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[Lance Hardrock]

YOU?

Guess who has the afternoon off?

EJ, are you putting me on? <wink wink>

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: YOU?

EJ, are you putting me on? <wink wink>

Nope..no afternoon classes today..so I'm at home.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

cool

That's cool, baby. I sure hope you're wearing what your av is showing as well.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: YOU?

Nope..no afternoon classes today..so I'm at home.

Let's meet! I can finally get your necklace to you! Call me!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: cool

That's cool, baby. I sure hope you're wearing what your av is showing as well.

Hmmm yeah Lance..I sit around naked at the computer...go ahead and believe that if you want to..

Sorry..but I'm still very much in my clothes..very teacherish..

See?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: YOU?

Let's meet! I can finally get your necklace to you! Call me!

Dang Cherrie..I can't..One of the reasons I'm home is because I have to some major phone calling to my son's college and then to him..and blah blah blah..

 

[Ukin]

I turn onto Lit...look for the Cali thread..still at work, having 5 minutes of solitude..I get to the Thread..and what do I spy? EJ's wonderful Thruppenny bits...ohhh...it has made my day..and if it is "Fuck Friday".....anyone want an old man for a few hours/days/nights?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I won't go there

Hmmm yeah Lance..I sit around naked at the computer...go ahead and believe that if you want to..

Sorry..but I'm still very much in my clothes..very teacherish..

See?

Yea, I see just how swell you look. If I were a student in your class, I'd never get any work done. I'd just stare at your legs all day long.

btw, I often sit at my computer naked at home, but I won't go into details about that

 

[enjoyingitall]

I turn onto Lit...look for the Cali thread..still at work, having 5 minutes of solitude..I get to the Thread..and what do I spy? EJ's wonderful Thruppenny bits...ohhh...it has made my day..and if it is "Fuck Friday".....anyone want an old man for a few hours/days/nights?

Hey Ukin..glad I could help out with making your day, hon.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: I won't go there

Yea, I see just how swell you look. If I were a student in your class, I'd never get any work done. I'd just stare at your legs all day long.

btw, I often sit at my computer naked at home, but I won't go into details about that

LOL..don't think I've ever been told I look "swell" hmmm..

Somehow, it's doesn't surprise me at all that you sit naked at your computer.....

 

[Lance Hardrock]

A chance to help Lance

I'm lousy at this sort of thing, so here is a chance to help Lance.

I have a group of dwarves who are in a trapeze circus act. I need a name. They are all dwarves. That's the important point (hmm, could be called midgits if that works better).

I need a catchy, funny name for a flying trapeze group of dwarves.

<and yes, I know they're called people of short stature these days, but give me a break. This is a circus act.>

Post the name, or PM me or email, whatever.

I might use it in my upcoming story, "The Case of the Dead Stiff."

The lucky winner gets a mention in the credits. (sorry, you weren't expecting money, were you? )

No hurry, but the sooner the better.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU?

Dang Cherrie..I can't..One of the reasons I'm home is because I have to some major phone calling to my son's college and then to him..and blah blah blah..

*sigh*

Ok... I guess I really will toss it in the mail then...


Lance: The Flying Widgets

 

[Lance Hardrock]

That could work

*sigh*

Ok... I guess I really will toss it in the mail then...


Lance: The Flying Widgets

Hmmmm, that could work, but keep trying everyone.

I told you, I'd be happy to provide a place half way for you two ladies

 

[ozme52]

I swear you guys! What's wrong with plain ole English? LMAO

Hope you're all having fun today..

Guess who has the afternoon off?

Excellent mood here today..

Hey Baaaaaby,
How about you and me go somewhere private and bump uglies together!

<<===English per EJ's request!!

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: YOU?

Nope..no afternoon classes today..so I'm at home.

And where is home? In Paradise?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I dont know

Hey Baaaaaby,
How about you and me go somewhere private and bump uglies together!

<<===English per EJ's request!!

I dont know about you Ozme, but EJ ain't got nothing ugly on her. She is beauty personified.

Im just trying to score browie points with her

 

[ozme52]

Re: I won't go there

btw, I often sit at my computer naked at home, but I won't go into details about that

Ewwww, I'm glad I'm not your service rep when it comes time to clean some sticky goo out of your keyboard.........

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hey Baaaaaby,
How about you and me go somewhere private and bump uglies together!

<<===English per EJ's request!!

LMAO now there's a phrase I haven't heard in years...It's English, I'll give you that.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: YOU?

And where is home? In Paradise?

Yes, paradise but some people insist on just calling it San Diego.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: I dont know

I dont know about you Ozme, but EJ ain't got nothing ugly on her. She is beauty personified.

Im just trying to score browie points with her

LOL Lance..points awarded hon.

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU?

*sigh*

Ok... I guess I really will toss it in the mail then...


Lance: The Flying Widgets

Oh I PM'ed mine. They were definitely un-PC

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Pretty much outta here

I'm going home shortly. Sad to say I'll be out of touch with you litmates until Monday.

Good news is that I'll be seeing Carlos Santana tomorrow at the Hollywood Bowl.

I might have another 1.5 hours unless the wife can get off early

 

[ozme52]

Re: I dont know

I dont know about you Ozme, but EJ ain't got nothing ugly on her. She is beauty personified.

Im just trying to score brownie points with her

Obviously an asskisser (and I mean that in only a friendly way) if you're trying to score brownie points.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Only of the ladies

Obviously an asskisser (and I mean that in only a friendly way) if you're trying to score brownie points.

Oh so true. I love kissing ass.... FEMALE Ass that is.

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU?

Yes, paradise but some people insist on just calling it San Diego.

Oh..... That's nice....

and here I'm thinking Paradise California, just a 30 minute drive.