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[enjoyingitall]

Just practicing EJ.

Always did my homework! I like being teacher's pet!!

Want to test me?

Nothing a teacher likes better than having a prepared student.

Now...about that test..I think perhaps it should be an oral presentation.

 

[enjoyingitall]

OMG LANCE!!!!!!!!!!

That av is kinda creepy.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

No offense intended Lance, but the new av is hideous!

Bring back the sexy man av!

 

[ozme52]

And this is the kitty!

Funny, not what I was hoping to see!

I was anticipating the "euph," not the feline!

 

[Missy52]

ROFLMAO Lance,

I think its hilarious, fits the time of the year Me thinks I need to get some more av pages to check out !!!
I guess it shows us that we're never to OLD !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

It's Halloween

Now now boys and girls, I spent all morning sweet talking lispcum into doing this for me. I'm going to leave it up for now.

Besides, having two women go down on me has always been a big fantasy of mine. sure hope I don't have to wait as long as that fella did


And Greeneyes, you almost gave me a heart attack. I was soooooooooooo hoping to see "your" personal kitty. But the playboy bunny is nice too.

 

[ozme52]

Nothing a teacher likes better than having a prepared student.

Now...about that test..I think perhaps it should be an oral presentation.

Multiple choice question:

Should an oral exam be

a)68 - I'll do you, you can owe me one!
b)69 - We do each other.
c)77 - We do each other but we get ate (sic) more!

 

[ozme52]

OMG LANCE!!!!!!!!!!

That av is kinda creepy.

Yeah man. It aint even Halloween yet and you're getting a skull job!

 

[enjoyingitall]

LOL Lance, if you like it, then by all means, use it.

But...but...but.....how much pleasure can ya get from dead chicks ?
Think about it..

 

[enjoyingitall]

Multiple choice question:

Should an oral exam be

a)68 - I'll do you, you can owe me one!
b)69 - We do each other.
c)77 - We do each other but we get ate (sic) more!

C

 

[Ukin]

LOL Lance, if you like it, then by all means, use it.

But...but...but.....how much pleasure can ya get from dead chicks ?
Think about it..

Plenty!! They don't moan, nag, spend money!!

 

[ozme52]

No offense intended Lance, but the new av is hideous!

Bring back the sexy man av!

And Lance,

Don't forget. Even though it's sometimes called a "boner" it's not a bone. Skeletons don't come with that part.

<<=== thinking I'm doing WAY too much to help Lance with the ladies.

On the other hand. Keep it. Be a man! Don't let 'em talk you out of it..........

 

[enjoyingitall]

Plenty!! They don't moan, nag, spend money!!

That is just wrong, on so many levels.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

That's a good point

well, my scouts are out looking for another Halloween themed av. So maybe I'll have a new one shortly.

And you do make a good point. Necrophilia has been a dead subject with me forever.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: That's a good point

well, my scouts are out looking for another Halloween themed av. So maybe I'll have a new one shortly.

And you do make a good point. Necrophilia has been a dead subject with me foreve.

LOL Lance...good pun.

 

[Ukin]

That is just wrong, on so many levels.

Sorry

 

[ozme52]

C

Good choice EJ. My personal favorite.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

bawl

Pout, I wanna an oral exam too. Give me one, teacher. Please.

 

[ozme52]

Plenty!! They don't moan, nag, spend money!!

That's a bit raw Ukin.

Plus I like the moaning!!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Good choice EJ. My personal favorite.

Then you get an A+

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: bawl

Pout, I wanna an oral exam too. Give me one, teacher. Please.

Sorry, Lance, I don't do dead guys.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Here Teacher

I got this just for you, Teacher EJ.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Sorry

You should be.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Here Teacher

I got this just for you, Teacher EJ.

Damn..for some reason, I was just so sure that was gonna be cock.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

How about ass?

Will this do?

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