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[ozme52]

*walks over to the desk, leans far over and peeks*

Gotcha! and a smooche and a sluuurrrrp!

 

[ozme52]

Dancing around in just my high heels, waiting for some action to begin, I wouldn't want to have to start by myself!

We're in Orwell's office. Jump on in!

 

[ozme52]

sometimes.. But the SCA is huge, right?

Absotively milady. Huntington Beach, where does that put you? In Caid, but not Angels. Lyondemere?

 

[Alley Cat]

Absotively milady. Huntington Beach, where does that put you? In Caid, but not Angels. Lyondemere?

here you go, asking the newbie things she doesn't know! lol.. I will find all this out tomorrow morning at my "first" war.

I will be sure to report back to you, Monday Night.

 

[Ukin]

Ich kenne Deutsch, ein bischen.
Meine vater war ein Duesseldorfer.
Wie geht es Ihnen heute?
Die biblioteche ist gerade aus, dann links!

Heh

Meine Gott in Himmel..wie habe noch zwie menschen das kannst Deutsch! Tolle ist das.

Oz,,ich war auch im Dusseldorf bei der Militar..und im Deutschland for 13 jahr...ich habe eine tochter und sohn, beide sind Deutche..und ich habe einer Grosskinde auch...

 

[Ukin]

will you suck my cock?

Nooo..as if I would be that bold hahahaha...it means:

Will you F**k me lol

cock is pimmel in German
Bumsen is a polite word for ficken

 

[Alley Cat]

i knew it was something like that.

 

[Ukin]

i knew it was something like that.

Don't take me too serious though love..I am just a fool..a fool who loves thruppenny bits..and legs..and butts..dammit..I just love women

 

[Alley Cat]

Don't take me too serious though love..I am just a fool..a fool who loves thruppenny bits..and legs..and butts..dammit..I just love women

women are beautiful! whats not to love..
Wait.

Don't answer that.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hey Orwell, need help with that belt hon?

 

[ozme52]

Raises that eyebrow again and turns, leaving them to their play.

You were busy, besides it was only a one nighter,
I mean one liner!

 

[Ukin]

women are beautiful! whats not to love..
Wait.

Don't answer that.

Hahaha...Nope...I agree with you dear lady..they are beautiful..sincere..expensive...hahaha.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

You were busy, besides it was only a one nighter,
I mean one liner!

Oops! *blushing*
You weren't supposed to see that... You'll notice I changed what I said?


*Cherrie makes note to self to think about it before she posts because *some* people are just too quick for her own good!*

 

[Ukin]

*Cherrie makes note to self to think about it before she posts because *some* people are just too quick for her own good!*

And Cherrie likes it slow..not quick

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

And Cherrie likes it slow..not quick

That my dear Ukin would depend on your definition of "it"!!!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Is it orgy time?

So what is going on? We having an orgy or what?

 

[ozme52]

Oops! *blushing*
You weren't supposed to see that... You'll notice I changed what I said?


*Cherrie makes note to self to think about it before she posts because *some* people are just too quick for her own good!*

Hahahahahahahaha! oh, wait!

What if she thinks I'm fast at everything??

LMAO Cherrie, before I saw my next post I scrolled through the pages 4 times to see where I had left off before I figured it out. HEY, that means I'm a bit slow! See Cherrie, I'm slow and take my time!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hahahahahahahaha! oh, wait!

What if she thinks I'm fast at everything??

LMAO Cherrie, before I saw my next post I scrolled through the pages 4 times to see where I had left off before I figured it out. HEY, that means I'm a bit slow! See Cherrie, I'm slow and take my time!

And boy oh boy is that a redeeming factor!! LMAO

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

And for those of us non-Duetch sprecken people, here is the Alta Vista translation of what the hell these guys were talking about earlier!

Ich kenne Deutsch, ein bischen.
Meine vater war ein Duesseldorfer.
Wie geht es Ihnen heute?
Die biblioteche ist gerade aus, dann links!

I know German, a bischen. My father was a Duesseldorfer. How are you today? The biblioteche is straight out, then left!

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Meine Gott in Himmel..wie habe noch zwie menschen das kannst Deutsch! Tolle ist das.

Oz,,ich war auch im Dusseldorf bei der Militar..und im Deutschland for 13 jahr...ich habe eine tochter und sohn, beide sind Deutche..und ich habe einer Grosskinde auch...

My God in Himmel..wie has still zwie humans that can German! Mad one is that. Oz, I was also in the Dusseldorf with the Militar..und in Germany for 13 year... I has a daughter and a son, both is Deutche..und I has large child also...

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Camels?

Eenie meenie miny moe
Catch a Lit-girl, by the toe,
If she hollers, you're a schmoe
If she likes it, don't let 'er go

Hahahahahahaha!!! I just saw this!

That wouldn't be the toe test you were telling me about the other night, now would it?

 

[Ukin]

And for those of us non-Duetch sprecken people, here is the Alta Vista translation of what the hell these guys were talking about earlier!

Ich kenne Deutsch, ein bischen.
Meine vater war ein Duesseldorfer.
Wie geht es Ihnen heute?
Die biblioteche ist gerade aus, dann links!

I know German, a bischen. My father was a Duesseldorfer. How are you today? The biblioteche is straight out, then left!

******************************************************

Meine Gott in Himmel..wie habe noch zwie menschen das kannst Deutsch! Tolle ist das.

Oz,,ich war auch im Dusseldorf bei der Militar..und im Deutschland for 13 jahr...ich habe eine tochter und sohn, beide sind Deutche..und ich habe einer Grosskinde auch...

My God in Himmel..wie has still zwie humans that can German! Mad one is that. Oz, I was also in the Dusseldorf with the Militar..und in Germany for 13 year... I has a daughter and a son, both is Deutche..und I has large child also...

OMG Cherrie! Not too bad..but Grossekind is actually Grandchild..and he isn't large ..bless him..he is 2 on Saturday

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Is this the German branch?

Guess we have a German branch to the Cali directory.

Well, weiners and saurkraut (that's my total German) to you guys, so there.
<just kidding of course>

 

[ozme52]

And for those of us non-Duetch sprecken people, here is the Alta Vista translation of what the hell these guys were talking about earlier!

Ich kenne Deutsch, ein bischen.
Meine vater war ein Duesseldorfer.
Wie geht es Ihnen heute?
Die biblioteche ist gerade aus, dann links!

I know German, a bischen. My father was a Duesseldorfer. How are you today? The biblioteche is straight out, then left!

******************************************************

Meine Gott in Himmel..wie habe noch zwie menschen das kannst Deutsch! Tolle ist das.

Oz,,ich war auch im Dusseldorf bei der Militar..und im Deutschland for 13 jahr...ich habe eine tochter und sohn, beide sind Deutche..und ich habe einer Grosskinde auch...

My God in Himmel..wie has still zwie humans that can German! Mad one is that. Oz, I was also in the Dusseldorf with the Military..und in Germany for 13 years... I has a daughter and a son, both is Deutche..und I has large child also...

and to finish it off.

ein bischen = a little bit
biblioteche = library
Himmel = heaven
wie = mispelled we
zwei = two, but there are really drei
drei = three
kannst = understand as in speak a language
grosskinde = large child or maybe grandchild


God bless Alta Vista but it wasn't good german so it wasn't a great translation.....

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Camels?

Hahahahahahaha!!! I just saw this!

That wouldn't be the toe test you were telling me about the other night, now would it?

No, that was entirely different.

Say how many Lit-girls like to be tickled between the big toes?

Visualize that before you answer.......

 

[Ukin]

Re: Is this the German branch?

Guess we have a German branch to the Cali directory.

Well, weiners and saurkraut (that's my total German) to you guys, so there.
<just kidding of course>

Lance..meine liebe...never forget..We haff vays of making ze frauleins happy

One hour before I depart to collect the Harley