Bored and horney at work

[DarkHorseWinner]

You men with your office supply fetish....

There is only the need for office supply when there is office demand...

I've very discretely relieved frustrations in the office before, but set it as a reward instead of a distraction. I have had a mistaken rep as a "nice and clean" guy - I'm curious montrealgirl how you've managed to keep your officemates so thoroughly in the dark?

 

[montrealgirl]

I have had a mistaken rep as a "nice and clean" guy - I'm curious montrealgirl how you've managed to keep your officemates so thoroughly in the dark?

I have a very "good girl" look about me...I don't think anyone would ever suspect what is really behind those eyes...not just at work, but even friends...

I also take my job very seriously (although you probably wouldn't believe it from my post above...lol!) I work hard, put in extra hours...I'm kind of a keener but not in the annoying all-my-coworkers-want-to-throw-me-off-a-bridge kind of way

My ex always said that when I'm in bed and turned on I have a totally different look...like I am a different person...so, I may not exude sex everywhere I go, but I do when & where it is needed most

 

[SensualMale]

I have a very "good girl" look about me...I don't think anyone would ever suspect what is really behind those eyes...not just at work, but even friends...

I also take my job very seriously (although you probably wouldn't believe it from my post above...lol!) I work hard, put in extra hours...I'm kind of a keener but not in the annoying all-my-coworkers-want-to-throw-me-off-a-bridge kind of way

My ex always said that when I'm in bed and turned on I have a totally different look...like I am a different person...so, I may not exude sex everywhere I go, but I do when & where it is needed most

Hmmm... Now I know

 

[SensualMale]

And yes, I'm horny almost all day everyday!

 

[DarkHorseWinner]

My ex always said that when I'm in bed and turned on I have a totally different look...like I am a different person...so, I may not exude sex everywhere I go, but I do when & where it is needed most

Hmmm... sounds like your body has a sexual lightswitch - the real fun must be in finding it... nah, the real fun is *after* it's been found. Can you offer some clues as to where it might be hidden, or is fumbling around in the dark acceptable?

 

[montrealgirl]

Hmmm... sounds like your body has a sexual lightswitch - the real fun must be in finding it... nah, the real fun is *after* it's been found. Can you offer some clues as to where it might be hidden, or is fumbling around in the dark acceptable?

I would have to say that it is much more enjoyable to let someone fumble around and try to get everything working right...They'll usually get there, and best of all, on the way we may both find extra switches I didn't even know I had...

 

[SensualMale]

I would have to say that it is much more enjoyable to let someone fumble around and try to get everything working right...They'll usually get there, and best of all, on the way we may both find extra switches I didn't even know I had...

I might even find a button or three that I would like to press and play with while the lights go on

 

[wantitneeditNOW]

Hi sensual

I might even find a button or three that I would like to press and play with while the lights go on

I'm sittin here all hot, wet and lonely and I know for SURE that I have more than a few things that you could press and play with...lights on OR off!

 

[DarkHorseWinner]

I would have to say that it is much more enjoyable to let someone fumble around and try to get everything working right...They'll usually get there, and best of all, on the way we may both find extra switches I didn't even know I had...

...like a penchant for highlighters?

...or how Morcheeba's anthology can be shuffled into a great soundtrack for sex?

Ya have to play to fumble - are you game?

-DarkHorse

 

[SensualMale]

I'm sittin here all hot, wet and lonely and I know for SURE that I have more than a few things that you could press and play with...lights on OR off!

Oh, hi there delicious lady Damn, I thought I found a few buttons there in the dark! Didn't realize you were pushing them onto me on one, on the other Finger tip on the third Good evening

 

[montrealgirl]

...like a penchant for highlighters? lol

...or how Morcheeba's anthology can be shuffled into a great soundtrack for sex? ohh...how true, even better with a little Portishead & Massive Attack mixed in....*sigh*

Ya have to play to fumble - are you game? I like games, but don't like rules so much...
-DarkHorse

You are the same DHW that PMed a few days ago I believe....hmmm...persistent....hmmmm

 

[DarkHorseWinner]

You are the same DHW that PMed a few days ago I believe....hmmm...persistent....hmmmm

Persistent, intrigued, semi-literate, sexually adept...

There are more adjectives in my personnel file - these are just a small random sampling. Drop me a note if you'd like to swap some more adjectives (and, you know, verbs so that it can actually *do* something).

-DarkHorse

 

[montrealgirl]

Persistent, intrigued, semi-literate, sexually adept...

There are more adjectives in my personnel file - these are just a small random sampling. Drop me a note if you'd like to swap some more adjectives (and, you know, verbs so that it can actually *do* something).

-DarkHorse

Semi-literate! I'm sold!

 

[muntlike]

MontrealGirl...love the avatar.. You have very pretty eyes.

Munt!

 

[montrealgirl]

MontrealGirl...love the avatar.. You have very pretty eyes.

Munt!

Thanks, that is really nice of you to say, and in a public forum no less...I really appreciate that

 

[muntlike]

THank you. idn't mean to be too forward. New here. Trying to keep other Canadians happy!

 

[DarkHorseWinner]

Semi-literate! I'm sold!

...not to mention borderline-sarcastic, well-organized and hyphenated.

-DarkHorse

 

[NNJ LAZ]

Sex in the office

Lord knows this is normal to think about. Weather you like your job or not, your there 8 hours plus a day with people who are there for the same reason; to make a living. You are "forced" to work together because that is the nature of work. To accomplish what you are being paid to do. And even in the most enjoyable professions, it is human nature to day dream and fantasize about your co workers. Me being a normal red blooded American male, I do it on a daily basis. It sucks though, as I am a supervisor where I work and I would never dare initiate anything for the obvious reasons. But damn, that little red head in the corner office, my receptionist who has always been hot and seems to get hotter as she gets older, and some of those older machine operators in my manufacturing facility.......JEEZ! Hey, any Jersey girls wanna role play in real life? I see a position opening!

 

[conquen]

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I'm in my early fourties and sometimes I feel like I have the labido of a teen. I am forever getting horny as hell at work. There have been a few times where I've had to relieve myself in the bathroom.
When I was 18 I took a job in a factory for a couple of months. There was an area where there were pallets of flat cardboard boxes stacked to the ceiling, about 5 or 6 rows deep and 20 rows wide. I would climb up on the pallets and make my way to the back where I was out of sight where I would pull my cock out and crank one out. My heart would be pounding with fear of getting caught which made my orgasm that much more intense. Ahhh the good old days.

 

[bholderman]

I'm sure I'm not alone, but I'm curious how many other people get bored, and then horny, at work.

it's like a daily thing for me, if I get to slow at work, my mind wanders....I think that's how I ended up here. Is this just a guy phenomena? Anyone want to talk about it?

Lucky

Daily, unfortunately.

Cheers,
Brad

 

[SensualMale]

I'm sittin here all hot, wet and lonely and I know for SURE that I have more than a few things that you could press and play with...lights on OR off!

Where did you disappear?

 

[Lucky13muse]

still bored, still horny. Anyone else?

 

[nyrjmk]

bored and horny at work

still bored, still horny. Anyone else?

 

[Lucky13muse]

sucks dosen't it? Or i guess, dosen't suck....

bored and horny at work

 

[Lucky13muse]

bumpty...

Still horny at work....

Anyone else?