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Good morning, everyone. Hope your holiday was a good one. I went shopping with a friend's 9-year-old for her birthday. It was a hoot. Had a great time seeing things through her eyes. :rose:
 
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1stTwistedSistr said:


I spent the day totally alone...:( I even stooped to eating a grilled cheese sandwich because there wasn't anything else in the house.....
:p Next year I'm throwing the party! :D

Cherrie's In :heart:

Damn...I BBQ'd up a mess o' steaks too...if I'd known I would have given you some!
 
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Ukin said:



Hahahaha Sis! If either a live one or a dead un drooped..I'd be lost...it's been that bloody long lass!

The beach trip was nice, a nice drive....the water looked a bit wild though and not many people on the beach..not even any nice ladies to lay, watch and ...well..dream about ;)

Ukin, you needn't worry... I think it's like riding a bicycle... Once you hop back on, it's like you never got off... :D
 
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Morning all! I dropped by work for a bit so I thought I would check out lit for a while.

Candy I love the AV!!!:p :p :p Can I have a lick? Please? A grope would be wonderful as well:devil:
 
Happy 5th

I sure hope everyone had a happy 4th of July. I had a blast. Great fireworks. Ahhh, just love those oral orgasms. Then we got out of bed ;)


More fireworks at MDR last night. First we had a cookout of hamburgers and hotdogs at my place. Carpooled over to the marina. What a zoo that was getting to our friend's beachfront apt. She had tons of food too, including my world famous Artichoke/spinach dip (yes, I can cook too) and then we settled down to watch the show over the water. Very impressive.

Great day.

Glad to see everyone up and about. Now, let's have a fifth. :D
 
sorry i know i'm a little late to jump in here, but here it is......... male 33 WAY out in the californis delta about 60miles south of Sac. and 60 miles east of San Fram.......... just the right place to be
 
To Late!

Hi There bubman,


Welcome to the Calif. List..........and BTW your never to Late !!!
 
Re: A fifth?

1stTwistedSistr said:
A fifth of what? :D

:kiss: Cherrie :kiss:


That depends Cherrie, I'm partial to Scotch myself, but we can make it a fifth of anything your heart desires.

:heart:
 
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lilrosie lips said:


Ukin, you needn't worry... I think it's like riding a bicycle... Once you hop back on, it's like you never got off... :D

But Lil...I don't wanna ride a bike:p :devil: Unless it's...nahhhh..forget it!
 
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1stTwistedSistr said:


I spent the day totally alone...:( I even stooped to eating a grilled cheese sandwich because there wasn't anything else in the house.....
:p Next year I'm throwing the party! :D

Cherrie's In :heart:

Sis...I am driving down South next year!!
 
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1stTwistedSistr said:



Well........ it does sound as if you had a nice drive! There is that! :)

Sorry there were no dropping birds for you to play with...

Maybe another day, huh?:D

Cherrie's In :heart:

Aye lass...maybe another day..maybe ;)
 
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Ukin said:


But Lil...I don't wanna ride a bike:p :devil: Unless it's...nahhhh..forget it!

Ukin honey.... it's not that you would be riding a bike... it's....

Nawwwwwh... never mind:p
 
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lilrosie lips said:


Ukin honey.... it's not that you would be riding a bike... it's....

Nawwwwwh... never mind:p

Oh Good..I don't want to ride a bike....I 'd like to ride a nice...damn..I can't say this on here can I? I can't really say that I want to get behind and ride...or can I? In fact...I don't really mind laying on my back and be ridden..not that I am a bike of course..just a nice position ;)
 
Hi Everyone!

Hey Ukin...
You ever feel like you're digging that hole deeper and deeper? *lol*
j/k :p :kiss:

Cherrie's In :heart:
 
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1stTwistedSistr said:
Hey Ukin...
You ever feel like you're digging that hole deeper and deeper? *lol*
j/k :p :kiss:

Cherrie's In :heart:

Hey Sis :p lol

I don't like holes to big *chuckling*...no sensation for me then! Still there is always something else to do to ensure...shit I am digging myself in deeper aren't I? I was going to mention my tongue...but I think it's best not to..just in case it gets taken the wrong way...and knowing you ladies on here..especially thee and Lil...it will :D :D :rose: :kiss:
 
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Ukin said:


Hey Sis :p lol

I don't like holes to big *chuckling*...no sensation for me then! Still there is always something else to do to ensure...shit I am digging myself in deeper aren't I? I was going to mention my tongue...but I think it's best not to..just in case it gets taken the wrong way...and knowing you ladies on here..especially thee and Lil...it will :D :D :rose: :kiss:

Who us???... never...

Ukin I for one can think of much better use's for your tongue to be put to than digging holes.... :p
 
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lilrosie lips said:


Who us???... never...

Ukin I for one can think of much better use's for your tongue to be put too than digging holes.... :p

YES..you two..all the bloody time, I say so many innocent things..and WHAM..you two misconstrue all the time...damn sassy wenches ;)

Oh Lil....I agree with you...Yes, I am shocked that I do...but I do.
Now then....I need to find somewhere to start :p
 
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Ukin said:


Hey Sis :p lol

I don't like holes to big *chuckling*...no sensation for me then! Still there is always something else to do to ensure...shit I am digging myself in deeper aren't I? I was going to mention my tongue...but I think it's best not to..just in case it gets taken the wrong way...and knowing you ladies on here..especially thee and Lil...it will :D :D :rose: :kiss:

And btw, I said deeper not wider! hahahahaha! Ain't nuttin' wrong with tongues, I have a really good one myself!

All that and a tease too~ What is this world cumming, er... coming to? *lol*

What's up with the plate covering up your naughty bits? I protest and call foul! *lol* I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours! *giggling*
 

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Ukin said:


YES..you two..all the bloody time, I say so many innocent things..and WHAM..you two misconstrue all the time...damn sassy wenches ;)

Oh Lil....I agree with you...Yes, I am shocked that I do...but I do.
Now then....I need to find somewhere to start :p

uh??? I think I got something wrong here... I always thought you ENJOYED sassy wenches teasing you??.... where did I go wrong??:confused:
 
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1stTwistedSistr said:


And btw, I said deeper not wider! hahahahaha! Ain't nuttin' wrong with tongues, I have a really good one myself!

All that and a tease too~ What is this world cumming, er... coming to? *lol*

What's up with the plate covering up your naughty bits? I protest and call foul! *lol* I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours! *giggling*

Omg...what a tongue...would love to see that "digging" LMAO

It's NOT foul...it's quite tasteful...OH you mean COVERING it up? sigh..I am getting horny...mean silly..shit..I mean... oh f**k..who cares what I mean.
Sis..I bet if I show mine...you will giggle and say "Damn foolish Brit, falling for that one" :p
 
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lilrosie lips said:


uh??? I think I got something wrong here... I always thought you ENJOYED sassy wenches teasing you??.... where did I go wrong??:confused:

Lil...you know you are a Nursie? Are you in the phsycology side of it?
Why the hell are you always right? Can you read my mind...do you know what I think before I even think it?

Chit....I see danger looming ahead of me....big danger..I had best make a new name..a new AV...new everything......hey..can they make new appendages yet? Can I have one of 6.5 inches...or 7?
 
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