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[greybeard]

Somehow I don't trust this rule... lol. Oh and careful waving that thing around over there <-------- you could poke someone's eye out. Besides I haven't seen one in ages I might go into shock
ty Orwell I guess I will have to see what I can do.

don't fall for the "rules" bit...........it's just a ruse to get that peek........congrats on the big 100.............

greybeard

 

[Orwell84]

You mean you'd really like to know that I splash hot water on my balls...cover them with scented foam...take the razor..and gently sweep up and down my balls...then around the edge of my cock?

OKAY LADIES, EXCUSE ME JUST A SECOND WHILE UKIN AND I ENGAGE IN SOME "MAN TALK."












Ukin' I have actually done this, and mind you, I'm not a clutz, but I invariably end up cutting myself. Is that a problem for you too?

 

[ozme52]

Hola Cherrie. It's late Friday afternoon, or early evening, but I missed the fireworks freference? I'm confused. How are you today.

Sugah's 100th post-day!

 

[sugarkisses]

don't fall for the "rules" bit...........it's just a ruse to get that peek........congrats on the big 100.............

greybeard

hehe ty gb

 

[sugarkisses]

Ok I'm hungry after all this big celebrating here. Anyone want to come bring me a pizza here? lol

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh it was ice cream

Ok..68... I know that line.

69...obvious


but 77?????

It's like 69 but you get 8/ate more!

 

[Orwell84]

A good day. I slapped down three passive-agressives at the work place.

I'm about to log off.

Gonna git me sum countree muzik lissening dun tanite!

Y'all have a hum dinger of a time now, y'hear...

 

[ozme52]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Sugah

ty Oz... and nahh I just tried a couple pics and they are too big lol.

Send 'em to me, I can size them down for you.

 

[greybeard]

OKAY LADIES, EXCUSE ME JUST A SECOND WHILE UKIN AND I ENGAGE IN SOME "MAN TALK."












Ukin' I have actually done this, and mind you, I'm not a clutz, but I invariably end up cutting myself. Is that a problem for you too?

the trick here is to have someone help you.......preferably one who has some experience at shaving those really sensitive areas........I bet Lance could help..........

greybeard

 

[Orwell84]

Sugah's 100th post-day!

Of course. I guess I confuse really, really easy.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh it was ice cream

It's like 69 but you get 8/ate more!

ahhhhhhhh.....okies....

I think I like that one then.

 

[Orwell84]

Ok I'm hungry after all this big celebrating here. Anyone want to come bring me a pizza here? lol

Sure Sugar, what's for dessert?

 

[ozme52]

TTFN

 

[enjoyingitall]

LOL....here's a rule for y'all........


If you didn't grow up in the south, you aren't allowed to use phrases like git me sum or y'hear......

 

[greybeard]

LOL....here's a rule for y'all........


If you didn't grow up in the south, you aren't allowed to use phrases like git me sum or y'hear......

if it works for y'all, I'll have to git me sum......y'hear?.............

greybeard

 

[Orwell84]

the trick here is to have someone help you.......preferably one who has some experience at shaving those really sensitive areas........I bet Lance could help..........

greybeard

I'm not sure I want a man to help, and after all the media accounts of angry ladies trying to turn us men folk into eunuchs, I'm not sure I'd let a lady near that area with a razor. I guess I'll just have to carefully fend for myself.

 

[enjoyingitall]

if it works for y'all, I'll have to git me sum......y'hear?.............

greybeard

southern california doesn't count...

 

[sugarkisses]

Sure Sugar, what's for dessert?

I have no dessert... they ate the cake at work today lol. And I won't have dinner unless I go get something. Sometimes I hate thinking about it so I just eat cereal lol. It's a night thing for me. What about you?

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

TTFN

TTFN to you too!

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm not sure I want a man to help, and after all the media accounts of angry ladies trying to turn us men folk into eunuchs, I'm not sure I'd let a lady near that area with a razor. I guess I'll just have to carefully fend for myself.

Ukin hasn't answered you......so I can tell you this much...lots and lots and lots of cream or foam or gel......at least that's what works for my husband.

 

[Orwell84]

LOL....here's a rule for y'all........


If you didn't grow up in the south, you aren't allowed to use phrases like git me sum or y'hear......

Does living in the south constitute an exception. Remember, I have lived in Georgia and Alabama.

 

[MarkM42]

LOL....here's a rule for y'all........


If you didn't grow up in the south, you aren't allowed to use phrases like git me sum or y'hear......

Y'all mean I don't have to git all gussied up?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Does living in the south constitute an exception. Remember, I have lived in Georgia and Alabama.

Depends.....when you try a fake southern accent do you smile and laugh when you're doing it?

 

[Orwell84]

I have no dessert... they ate the cake at work today lol. And I won't have dinner unless I go get something. Sometimes I hate thinking about it so I just eat cereal lol. It's a night thing for me. What about you?

I generally keep my fridg reasonably well stocked, and I'm a capable cook, so I tend to eat real food.

As to dessert, I'm sure we could cum up with something...

 

[Orwell84]

Ukin hasn't answered you......so I can tell you this much...lots and lots and lots of cream or foam or gel......at least that's what works for my husband.

Thanks EJ. Maybe I scared Ukin off.

Ukin, I wasn't trying to put a move on you, honest. I'm not that kind of guy! It's safe to come back in here....