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[1stTwistedSistr]

There's those sheep again!

Hola amigas and amigos!

 

[Alley Cat]

Gooooooood morning.. (errr.. afternoon)

 

[Ukin]

good morning sexy Cali guy , lol I need I need I need too .. soo??

Sooo indeed wench..sooooo indeed

Let me get you over my knees...rip of your panties...and warm that soft ass of yours

 

[Ukin]

Hi Oz,Cherrie and AC...and of course the succulent Dream..hope you all have a wonderful Saturday..whatever you are doing

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hi Oz,Cherrie and AC...and of course the succulent Dream..hope you all have a wonderful Saturday..whatever you are doing

And I wanna know how cum you aren't out riding that bike! *lol*

 

[Ukin]

And I wanna know how cum you aren't out riding that bike! *lol*

It has just been serviced and I am just having a cup of tea and toast..and then I am off out on it Making hay whilst the sun still shines..for soon, the wet is gonna start falling.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

It has just been serviced and I am just having a cup of tea and toast..and then I am off out on it Making hay whilst the sun still shines..for soon, the wet is gonna start falling.

The wet is going to start falling ...where and from whom? <weg>

 

[red_lynn]

Hi Everyone. I just popped in to see who was here. I'm waiting for my son t wake up from his nap so I can take him to his birthday party. He's three today.

Speaking of, here he comes and he's really looking forward to his party. Gotta run.

 

[ozme52]

Boobscan


Here's one for you Ozman!

Interesting but it didn't "bake my cookies." I guess I don't go for tits squashed against glass. I'm more of a "hands on" type of guy.

 

[ozme52]

Gooooooood morning.. (errr.. afternoon)

The following announcement should be read with all the good humor intended.

Hi, AC. You bloodthirsty bitch!!!!!
<<---fell into a trap last night I did. Now I've got puncture marks and a hankering myself.
Look at me now, what have you done!!!

 

[ericviking69]

From me to you?

The wet is going to start falling ...where and from whom? <weg>

How about a little wetness falling from me to you?

 

[ozme52]

Give this a try....... if you dare!


Mwahahaha!!

 

[Ukin]

The wet is going to start falling ...where and from whom? <weg>

Give me and my tongue a few hours and the wet will be from you *grin*

 

[ozme52]

Did ya take the hog out Ukin?

Go anywhere special?
See anyone special?

There are rules you know, if you're gonna own a Harley!!

 

[Ukin]

Did ya take the hog out Ukin?

Go anywhere special?
See anyone special?

There are rules you know, if you're gonna own a Harley!!

Yes
No
No
*chuckle*

Just a nice ride out into the country..amongst the grape vines..just beautiful mate.

 

[ozme52]

Yes
No
No
*chuckle*

Just a nice ride out into the country..amongst the grape vines..just beautiful mate.

but no mate-ing, sad, how sad.

 

[Ukin]

but no mate-ing, sad, how sad.

Aye...tis sad....no mate, mate...one day though, I know that someone will come along

 

[Ukin]

THE hunt is on — for the world’s longest WILLY.

Bosses at the Guinness Book of Records have decided to include a new category after receiving a flood of requests from well-endowed men.

Many sent in photos of their manhood — and the longest so far stands at an amazing 16 inches.

The rules state that entries must be photographed and measured both erect and floppy.

An average of the two lengths is then taken to arrive at the final figure. The measuring must be carried out by a doctor and with two independent witnesses present.

A spokesman said: “We have a world record for the largest breasts, so we thought that in the name of equality it was about time we had a record for the longest penis.”

The above is a story from and English newspaper on-line that I read daily....the girls will be drooling !!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

OMG!!!

No way! Really?

WooooHoooo! Yes!

That the response you were hoping for Ukin?

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: From me to you?

How about a little wetness falling from me to you?

Hmmm... sounds like an offer I can't refuse!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Give me and my tongue a few hours and the wet will be from you *grin*

Wow!



Two in one night!




Does it get any better than this?

 

[ozme52]

THE hunt is on — for the world’s longest WILLY.

Bosses at the Guinness Book of Records have decided to include a new category after receiving a flood of requests from well-endowed men.

Many sent in photos of their manhood — and the longest so far stands at an amazing 16 inches.

The rules state that entries must be photographed and measured both erect and floppy.

An average of the two lengths is then taken to arrive at the final figure. The measuring must be carried out by a doctor and with two independent witnesses present.

A spokesman said: “We have a world record for the largest breasts, so we thought that in the name of equality it was about time we had a record for the longest penis.”

The above is a story from and English newspaper on-line that I read daily....the girls will be drooling !!

Oh, mines much bigger.

Of course, it used to be an elephants trunk. I had a transplant after a horrible accident.

It's nice and supple and prehensile too. It even sucks!
Only problem is at dinner time.
It tends to steal dinner rolls from off the table.
I wouldn't mind but after 3 or 4 times,
I just can't bare getting another roll stuffed up my arse!

 

[Nigel]

Oh, mines much bigger.

Of course, it used to be an elephants trunk. I had a transplant after a horrible accident.

It's nice and supple and prehensile too. It even sucks!
Only problem is at dinner time.
It tends to steal dinner rolls from off the table.
I wouldn't mind but after 3 or 4 times,
I just can't bare getting another roll stuffed up my arse!

I bet it's a bitch at parties when someone asks you to pass the peanuts.....

 

[Missy52]

Well Gang, It's Midnight. thought I'd say G'night to ya, cya soon have a good night ............

 

[Kewltoy]

Checking in...

Just letting you all know I'm still alive. Life is VERY hectic for me right now though...so I haven't had much 'net time. Hope all is well!