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Rainshine said:
Well it is Father's Day here. I'm currently out purchasing bacon, avocado, tomatoes, mushrooms and freshly baked Turkish bread to cook a feast for the father of my children.

It's a balmy 19degreesC at 7am which is a big step up from the 3c we have been dealing with lately.
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I'm a dumb American and I don't speak that Celsius language. But I do think 3 is rather chilly. 19 seems kind of nice I believe. But what do I know, I still have to stop to think about how many ounces in a gallon.
 
Saucyminx said:
Watching Shame. It's right in the beginning, and he has an extremely nice ass too. Not to mention a big dick. I'm not sure what the movie's about. I keep getting distracted.
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You know, in spite of all of the studies, men and women really aren't that different.
 
Rainshine said:
I'm checking Netflix as we speak. :D
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I wouldn't suggest sitting through the whole thing. It was long, and depressing, however the first. . . say. . . half an hour, with all the nudity, and banging was entertaining. My heavens, that man is dreamy.

HumasWanderingWeiner said:
You know, in spite of all of the studies, men and women really aren't that different.
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I may not be the best representation of the female psyche. I grew up in a house filled to the brim with men so my perspective is a bit skewed, and probably explains why I cuss like a sailor.

I've had several men tell me I should have been a man. I would have had to have been a drag queen though, as I love lingerie, big hair, high heels, and getting my nails did. ;)

pplwatching said:
Such a great player and so down to earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmvV-_oXLa4

Says he stole everything he knows :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBw8untWlOo
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Every time Cheap Trick comes on the radio, my children have to sit through performance art, I'm not happy with just singing along. They usually jump in and sing back up.
 
Saucyminx said:
I wouldn't suggest sitting through the whole thing. It was long, and depressing, however the first. . . say. . . half an hour, with all the nudity, and banging was entertaining. My heavens, that man is dreamy.


I may not be the best representation of the female psyche. I grew up in a house filled to the brim with men so my perspective is a bit skewed, and probably explains why I cuss like a sailor.

I've had several men tell me I should have been a man. I would have had to have been a drag queen though, as I love lingerie, big hair, high heels, and getting my nails did. ;)


Every time Cheap Trick comes on the radio, my children have to sit through performance art, I'm not happy with just singing along. They usually jump in and sing back up.
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I believe it impossible to not sing along to certain songs. Cheap trick and Steve Miller songs come to mind. Tiny Dancer is one as well, just watch Almost Famous for evidence.

Being a guy has its drawbacks and it's virtues. Peeing while standing up is one of the main virtues
 
Saucyminx said:
I may not be the best representation of the female psyche. I grew up in a house filled to the brim with men so my perspective is a bit skewed, and probably explains why I cuss like a sailor.

I've had several men tell me I should have been a man. I would have had to have been a drag queen though, as I love lingerie, big hair, high heels, and getting my nails did. ;)

Every time Cheap Trick comes on the radio, my children have to sit through performance art, I'm not happy with just singing along. They usually jump in and sing back up.
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You sound like a heck of a gal :) You seem to have your priorities strait.
 
To PSA or not to PSA, that is the question.

Hmmm getting a lot of random PM traffic lately. Not sure what's up with that.
 
Saucyminx said:
Hmmm getting a lot of random PM traffic lately. Not sure what's up with that.
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"You posted yer bewbs" PMs or random PMs? One seeme to be like PowerBait round here.

I had my PSA checked last week, but even as manly as you claim to be I'm sure we're talking about different things ;)
 
Rainshine said:
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My dentist told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why he said, "Because I'm trying to check your teeth."

Only dentist joke I know. I don't even know who came up with it.
 
Rainshine said:
Oh! Ha! I remember when they used to be on the TV.

What are you PSAing about?! The fact that it's Tits out Tuesday??
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Rainshine said:
It snowed here yesterday. Apparently it's Spring. It never snows where I live.

Oh for BBQ weather.
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Tits Out Tuesday (Get 'em out) is and always will be a classic song. Thanks for the mammaries!

Amen to BBQ weather and boo snow.
 
Rainshine said:
Oh! Ha! I remember when they used to be on the TV.

What are you PSAing about?! The fact that it's Tits out Tuesday??
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Well since it's now customary to out predators on the board, I am considering outing one because people should be warned. I was asked to stay out of it last time, so I did. Was actually asked to stay out of it this time too, but taking into account recent events, I may not be inclined to do so. Still deciding.

It's still Mope around Monday here. :eek:

And I can't figure out how to queue up fucking Netflix on tv because the boy minx has it routed through his laptop somehow and I can't figure out how he has the laptop connected to the TV. It's all very complicated.
 
Saucyminx said:
Well since it's now customary to out predators on the board, I am considering outing one because people should be warned. I was asked to stay out of it last time, so I did. Was actually asked to stay out of it this time too, but taking into account recent events, I may not be inclined to do so. Still deciding.

It's still Mope around Monday here. :eek:

And I can't figure out how to queue up fucking Netflix on tv because the boy minx has it routed through his laptop somehow and I can't figure out how he has the laptop connected to the TV. It's all very complicated.
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Mope around Monday sounds a lot like Tuck Yo Dick Thursday.

Rainshine said:
It's really considered improper to get ones tits out at ones place of employment. At least at mine, anyway. How dull.

You'll have to get yours out instead.
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Why do you work for such fucking puritans?
 
Rainshine said:
It's really considered improper to get ones tits out at ones place of employment. At least at mine, anyway. How dull.

You'll have to get yours out instead.
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HR is universally funny about that--unless of course one works in a strip joint. *nods sagely*
 
Rainshine said:
Aaah. Well... up to you lady, but maybe the higher ground is the better place to be standing in the long run? I'm not sure. :heart:
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You are probably correct, oh gorgeous one, as usual.
One of these days though, straight to the moon. :D
 
HumasWanderingWeiner said:
That made me laugh!

Doctor: pull your pants down and face away

Me: I'm afraid you'll have to buy me a drink first doc.

I actually said this to a doc once. He didn't find it that funny.
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On my 50th birthday, I had a doctor's appointment for a checkup on my sugar. My doctor, pretty female, looked at my chart and said, "hey, you know what time it is?" Me: Um, no? Her: It's prostrate exam time. Me: For real? Do I have to? Her: I'm afraid so. Me: But I don't wanna. Her: Too bad. Me: Come on Doc, for real!?! Her: drop your drawers. Me: Gesh Doc. As she began sliding her fingers in, she said "happy birthday". Me: thanks Doc.

True story.:eek:
 
haha_on_me said:
On my 50th birthday, I had a doctor's appointment for a checkup on my sugar. My doctor, pretty female, looked at my chart and said, "hey, you know what time it is?" Me: Um, no? Her: It's prostrate exam time. Me: For real? Do I have to? Her: I'm afraid so. Me: But I don't wanna. Her: Too bad. Me: Come on Doc, for real!?! Her: drop your drawers. Me: Gesh Doc. As she began sliding her fingers in, she said "happy birthday". Me: thanks Doc.

True story.:eek:
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Nice story. Did you tell her you are making weekly appointments from now on?
 
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