California Directory

[honeylick]

...Anyone wanna wrap em for me? now can kick back and enjoy the sunshine

try this:
- remove receipt
- roll bag with merchandise inside tightly into a ball
- secure with tape and a ribbon
- place under tree

 

[honeylick]

Sounds like a winner to me (as long as you leave the strap-on at home, unless you can figure out a way to do DP with it).

If this was the Oklahoma Directory instead of Cali, a "strap-on" would be referred to as something you tie your deer to the hood with.

but since it is cali... we all have a few toys by the bed and vast experience using them all...

 

[GLBDLT]

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[DrHike]

Numbers?

but since it is cali... we all have a few toys by the bed and vast experience using them all...

Since it is masturbation Monday I'd like to get an idea of how many toys (of a sexual nature, humans and animals excluded) everyone has. Winner gets a package of batteries.

 

[honeylick]

Re: Numbers?

Since it is masturbation Monday I'd like to get an idea of how many toys (of a sexual nature, humans and animals excluded) everyone has. Winner gets a package of batteries.

i have a modest selection:
-anal beads
-butt plug
-ben wa balls

but they are no match for the small soft fingers of my hand... better to lick off afterwards anyway...

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Sounds like a winner to me (as long as you leave the strap-on at home, unless you can figure out a way to do DP with it).

If this was the Oklahoma Directory instead of Cali, a "strap-on" would be referred to as something you tie your deer to the hood with.

Ok, I'm prolly gonna feel like a dipshit for asking but what is DP?

 

[DrHike]

Re: Re: Numbers?

i have a modest selection:
-anal beads
-butt plug
-ben wa balls

but they are no match for the small soft fingers of my hand... better to lick off afterwards anyway...

Obviously in good hands, the fingers never run out of juice (so to speak)...never understood the anal beads thing.

Never purchased or received any toys for my own pleasure but have three vibrators and a couple of dildos for the lady's enjoyment. Like to use a couple of each on her as a follow-up to a full body erotic massage.

Cherrie try double penetration (DP)

 

[GLBDLT]

Re: Re: Re: Numbers?

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[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: Numbers?

...never understood the anal beads thing...

an acquired taste...

most people dont take the time to really enjoy anal stimulation... most men would have a new appreciation of it if they gave it some time and consideration... it really does make climaxes more intense...

 

[GLBDLT]

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[DrHike]

DP

Or diet pepsi if it comes up in a discussion around the Xmas table with the grandparents.

 

[DrHike]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Numbers?

an acquired taste...

most people dont take the time to really enjoy anal stimulation... most men would have a new appreciation of it if they gave it some time and consideration... it really does make climaxes more intense...

Honey - I'm willing to take the time to learn if I have a talented and willing instructor. Sometimes I'm a slow learner and have to go over the same thing again and again, but practice makes perfect.

 

[GLBDLT]

Re: DP

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[SexyChele]

Hmmm...did some one mention toys? One of my favorite topics....

Lessee, to date:

3 dildos (one double headed and one for DP)
2 vibes (one on batteries, one electric)
2 sets anal beads (one jelly, one strung with string)
1 probe (either anal or vaginal)
2 sets nipple clamps
clit clamp
clit clip
Wharburton wheel
Speculum
Medium butt plug
Large vibrating butt plug
Vibrating egg
Suede flogger
Rubber flogger (spaghetti-like falls)
Riding crop
Slapper
Wrist and ankle restraints

I think that's it.....oh, and rope. Can't forget the rope. And the clothespins - do those count?

 

[Ukin]

Hmmm...did some one mention toys? One of my favorite topics....

Lessee, to date:

3 dildos (one double headed and one for DP)
2 vibes (one on batteries, one electric)
2 sets anal beads (one jelly, one strung with string)
1 probe (either anal or vaginal)
2 sets nipple clamps
clit clamp
clit clip
Wharburton wheel
Speculum
Medium butt plug
Large vibrating butt plug
Vibrating egg
Suede flogger
Rubber flogger (spaghetti-like falls)
Riding crop
Slapper
Wrist and ankle restraints

I think that's it.....oh, and rope. Can't forget the rope. And the clothespins - do those count?

Chelle? You sound like my kinda gal....

 

[DrHike]

Gotta ask

My kind of woman. It'd take a truckload just to move your toys.
Now I've gotta ask, "What's a Wharburton wheel"?

See this isn't only for stimulation its also educational

 

[DrHike]

I'm going to exclude rope and clothes pins because Cherrie will want credit for each pool ball and cue and Honey will want to count each of her fingers. Soooo...the new leader in the clubhouse with 22 items of pleasure (and/or pain) is SexyChele taking Masturbation Monday to a new high!

 

[Ukin]

Re: Gotta ask

My kind of woman. It'd take a truckload just to move your toys.
Now I've gotta ask, "What's a Wharburton wheel"?

See this isn't only for stimulation its also educational

Dr..I have no idea...but hell, the rest are fun toys.....

 

[honeylick]

I'm going to exclude rope and clothes pins because Cherrie will want credit for each pool ball and cue and Honey will want to count each of her fingers. Soooo...the new leader in the clubhouse with 22 items of pleasure (and/or pain) is SexyChele taking Masturbation Monday to a new high!

didnt add my nipple rings and clit hood barbell to the list... semi-permanent toys per se...

 

[Ukin]

didnt add my nipple rings and clit hood barbell to the list... semi-permanent toys per se...

I am really looking forward to TT now

 

[DrHike]

Barbells

didnt add my nipple rings and clit hood barbell to the list... semi-permanent toys per se...

I now have a whole new appreciation for Honey (and weightlifting). Let me know if you ever need a spotter.

 

[honeylick]

Re: Barbells

I now have a whole new appreciation for Honey (and weightlifting). Let me know if you ever need a spotter.

got the muscle for it?
-batting lashes-

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Re: Numbers?

Cherrie try double penetration (DP)

Told ya I was gonna end up feeling like a ds! *lol*

But.... yes, I can do that! Real flesh feels soooo much better than cyber-flesh though!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: DP

Or diet pepsi if it comes up in a discussion around the Xmas table with the grandparents.

LMAO!! Thanks I needed that!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: DP

Or Don periune - cant spell the damn thing

Are you talking about the champagne?

Dom Perignon...... (i think!)

*lol*