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GLBDLT said:
LOL.....this ain't oil, my friend...
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enjoyingitall said:
OMG!! I do now! LMAO
For those who are puzzled, the entire Beverly Hillbillies theme goes:
Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed,
a poor mountaneer, barely kept his fam'ly fed.
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas Tea.
Well the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there!"
Said, "Californi' is the place you oughta be."
So they loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars.
Yes, I watched too much TV as a kid.....
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Nigel said:
Sooooooo..now you see why it was funnier to me than you might have thought.....
LOL
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Nigel said:Great....I need a shower now. Cold shower. Very cold.
Being single sucks sometimes. Or doesn't, really....which is one of the problems....
LOL Ok..I'm not saying nuttin else with sexual undertones.
Ukin had to leave..something about eating.
GLB had to leave to clean up.
Now, you gotta go take a cold shower.
I tell ya..!!
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Nigel said:Yes...it's all clear to me now.
Had I known...I dunno if I still would have done it.
Yeah....I would've.....
But your not knowing made it all the more funny!
When I read it, I thought ......omg....he's gonna get a laugh outta this one!
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GLBDLT said:
Maybe I should be the one to leave...then everyone might come back.
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Nigel said:And I did. I snorfed Diet Coke all over my monitor.
I hope you're happy.....
Yep..
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Ukin said:If I knew what it was...I'd let you know
I think dessert would be the final part...clit and cream...has a nice sound...don't you think?
We could just go on a CC diet....clit and cream for you...cock and cream for me. LMAO
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we so box ourselves in...........
we get this image in our head.........about who we are, and how we view ourselves............somehow we need to work beyond that......to see ourselves as we really are......not in relation to what we think others want to see........but who we really are........and find comfort in that........not easy, nor achievable in a short space of time..........but that is where it all comes around...........SK, those pics do as much for me as any.....there is this desire to know....to know more.....myself, I long to see your lips, to see that smile......it seems so clear in those pictures, and yet out of sight............it is all there if we persue it long enough...........
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sugarkisses said:EJ just meant I don't show it all like most men want to see.
we get this image in our head.........about who we are, and how we view ourselves............somehow we need to work beyond that......to see ourselves as we really are......not in relation to what we think others want to see........but who we really are........and find comfort in that........not easy, nor achievable in a short space of time..........but that is where it all comes around...........SK, those pics do as much for me as any.....there is this desire to know....to know more.....myself, I long to see your lips, to see that smile......it seems so clear in those pictures, and yet out of sight............it is all there if we persue it long enough...........
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Ukin said:
LMAO....won't that be a riot?
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Ukin said:
Nuh uh...not me......YOU can do the splainin'... I'll just sit back and lick my lips or something....
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Ukin said:Hahaha....okay...I guess I could do that...but let me lick your lips afterwards
Do I dare ask it?
Which lips?
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Ukin said:
Yep...dropped spoons...legs crossed....pick up spoon..legs uncrossed......repeat.....
