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[Orwell84]

Watcha Orwell...is that Seattle? lol

I think CES is in Vegas, and the adult movie industry tends to be one of the big sponsors, and promoters...

 

[Ukin]

I think CES is in Vegas, and the adult movie industry tends to be one of the big sponsors, and promoters...

I was on about the city that never slept...you know..Tom Hanks..ferget it lol

 

[Orwell84]

I was on about the city that never slept...you know..Tom Hanks..ferget it lol

I get it now, Ukin. Too subtle for me. I think that was Mr. Hanks and Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle, right?

 

[Ukin]

I get it now, Ukin. Too subtle for me. I think that was Mr. Hanks and Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle, right?

You got it mate...

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I'd take you Ukin

Swing on down here someday, Ukin and we'll go to Vegas. We can stop in Victorville and pick up my bro-in-law and his Superglide (is that what the big police Harley is called?) and my nephew on his Heritage Splittail. Of course, I'll have to ride on the back of one of your bikes, as my pocketbook doesn't have 30,000 in it to buy a nice Harley.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Not yet, it can't be. I haven't even started shopping!!!!

OH ! Do not EVEN go there! *lol*

 

[Ukin]

Re: I'd take you Ukin

Swing on down here someday, Ukin and we'll go to Vegas. We can stop in Victorville and pick up my bro-in-law and his Superglide (is that what the big police Harley is called?) and my nephew on his Heritage Splittail. Of course, I'll have to ride on the back of one of your bikes, as my pocketbook doesn't have 30,000 in it to buy a nice Harley.

Lance..I will take you up on that mate..seriously, I will.

Mine cost $15,000..okay, it's going to cost me another $5-6000 to have it customized up...but a NEW Sportser is only $7,000 or $8,000

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Halloween/Christmas

I forgot all about this until Cherrie's comment.

Last night when we were out buying some candy, I noticed that 95% of all the candy (every company) was wrapped for Christmas. All of them were in reds and greens and had little Christmas trees, etc. Very few bags (and I mean from any candy company, not just one of them) had the oranges, blacks and witches that you expect for Halloween.

Why?

Well, that's obvious, what doesn't sell for today is all ready to go for Christmas. Anything to make a buck. And of course, the Christmas season is already upon us. I expect within 5 more years, they'll be hawking Christmas stuff on the 4th of July.


that's my little rant for this time of year

I'll go back to being lecherous now.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Just one thing

Lance..I will take you up on that mate..seriously, I will.

If you do take me up on that offer, please zip up your pants. I wouldn't want my wife to run off with such a big stud as you.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Just one thing

If you do take me up on that offer, please zip up your pants. I wouldn't want my wife to run off with such a big stud as you.

hahahaha..I promise to keep my pants done up! If I wear any..it will be warm enough for only wearing chaps ...or I will wear the tight leather pants

 

[Orwell84]

Lance, I don't know if you have Costco down there, but up here their Xmas stuff started arriving LAST MONTH. Gee whiz!!!

Okay, I'm with you. Let's get back to the lechrous stuff.

Cherrie, don't read this because I would not want to force you to go where you really do not want to go. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

 

[ozme52]

Thanks..it's just the cropped version of this costume...

Lovely EJ.

My preference for you and all the ladys would be to outfit you all in Gates of Hell. A nice little medieval number, which when properly worn, can be quite titillating.

Sorry, I tried to find a picture.

AC? do you have one?

Imagine if you will, a long floor length dress, more or less straight lines from shoulder to hip and then to floor. A close fitting collar at the neck, covering the shoulder and leaving the arms bare.

Oh yes, the "armholes" reach from the shoulder to mid-hip. All open from both sides.

Preferrably (preferred by me) worn without an underdress.

Makes me randy just thinking about some of the fine women who have modelled just such a dress for me in the past.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Yes we do

I have a costco about 4 blocks from my house. And yes, they have had tons of Christmas stuff already.

And Ukin, if you want to ride bare-ass, I gotta warn you about my relatives.


Ozman, that is not the gates of hell I'm used to. Go to BDSM thread to see what is the gates of hell.

 

[Orwell84]

For a minute there all this Gates of Hell dialogue had me thinking I had accidentally entered a Justice Department website.

 

[ozme52]

I was on about the city that never slept...you know..Tom Hanks..ferget it lol

Hahahahahahahaha! Ummmmmm, good one Ukin,

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm lost....what are the gates of hell?


Thanks, orwell and oz about the av.

 

[Ukin]

I'm lost....what are the gates of hell?


Thanks, orwell and oz about the av.

The ones that lock me out from reaching your divine body, your wonderous mind..your beauty....your body..they are........"THE GATES OF HELL"

 

[ozme52]

Re: I'd take you Ukin

Swing on down here someday, Ukin and we'll go to Vegas. We can stop in Victorville and pick up my bro-in-law and his Superglide (is that what the big police Harley is called?) and my nephew on his Heritage Splittail. Of course, I'll have to ride on the back of one of your bikes, as my pocketbook doesn't have 30,000 in it to buy a nice Harley.

Heh! Two boys on bikes. That won't attract any attention. You'll be fine as long as the Diablos, Angels, or Satans don't see you. (All prominent southern californian.......er.... clubs.)

 

[enjoyingitall]

The ones that lock me out from reaching your divine body, your wonderous mind..your beauty....your body..they are........"THE GATES OF HELL"

Oh........those????? LOL

Really though, what are y'all talking about?

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: I'd take you Ukin

Heh! Two boys on bikes. That won't attract any attention. You'll be fine as long as the Diablos, Angels, or Satans don't see you. (All prominent southern californian.......er.... clubs.)

Hey..He will be on the Softail...not on my LowRider lol..although..I do have a Bitch Bar..so it might suit him LMAO

 

[Ukin]

Oh........those????? LOL

Really though, what are y'all talking about?

You are American and you ask a Brit? I have no idea..but it led me in just right

 

[enjoyingitall]

You are American and you ask a Brit? I have no idea..but it led me in just right

Oh well, I assume it has something to do with BDSM per lance's post....just a phrase I hadn't heard before...not surprising though.

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Just one thing

hahahaha..I promise to keep my pants done up! If I wear any..it will be warm enough for only wearing chaps ...or I will wear the tight leather pants

LMFAO, this I've got to see. Lance and Ukin, sharing a hog.

 

[Orwell84]

I'm lost....what are the gates of hell?


Thanks, orwell and oz about the av.

I can't help you with this one EJ because I'don't know either. That's why I tried humor above to disguise my ignorance.

 

[ozme52]

I'm lost....what are the gates of hell?

A dress worn in the middle ages. Description above.