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Ummm lets see....

Big, Strong... able to bring women to heights of ectasy never before recorded in history...

How am I doing so far?:D
 
naughtygirl said:
lol Ukin baby, I appreciate the offer :kiss: ...but my phone time is already booked by a certain special someone...

Trust me to pick one that is taken hahahaha
 
sweet soft kiss said:
Ummm lets see....

Big, Strong... able to bring women to heights of ectasy never before recorded in history...

How am I doing so far?:D

SSK - I think you might have gotten your wires crossed....you just described ME!!! :D
 
Nigel said:
SSK - I think you might have gotten your wires crossed....you just described ME!!! :D

Oh Nigel honey... I think I might have found the key to success with you men around here ----------> :kiss:
 
sweet soft kiss said:
Oh Nigel honey... I think I might have found the key to success with you men around here ----------> :kiss:

True...follow any man's name in here with the words "The Wonder Shlong".....and you'll do famously....LOL

:D
 
Nigel said:
:D

Careful, hon....people will talk..... ;)

:D :kiss:

So you would prefer that I didnt talk about the fact that you give amazing phone?! or that you are incredibly sexy and about the sweetest man I have ever been lucky enough to know???!! oh......ok....Im shhhhhh shhhhhhing! :D :D
 
naughtygirl said:
So you would prefer that I didnt talk about the fact that you give amazing phone?! or that you are incredibly sexy and about the sweetest man I have ever been lucky enough to know???!! oh......ok....Im shhhhhh shhhhhhing! :D :D

:eek:

Your restraint is mind boggling, love....how do you DO that?? Must be a zen thing....:D:kiss::D
 
sweet soft kiss said:
do you REALLY think I could hurt you?... a woman named sweet soft kiss?...:p

'course I might just make you a bit tender....;)

Bite...squeeze....all fine by me ;)
 
naughtygirl said:
Restraint?! *PERK!!!!!*


:D :kiss:

Hmmmm...no leather cuffs, darling...will you settle for bandanas and silk ties??

Or maybe we should go shopping...... :D
 
if you'll allow me to highjack your outstandingly seductive thread for just one moment, i'm going to join my fellow californians for my 100th post, so's now i kin git an avatar.

*waving fingers in a twisted W*

PS: naughty girl is righteous.
 
sweet soft kiss said:
oh I promise it would all be worth it.... :devil:

That SSS..I have no doubt whatsoever.....just as long as you enjoy the use of tongue and fingers:devil:
 
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