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[enjoyingitall]

Hiya SSK.....nice alliteration there....lol

I think we've officially adopted your idea No one voiced an objection....so...it's a done deal.

Yep......I have the power to do that.....lmao

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Hahahaha EJ... I always knew you did...

 

[enjoyingitall]

LOL Well, I was viewing the post per person count on the reply thing on the main page and since I've somehow surpassed Ukin in the most posts on the thread.....I think I do!

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Thats quite an accomplishment EJ... Ukin is a talker isn't he?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Thats quite an accomplishment EJ... Ukin is a talker isn't he?

LOL now that's an understatement!

Yep..and he spreads his chatter all over the place, too..that's the only reason I'm higher than him here.I stick to only a few threads......lol

 

[sweet soft kiss]

LOL now that's an understatement!

Yep..and he spreads his chatter all over the place, too..that's the only reason I'm higher than him here.I stick to only a few threads......lol

LOL... he must be a net fisher... casting a WIDE Net...

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

EJ, How did you figure out that you'd posted more than Ukin?

 

[enjoyingitall]

EJ, How did you figure out that you'd posted more than Ukin?

On the main page of the playground, there is a column that says replies....if you click on the underlined number of replies for this thread, a window pops up and it lists everyone who has posted here and how many posts.

 

[Ukin]

Hey you bloody wenches..I do not scatter all over the place....only on my chest and stomach..oh wait...lemme read that lot again..ohhhhhhhhh fuck it...I got it all wrong.

I do like a chat...

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hey you bloody wenches..I do not scatter all over the place....only on my chest and stomach..oh wait...lemme read that lot again..ohhhhhhhhh fuck it...I got it all wrong.

I do like a chat...

hey sweetie...and we love your chat.

 

[Ukin]

Thrusting Thursdays? Mmmmm...quite a good name for it...it fits..we used to have MM, TT, WW, OT & FF...but MM,TT,WW, TT & FF has a better look to it.....and tomorrow is Fucking Friday...yayyyyyyyy

 

[Ukin]

hey sweetie...and we love your chat.

Hiya sexpot..I do like that AV....love those red lips....just perfik for my throbber

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

On the main page of the playground, there is a column that says replies....if you click on the underlined number of replies for this thread, a window pops up and it lists everyone who has posted here and how many posts.

Ok what's the trick... do I gotta hold my mouth a certain way or something? I'm not seeing any underlined replies number... There's a number for replies all right but it ain't underlined!

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

 

[sweet soft kiss]

FYI DB

your pm box is full cutie....

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Friday.... Friday.... Friday...!!!

Happy F'ing Friday to you all....

Huggs and 's

Heres hoping that Fucking Fridays extends to a Sexual Satiation Saturday and a Sensual Sensations Sunday

 

[Nigel]

Re: Friday.... Friday.... Friday...!!!

Happy F'ing Friday to you all....

Huggs and 's

Heres hoping that Fucking Fridays extends to a Sexual Satiation Saturday and a Sensual Sensations Sunday

Since Ukin isn't here yet, I'll speak for him.....

Alliterative wench, aren't you?

Good morning, SSK...and Cali! Have a great Fucking Friday!!

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Re: Re: Friday.... Friday.... Friday...!!!

Since Ukin isn't here yet, I'll speak for him.....

Alliterative wench, aren't you?

Good morning, SSK...and Cali! Have a great Fucking Friday!!

LOL... alliterative among other things --------->>>

 

[Nigel]

Re: Re: Re: Friday.... Friday.... Friday...!!!

LOL... alliterative among other things --------->>>

well...that goes without saying.....

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Everyone have a wonderful day... I am off... to work.. at least I do enjoy what I do... but there is just so much of it to enjoy.... LOL

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Good morning everyone!

Won't be able to be on much today... too much work! It's feast or famine I tell ya! *lol*


DBTK looks like you have a new admirer... *teehee*


Everyone have a Fantastic F***ing Friday!


Hugs and 's all around!


Cherrie

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Happy FF

Hola everyone. It's Fucking Friday, but we all knew that didn't we?
I've not had any fucking yet, but the day is young. LOL.

EJ, marvelous av. Your face has classic beauty and that red hair is to die for (or is that dye for? C'mon, do you color it?)

SSK. Congrats. You are now an official Californicator and even have a day named in your honor.

So we have:

MM = Masturbation Monday
TT = Titty Tuesday (Ukin's favorite holiday)
WW = Wicked Wednesday
ThTh = Thrusting Thursday (Way to go SSK)
FF = Fucking Friday


So what is Saturday and Sunday? Besides the days I'm not here.


Cherrie, don't despair, I too had trouble figuring out how to get the replies with underline to show up. I think you have to strip off all your clothes and dance naked in front of the computer.

I don't know if that will work, but it sure gets my mind to working overtime on the visual.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Just got this in an e-mail from a friend...

This had me ROTFLMSAzzzzO!!

NEW MEDICATIONS FOR WOMEN...

D A M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can
go to hell for up to 8 hours.

S T. M O M S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's
depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious
for up to six hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Highly effective suppository that
eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of
how awful they were as teenagers and
how you couldn't wait 'til they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full
cups swallowed before an evening out
increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and improves flirting.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause
dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment
of country western music.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by
controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

A N T I B O Y O T I C S
When administered to teenage girls, is
highly effective in improving grades,
freeing up phone lines, and reducing
money spent on make-up.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antiboyotic, for older women.
Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make
me want to be a better person... can we get
naked now?"

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to
shopping. Increases potency and duration of
spending spree.

EXTRA STRENGTH BUY-ONE-ALL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the
victim may even come home with a Donnie
Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

J A C K - A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who
can't remember your birthday, anniversary
or phone number.

A N T I -T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be
used on anyone too eager to share their
life stories with total strangers.

S E X C E D R I N
More effective than Excedrin in treating
the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache,"
syndrome.

R A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides
the same irritation as ragging on him all
weekend, saving the wife the time and
trouble of doing it herself.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I got it now

Go to your control panel and where you see Calif Dir, there is where the replies are underline. Click that and you will see that EJ is number one, followed closely by Ukin and Cherrie. I'm way down the list with 730 replies only.

 

[Dbtk44]

Re: FYI DB

your pm box is full cutie....

Hmmm...PMs from a stranger of the female persuasion..***** is good... *LOL*

Sorry about that! Got it cleaned out...

 

[Dbtk44]

Good morning everybody, happy F***ing friday!

Cherri, Lance, SSK, EJ, Nigel, Ukin ( jeez did I miss anybody?)...hope you're doing great today!