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Re: Re: Re: A vegetarian

Ukin said:
Misssssssy...happy Friday to you...can we have sex now? Please?

Happy Friday to you as well ((((((Ukin))))))) :). You keep that thought in mind hun, sounds very interesting, But I wont make any promises ok? I dont like hurting or disappointing anyones feelings........And your just to sweet luv !!!
:rose: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: A vegetarian

Missy52 said:
Happy Friday to you as well ((((((Ukin))))))) :). You keep that thought in mind hun, sounds very interesting, But I wont make any promises ok? I dont like hurting or disappointing anyones feelings........And your just to sweet luv !!!
:rose: :kiss:

What a nice way to say.."Get lost You Old Perverted Englishman" ;):kiss: :kiss:
 
Oh baby

Missy52 said:
Well Sweet Lance, If she isn't, I sure am I have always love an
extra Juicy Tube Steak !!:p :kiss: :catgrin: :devil:

Missy honey, do I EVER have a juicy tube steak for you.


:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: Oh baby

Lance Hardrock said:
Missy honey, do I EVER have a juicy tube steak for you.


:kiss: :heart: :kiss:

You Dirty Old Man..and a Horny one at that!! Good for you mate lol
 
NOT OLD

I'll agree with most of what you said, but Ukin, I'm not old. No way. Well, old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again. :D
 
Re: Oh baby

Lance Hardrock said:
Missy honey, do I EVER have a juicy tube steak for you.


:kiss: :heart: :kiss:

I think you're gonna hafta unwrap it first Lance,

My poor fella is still kinda scared...


There there, come on out. See nothing to be scared of. :nana:
 
OH the MM look

Greeneyes, your new av looks great. I'd say that's Marilyn Monroe, but it's probably Madonna. :D


Osman, you want me to unwrap my tube steak for you? Hmmmmm, let's talk. ;)


Missy, you can chow down anytime you want.
 
Re: OH the MM look

Lance Hardrock said:
Greeneyes, your new av looks great. I'd say that's Marilyn Monroe, but it's probably Madonna. :D


Osman, you want me to unwrap my tube steak for you? Hmmmmm, let's talk. ;)


Missy, you can chow down anytime you want.

Are you talking to me Lanse?

Don't do it for me, do it for your poor willy!
LMAO

Hey, it's not my place to say.... Whatever chokes your rabbit! :p
 
GreenEyedGodess said:
I'll have to agree with Missy, my vegetarian days are over, give me a tube steak any day!:devil:

:kiss:

So you've totally given up the cukes and bananas? :nana:

:rose:
 
Re: NOT OLD

Lance Hardrock said:
I'll agree with most of what you said, but Ukin, I'm not old. No way. Well, old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again. :D

And you being young pisses me off hahaha
 
ozme52 said:
So you've totally given up the cukes and bananas? :nana:

:rose:

Let me rephrase that, I'm an omnivore, meat and veggies make a person healthy!

Lance, it's Marilyn Monroe, she's my idol! Madonna can't compete with Marilyn, because Marilyn was a real woman, she had a heart!
:kiss:
 
Re: Re: NOT OLD

Ukin said:
And you being young pisses me off hahaha

Don't worry about it Ukin mate, I think his willy will fall off long before you and I are still using ours. :cool:




.............on the ladies, on the ladies.
 
Alley Cat said:
wah wah wah.

My pussy hurts...

teehee

Let kiss it better...after I have, of course, spanked it a little bit..just to make sure it REALLY needs kissing better :)
 
My willy is doing just fine

Ozman, don't worry about my willy. He's doing just fine.

Greeneyes, I hope that your omnivore diet includes tube steak.

Alley Cat, I have a cure for pussy pain.

Where are EJ, Cherrie, and Missy this afternoon?
 
i hate credit card thingies that come in the mail...

"New customer introductary rate!"

uh huh. What fucking ever.

I feel kinda pissy.

I am having a movie night at my house tonight.

Anyone want to come? :)
 
Sure

Let me bring some movies and I'll guarantee you that you will CUM a dozen times or more.

God, I'm so fucking horny today :p
 
GreenEyedGodess said:
Let me rephrase that, I'm an omnivore, meat and veggies make a person healthy!

I'm glad to hear that GEG, that you like it all! :p

:rose:
 
Re: Sure

Lance Hardrock said:
Let me bring some movies and I'll guarantee you that you will CUM a dozen times or more.

God, I'm so fucking horny today :p
um.

oi vey.

my roomates are friends with my bf. :)
 
Alley Cat said:

I am having a movie night at my house tonight.

Anyone want to come? :)

Yeah, but I've got to ask, again with the last second invitations. Or are you only interested in "southerners?"

:D

:rose:
 
im impulsive! so kill me. :p


Anyhoos. I am interested in anyone who can act civilized in my home, while maintaining impure thoughts in their minds. :)

and anyone who wants something to do. I suppose
 
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