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Just a random though about the modern age....

You know what sucks about living in the year 2003?

You hardly ever....EVER...hear somebody cry, "Sieze them!!!!"

I will do it at least once before I die......

:)
 
Cherrie.....*hugs* to you, doll......

Ukin is right...your sig line....well....it works.
 
Re: Just a random though about the modern age....

Nigel said:
You know what sucks about living in the year 2003?

You hardly ever....EVER...hear somebody cry, "Sieze them!!!!"

I will do it at least once before I die......

:)

I've been on the other end of that exclamation and there's nothing that will make your sphincter tighten up faster than hearing that phrase directed at you. Good point though.
 
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DrHike said:
I've been on the other end of that exclamation and there's nothing that will make your sphincter tighten up faster than hearing that phrase directed at you. Good point though.

Someone actually directed that at you? Are you in SCA? Or was someone feeling a bit medieval that day?
 
Them? Dr. I too have been on the recieving end of a similar statement, and I almost agree with your statement about siezing sphincters... the only thing I've heard that will make it happen faster is hearing the pump of a double barrel shotgun behind you!

Wouldn't you agree? :D


Ty Nigel!
 
actualy.. I think in my case, it might loosen up the ole back door... time to get some new pants!! lol.
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Them? Dr. I too have been on the recieving end of a similar statement, and I almost agree with your statement about siezing sphincters... the only thing I've heard that will make it happen faster is hearing the pump of a double barrel shotgun behind you!

Wouldn't you agree? :D


Ty Nigel!

You're right Nigel it was in my Medieval past life, the cocking of the shotgun which I was going to mention also, was slightly more recent (as the husband came home). Either creates a non reversible effect on hard cock.
 
DrHike said:
You're right Nigel it was in my Medieval past life, the cocking of the shotgun which I was going to mention also, was slightly more recent (as the husband came home). Either creates a non reversible effect on hard cock.

Oh no! Not non-reversible! Anything but that! :D
 
Thank God

1stTwistedSistr said:
Oh no! Not non-reversible! Anything but that! :D

If the bedroom door hadn't been locked and the window open it might have been irreversible.
 
DrHike said:
You're right Nigel it was in my Medieval past life, the cocking of the shotgun which I was going to mention also, was slightly more recent (as the husband came home). Either creates a non reversible effect on hard cock.

Wait.....

Someone racked a shotgun and yelled "Sieze them!"??
 
Re: Thank God

DrHike said:
If the bedroom door hadn't been locked and the window open it might have been irreversible.

Well, thank God for locked doors and open windows!

Hi Sugar. :D We need to be perky... we're bringing the good Dr. down...
 
sugarkisses said:
Oooh now I'm hun And I'm cute lol.:rose:

Mind you, I've only seen pics of your leg. The rest of the picture is my imagination.... :)

I find you cute cuz of your posts. So there. :p

Apologies if I offended....didn't mean to....
 
Hi Cherrie. Not sure how perky I can be since I'm pretty well wiped out but I won't be depressed anymore today.:eek:
 
Re: Re: Thank God

1stTwistedSistr said:
Hi Sugar. :D We need to be perky... we're bringing the good Dr. down...

Thanks, Cherrie, get me in trouble with Sugar. What ever happened to patient/doctor confidentiality?
 
Nigel said:
Mind you, I've only seen pics of your leg. The rest of the picture is my imagination.... :)

I find you cute cuz of your posts. So there. :p

Apologies if I offended....didn't mean to....

No I wasn't offended at all. It takes alot for that to happen. And ty:)
 
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DrHike said:
Thanks, Cherrie, get me in trouble with Sugar. What ever happened to patient/doctor confidentiality?


OOps! I thought that was a one way street!! My bad! Sorry!
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Words to that affect... ayup!

Actually it was more like "Stop or I'll shoot!"

"Stop or I'll shoot!" is a lot different than "Sieeeeeze themmmm!!!" (preferably cried out in an echoey stone hall).

When I was tending bar, I was threatened with a gun. My security guys and the cops took good care of the fucktard that night. After work, I got drunk and freaked out.

My ass puckered too.....which, I think, is to help keep from soiling yourself from fear......
 
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