Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

No, in this case Bus pancake two casually threw herself right under the wheels too. The reason I'm going to take some of the blowback, is I'm their SME, and I should have known. I suspected some creative email movement was going on, but I didn't have any proof and wasn't willing to tank someone's career because I had a hunch.

I've saved Bus pancake number one's job twice now, by asking for leniency because she was going through a lot in her personal life. This has now moved way beyond my pay grade and is out of my hands. What will be, will be.

Why aren't we allowed to slap coworkers again?

Some office physical violence was wrong, but some was necessary. It's too bad the wrong ones ruined it all and now allows those deserving of necessary violence to walk free. HR really needs to rethink that policy.

 

[haha_on_me]

Reporting in from the future, I cn assure you that the weekend arrives and it is glorious. It brings with it bacon and eggs in bed and children sleeping past 5am!

I have a difficult time believing that, as my alarm clock is already set to 3AM for my workweek to begin.

 

[haha_on_me]

Oh, no. Don't do it. The work week is a shitty one. Pull the covers over and go back to sleep.

Ugh, I should listen to you, for I already know the state of my workweek, and it sure doesn't look good.

 

[Saucyminx]

Some office physical violence was wrong, but some was necessary. It's too bad the wrong ones ruined it all and now allows those deserving of necessary violence to walk free. HR really needs to rethink that policy.

So so true and so so unfortunate. I may start a petition. You also may see a kik starter to collect enough cash to bail me out in case the petition doesn't work.

Reporting in from the future, I cn assure you that the weekend arrives and it is glorious. It brings with it bacon and eggs in bed and children sleeping past 5am!

Ahhhhh to a glorious weekend. My children are sleeping else where for the moment. Tomorrow its over the mountains and through the woods to fetch Mini-minx who wishes to come home to see the kittens for the long weekend.

I am lounging on the couch drinking a big mother fucker-upper of an extra dirty martini.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yay for babyminx coming home!

I'm sitting at acrobatics waiting for the Curly haired Wonder to do her thing and wondering how the hell I'm going to do single parenting for 10 days.

With style, grace, and a whole lot of wine after they are in bed.

The college boys a floor below are playing beer pong--I know because I can hear them. They are both obnoxious and amusing at the same time. I feel like I should go knock and drink them under the table, on general principle. I also think that would fall under the realm of the bad choices I was trying to avoid by staying home tonight.

PS they smoke the skunkiest weed--cheap fuckers. I bet they are drinking PBR too.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

So so true and so so unfortunate. I may start a petition. You also may see a kik starter to collect enough cash to bail me out in case the petition doesn't work.



Ahhhhh to a glorious weekend. My children are sleeping else where for the moment. Tomorrow its over the mountains and through the woods to fetch Mini-minx who wishes to come home to see the kittens for the long weekend.

I am lounging on the couch drinking a big mother fucker-upper of an extra dirty martini.

Just let me know where to send money. There may be a quid pro quo in the future.

My HWW offspring just treated me to some good play on the pitch in her soccer game. I had to watch on the internet however. She plays in college.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yay for babyminx coming home!

She just stood me up because she got invited to pledge a sorority. *sigh*
On the upside, I do not have to spend 8 hours in the car, and will have an entire other evening to myself to make bad decisions.

Just let me know where to send money. There may be a quid pro quo in the future.

Will do, the most beauteous shiny one will know since she will probably have to be the one to set it up, as I will be in the slammer on assault charges. And today? It totally would have been worth it.

Plus I look cute in orange.

 

[Emerson40]

Dirty, dirty 'tini...magnificent, mammoth olives!



The beginnings of many a fine story.

 

[Emerson40]

I bet you Saucy can run out SOLO cups almost as well as she can run out a table playing stick.

Poor buggers won't know what hit 'em, or how they ran outta their PBR so fast.

 

[Saucyminx]

I bet you Saucy can run out SOLO cups almost as well as she can run out a table playing stick.

Poor buggers won't know what hit 'em, or how they ran outta their PBR so fast.

What? Lil old me? Oh my boys, what is this game and how do you play it? *bats eyes* Anyone care to make this a little more interesting?

I've got you, girlfriend.

Enjoy your unexpected you time! And also, boobs!

Thank you lovely. I shall. May need to go get some more olives.

 

[Emerson40]

Dirty birds and delicious, dirty martinis.



The undoing and / or rite of passage of many young men, since time immemorial.

 

[pplwatching]

It's not a silly little moment
It's not the storm before the calm
This is the deep and dyin' breath of
This love we've been workin' on...

My wife is a big JM fan, and I enjoyed his show.

This is a little more my speed

The storm
We will dance as it breaks
The storm
It will give as it takes
And all of our pain is washed away
Don't cry or be afraid
Some things only can be made
In the storm

 

[Emerson40]

Heartbroken, lamenting singer-songwriters.



The undoing and / or rite of passage for many young women, since time immemorial.

 

[pplwatching]

Heartbroken, lamenting singer-songwriters.

The undoing and / or rite of passage for many young women, since time immemorial.

The perfect fuel or balm for teenage hormones. Although even today, what I like seems to ebb and flow with my mood and what's going on in my life.

 

[pplwatching]

I can take or leave JM and I don't know this tune but I like the message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-jFtyHWUfI

One of my very favorite guitar players. Maybe not everyone's speed.

 

[pplwatching]

Like one of those little srubby things soaped up and swirled around on the back, preferably by a shower mate.

 

[OTCurve]

What? Lil old me? Oh my boys, what is this game and how do you play it? *bats eyes* Anyone care to make this a little more interesting?



Thank you lovely. I shall. May need to go get some more olives.

Goodness you're evil.

Given your newfound free day, try not to let it get ahead of you. You need to use your powers for, well, not good exactly, but try not to take over...oh, who am I kidding.

Enjoy!

 

[Emerson40]

The perfect fuel or balm for teenage hormones. Although even today, what I like seems to ebb and flow with my mood and what's going on in my life.

That's how music, especially the stuff that resonates with us, works best.

It's always evolving with us as we grow and age as well, which is why we connect and identify with some different music when we are older, that would have our younger selves probably saying "uh... what?!?" if they heard it.

I recently found a quote that kind of applies here. (Even if it doesn't, it's a pretty cool quote.)

Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.
~Alex Clay Hutchings​

 

[OTCurve]

I recently found a quote that kind of applies here. (Even if it doesn't, it's a pretty cool quote.)

Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.
~Alex Clay Hutchings​

That is a great quote, thanks.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Happy Father's Day!

Clearly there is something to this that I don't understand.

Well it is supposed to be 110 here today. A late summer heat wave. A large body of water is in order today.

 

[OTCurve]

Well it is Father's Day here. I'm currently out purchasing bacon, avocado, tomatoes, mushrooms and freshly baked Turkish bread to cook a feast for the father of my children.

It's a balmy 19degreesC at 7am which is a big step up from the 3c we have been dealing with lately.

That certainly sounds yummy enough.

Hmm, your Father's Day is different from the US, you have more deadly animals than citizens it seems and you (and the rest of the world) use Celsius. I don't get why people hate difference, those differences just make you more interesting, not that you need help. Have a lovely day!

p.s. Just found this, seems you've got issues like we do...sigh.

https://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2017/08/28/abolish-fathers-day/

 

[Saucyminx]

The way Michael Fassbender say "Slowly" is rather breathtaking.

 

[Saucyminx]

Now I'm going to have to search for it...

Watching Shame. It's right in the beginning, and he has an extremely nice ass too. Not to mention a big dick. I'm not sure what the movie's about. I keep getting distracted.

 

[Miles Long]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/200.gif#0-grid1

 

[pplwatching]

Ain't that a shame.


Couldn't resist editing to add that they have aged well, except for the fact that they are missing Bun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsa3DUnWPPk