer.

 

[Emerson40]

Sticky balls.

 

[pplwatching]

You get an email that is simply so egregious in both content, grammar, and punctuation, that you have to host a conference call to hold a dramatic reading thereof for your colleagues, print that bitch out, mark it up with a red pen, and stick it up on the wall for future amusement.

Bad professional correspondence is one of my pet peeves. It never ceases to amaze me how people are willing to let themselves be perceived. I have had conversations with employees who basically said "I'm a programmer, not a writer" and "What does it matter, you understood it didn't you?" Ugh. I feel your pain (and a new affection for you )

 

[Saucyminx]

Bad professional correspondence is one of my pet peeves. It never ceases to amaze me how people are willing to let themselves be perceived. I have had conversations with employees who basically said "I'm a programmer, not a writer" and "What does it matter, you understood it didn't you?" Ugh. I feel your pain (and a new affection for you )

My manager has horrendous grammar when speaking, and it makes me cringe in meetings with external partners. She's a nice lady, but mercy me oh my,

I admit to being a little over zealous though. I once asked a friend if it would be rude to correct spelling and grammar in a sext I received. Ruined the whole mood for me. *sigh*

Em! Did you talcum up those balls?

 

[OTCurve]

I admit to being a little over zealous though. I once asked a friend if it would be rude to correct spelling and grammar in a sext I received. Ruined the whole mood for me. *sigh*

I don't think that is overzealous, the wince factor when encountering such during a ...delicate... moment can quite disrupt the momentum, so to speak.

Wield your red pen with gusto and pride and keep fighting the good fight.

 

[pplwatching]

I once asked a friend if it would be rude to correct spelling and grammar in a sext I received. Ruined the whole mood for me. *sigh

No one sexts me :-/ but bad spelling and grammar can put me off of erotica. If the sext was hot enough maybe you wouldn't have noticed or cared, so he probably did you a favor. Nothing wrong with having high expectations and refined tastes ;-)

 

[Emerson40]

Picture sexts can be worth a thousand squarts.





*lookit that.... talcum free.

 

[pplwatching]

I couldn't help it, typing one handed on an iPhone keypad a bitch!

I see what you did there. And there

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't think that is overzealous, the wince factor when encountering such during a ...delicate... moment can quite disrupt the momentum, so to speak.

Wield your red pen with gusto and pride and keep fighting the good fight.

Vive le resistance!

No one sexts me :-/ but bad spelling and grammar can put me off of erotica. If the sext was hot enough maybe you wouldn't have noticed or cared, so he probably did you a favor. Nothing wrong with having high expectations and refined tastes ;-)

Thank you. A girl has gotta have her standards.

I couldn't help it, typing one handed on an iPhone keypad a bitch!

Excuses! and I forgive you because you are one mad sexy bitch.


Boy oh boy am I going to be regretting all this tequila tomorrow morning.

 

[Saucyminx]

Picture sexts can be worth a thousand squarts.





*lookit that.... talcum free.

Almost dick pick Bingo--but this was just shaved ball sack bingo.

 

[Emerson40]

2, under the B.




¡Arriba, abajo, al centro, pa' dentro!

 

[Emerson40]

Replacement razor blades are to grooming, as ink and toner cartridges are to printing.



Makes a fella bristly, just thinking about it.

 

[silverwhisper]

holy crap. in a world full of badasses, olenna tyrella is the baddest.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Happy birthday beautiful baby minx!! Job well done, momma minx!

Thanks gorgeous! I did do quite well with that one. I'm sad I have to send her back to college next Sunday but she's doing that whole I"m a grown up MOM and need to college. Pfft.

 

[Saucyminx]

How can every destination in Cape Cod require a left turn? That doesn't seem like it should be a thing and yet.

 

[Miles Long]

Cod really are the best fish!

 

[Miles Long]

Looks like we made it!

 

[Saucyminx]

Cod really are the best fish!

Was there a vote? Damn it. I missed it.

 

[Saucyminx]

It's ok, broham, I voted twice. One for you, one for me, and a whole other kind of fish got both our votes.

Thank you Brosef! Cod would not cut the mustard--even with mustard. Ew. Why am I suddenly hungry for pickles?

Work sucks butt. I would like to not do it anymore. Sadly the children need education, the pets need sustenance, and I need vast quantities of wine and shoes, so I suppose there is no help for the situation. Damn the luck!

*wanders off in search of pickles to snack upon*

 

[Emerson40]

Is that a pickle in your pocket?

 

[capri31]

Is that a pickle in your pocket?

Nooo... i'm just happy to see you