California Directory

honeylick said:
mornin you fine cali folks!

how is everyone?

Horny...now that I have seen your AV. What an absolute delight it would be to wake up...to see those eyes looking into mine.

As people on this thread know, I do use some English sayings, jargon...and those eyes are...to use a phrase I use...cock throbbing eyes.
 
Ukin said:
For you...it would be served in bed..on a silver platter..a long stem rose...a cup of English tea in a china cup...and then..well, I think you might now the after course...or is it the Inter course? ;)


I believe it would be the latter there.


What a sweeti sentiment there, ukin.. :)
 
enjoyingitall said:
I believe it would be the latter there.


What a sweeti sentiment there, ukin.. :)

I belive it would be the latter too...after all, you do need your vitamins don't you? :devil: :rose: :rose:
 
G'Morning (((((((everyone)))))),

I hope you all have a good eventifull MM day <wegs> Busy busy afternoon here.. will check in a bit later. have fun guys .muahhhhhhhhhhh:kiss: ;)
 
good afternoon

Hi Missy. It's always wonderful to see you around here.

EJ, you're fabulous as always. I just love your avs, old and new ones.

Ukin, you better take your vitamins if you want to keep up with these ladies. I took mine at lunch just now.

Well, hi to Cherrie, Oz, Orwell, GB, whoever is around today.
:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: good afternoon

Lance Hardrock said:
Hi Missy. It's always wonderful to see you around here.

EJ, you're fabulous as always. I just love your avs, old and new ones.

Ukin, you better take your vitamins if you want to keep up with these ladies. I took mine at lunch just now.

Well, hi to Cherrie, Oz, Orwell, GB, whoever is around today.
:kiss: :heart: :kiss:

hey up Lance me old mate...know what? I have never taken any vitamins in my life!
 
Re: Re: good afternoon

Ukin said:
hey up Lance me old mate...know what? I have never taken any vitamins in my life!

there's a lesson for us all.................

greybeard
 
hey Missy..hope all is well with you...have a good day, hon. :)

Lance..thanks hon. good to see you today.

Ukin...hmmm you've never needed to keep up with me...you might just need to rethink that no vitamin thingy.. :)
 
enjoyingitall said:
hey Missy..hope all is well with you...have a good day, hon. :)

Lance..thanks hon. good to see you today.

Ukin...hmmm you've never needed to keep up with me...you might just need to rethink that no vitamin thingy.. :)

My tongue needs no vitamins...I would receive sufficient from another source.....
 
Re: Vitamin E

Lance Hardrock said:
Well, I swear by Vitamin E. It DOES make you horny and I need that. ;)

Fuck..I had best not take any then had I?

I'd be shagging anything if I took those Vit E's:devil:
 
enjoyingitall said:
Ha Ha Ha..

Not likely, hon..I'm pretty good at endurance exercises. :)

you maybe are good at excercises sexpot...but this would be no excercise..but the real thing hahaha.

**Dammit...dropped my spoon**
 
Oh Ej...BTW...I have a present for you...a kind of a presentation..want me to email it to you?
 
MM

Nigel said:
Not as good a morning as greybeard did.

Nigel - if you don't start off the morning with a sexual act on Masturbation Monday, whose fault is that?:D
 
I'm getting all hot and bothered here

WOW, hearing EJ talk about endurance contests and wearing guys out, is making me all hot and my heart is beating real fast now. Gheesh, just hearing you two is working me up.

:p :p :p

gulping down more Vit E
 
Re: MM

DrHike said:
Nigel - if you don't start off the morning with a sexual act on Masturbation Monday, whose fault is that?:D

Mine for having a bit of a hangover.....

Don't worry, Doc....I'll make up for it tonite.... :D
 
Re: MM

DrHike said:
Nigel - if you don't start off the morning with a sexual act on Masturbation Monday, whose fault is that?:D


Oooh!! Oooh!! I know the answer to that one!!!
It's his fault!!!

:D

Hiya Dr.! :p
 
Back
Top