Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Tis a lovely friend indeed, to appreciate such adorable appendages.

I would have loved to have been seated at the bar, sipping a single malt and people watching, as you, in your towery six inchers, and your beplugtacled date followed the hostess across the room, to your waiting table.

I would marvel, then smile knowingly at the similarity of your gaits.

He didn't find my suggestion nearly as funny as I did, (or for that matter, as funny as my offspring who nearly fell from the couch in hysterics when they heard me say it, did.) I bailed on the date prior to fruition, sadly, and he didn't agree to my suggestion anyway. It would have amused the hell out of me.

I still maintain my walk would have been better.

 

[toeskr]

I didn't realise how terrifying my AV is until browsing Lit on my phone. Shite.

Shush. Terrifying was not even in the thought process. Everytime I see it, it makes me happy!

 

[Miles Long]

You're all sweet, except miles long who will no doubt send me some awful message soon.

No wonder he finds dating so difficult. It's hard to find a suitable girl when your tinder pic is the cage you want to keep her in.

Saucy, I'd wear a butt plug at dinner for you. Or lunch. Brekkie too. High tea? Of course!

Hmm it has been a long time since I sent you an awful message, so perhaps you're overdue.

As for tinder, I think we can all agree a cage is a more attractive pic than my face.

 

[Emerson40]

He didn't find my suggestion nearly as funny as I did, (or for that matter, as funny as my offspring who nearly fell from the couch in hysterics when they heard me say it, did.) I bailed on the date prior to fruition, sadly, and he didn't agree to my suggestion anyway. It would have amused the hell out of me.

I still maintain my walk would have been better.

Did you break it off with, "It isn't you, it's meh."? I mean, how else will standards be raised if we aren't honest when filling out the comment cards?


I maintain that you're bang on about your walk, and that fella is probably now wondering if somehow the plug can still be worked in, as an 'in'.

 

[Saucyminx]

Saucy, I'd wear a butt plug at dinner for you. Or lunch. Brekkie too. High tea? Of course!

And that my love, is one of the many reasons you are my favorite.

 

[Saucyminx]

Did you break it off with, "It isn't you, it's meh."? I mean, how else will standards be raised if we aren't honest when filling out the comment cards?


I maintain that you're bang on about your walk, and that fella is probably now wondering if somehow the plug can still be worked in, as an 'in'.

I broke it off with "I have neither the time nor patience for racist d-bags." He then proceeded to text me like a 14 year old girl, complete with awful spelling and grammar, until I blocked his phone number. Good times.

 

[Emerson40]

Ooooh!

*winces*


Sounds like a lucky escape.

 

[Emerson40]

Saucy, I'd wear a butt plug at dinner for you. Or lunch. Brekkie too. High tea? Of course!

And that my love, is one of the many reasons you are my favorite.

True story:

One of the first interactions I had with the Lustrous One, here on the boards, was her asking me about a picture I had posted, of a wee stainless steel butt plug with a bejewelled base.

Something like this:

http://m.cdn.blog.hu/le/lemonrose/image/stainless-steel-attractive-butt-plug-jewelry.jpg


I remember thinking, "Blimey! This Sheila is Ace!"

 

[OTCurve]

I broke it off with "I have neither the time nor patience for racist d-bags." He then proceeded to text me like a 14 year old girl, complete with awful spelling and grammar, until I blocked his phone number. Good times.

It is educational when people shed their 'courtesy skin' and show themselves for the snakes they are.

Is there an asshat thread for people like that? If not, would you consider starting one, as I can't be the only person to think it would be highly entertaining.

 

[Saucyminx]

It is educational when people shed their 'courtesy skin' and show themselves for the snakes they are.

Is there an asshat thread for people like that? If not, would you consider starting one, as I can't be the only person to think it would be highly entertaining.

Hmmm since I met this muppet in RL, the only thing I could do it take out a billboard on I81.

And of course there is an asshat thread OT, I've posted many of the more enteraining pms I've received over the years on it, as have many of the ladies on the HT board. It is a gem.

PM Asshattery

It even spawned a Madlibs version--which I though was hilarious.

 

[OTCurve]

Hmmm since I met this muppet in RL, the only thing I could do it take out a billboard on I81.

And of course there is an asshat thread OT, I've posted many of the more enteraining pms I've received over the years on it, as have many of the ladies on the HT board. It is a gem.

PM Asshattery

It even spawned a Madlibs version--which I though was hilarious.

You could always conceal a recorder on your person when you go out, for research purposes only of course.

I do pop over to the asshat thread now and again, and you are correct in that it is a treasure trove of asshattery to enjoy, though lately the offerings aren't very abundant. I do find that odd as I believe society is getting ruder by the minute.

 

[Saucyminx]

You could always conceal a recorder on your person when you go out, for research purposes only of course.

I wouldn't' be able to say "no, this character isn't based on that guy," if I had a recorder and I've still got a pretty good memory despite being in my dotage.

*snip* I do find that odd as I believe society is getting ruder by the minute.)

Still shaking your fist at the kids on your lawn OT? Society is no ruder than it ever was. It's just much more apparent these days.

 

[OTCurve]

I wouldn't' be able to say "no, this character isn't based on that guy," if I had a recorder and I've still got a pretty good memory despite being in my dotage.

So spin me a tale, if you will, of merriment, shock, amazement and whatever else your experience revealed to you...and don't you give me that "in your dotage" line, young lady.

Still shaking your fist at the kids on your lawn OT? Society is no ruder than it ever was. It's just much more apparent these days.

Always. It isn't that I don't like people, I just don't like them near me..lol.

You make an excellent point, we are just more aware of behavior now since we have such a wide pool to draw on, courtesy of the net, etc. Still, I can always hope.

 

[Saucyminx]

Retail therapy

Sometimes you need to buy some pretty new lingerie--just because. :

I really showed great self restraint. I left the new pair of whore-y shoes, that I will probably refuse to wear when asked, there, but it was hard.

 

[Saucyminx]

Get in on the ground floor!

Unsolicited dick pic bingo--I'm thinking I need investors.

 

[Saucyminx]

I disagree. I think society is much ruder than it once was. Manners are the exception not the norm. When I was a girl (I've waited my whole life to say that) working as a check-out chick after school if you didn't smile and say please and thank you and engage the customer you were pretty much guaranteed to lose your job. These days they barely make eye contact. Customer service is no longer, for the most part. Neighbours grunt at each other and argue on Facebook groups instead of having dinner and knowing one another. And it goes on...

When I was a girl....

Achievement unlocked!

I have to say, that's not my experience. I encounter friendly strangers more often than not, but I'm chatty.

Now, if you want to talk about society getting dumber, I won't argue.

 

[OTCurve]

Now, if you want to talk about society getting dumber, I won't argue.

Sometimes it looks like a casting call for idiocracy out there, it can be downright chilling.

 

[Saucyminx]

Sometimes it looks like a casting call for idiocracy out there, it can be downright chilling.

I'm surprised some of my coworkers can find their desks in the morning, and most of them work from home.

 

[OTCurve]

I'm surprised some of my coworkers can find their desks in the morning, and most of them work from home.

...aaaaand I snorted water while reading this.

They couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel?

 

[Saucyminx]

...aaaaand I snorted water while reading this.

They couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel?

Couldn't find their asses with both hands and flashlight guided assistance.

 

[pplwatching]

Couldn't find their asses with both hands and flashlight guided assistance.

... if the flashlight were firmly planted in said asses.

 

[Saucyminx]

Now I remember why I tend to stay off the pic threads. There is always some dipshit who feels the need to caption every pic. Why? Just why?

I'm cranky and need a nap. Lol

 

[OTCurve]

Now I remember why I tend to stay off the pic threads. There is always some dipshit who feels the need to caption every pic. Why? Just why?

I'm cranky and need a nap. Lol

A conspiracy to eat up more bandwidth? Someone who in real life has the habit of repeating everything their clever friend said and tries to pass it off as their own? Those are my top two theories, do feel free to add your own.

As for the latter, crankyminx, go to sleep, go to sleep, close those big blooooodshot eyes.....

 

[Saucyminx]

As for the latter, crankyminx, go to sleep, go to sleep, close those big blooooodshot eyes.....

Bloodshot! I beg your pardon. Clear as clear can be I will have you know, just sleepy.

And no naps for the wicked, we spent the day having a Sherlock Holmes movie marathon, doing henna hand and foot tattoos, and doing our nails since we got the getting drunk and blowing shit up over with yesterday.

 

[OTCurve]

Bloodshot! I beg your pardon. Clear as clear can be I will have you know, just sleepy.

And no naps for the wicked, we spent the day having a Sherlock Holmes movie marathon, doing henna hand and foot tattoos, and doing our nails since we got the getting drunk and blowing shit up over with yesterday.

Apologies, Saucy One, I was figuring:

A) Long Holiday weekend
B) Your fondness for the grape (tastings, etc)
C) Theoretical relaxation during A utilizing B

So you're saying I was a day off?