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[Lance Hardrock]

Im writing this one up

Ok you gals and guys, I'm writing up my fantasy league night at the ball park. You're really going to Laugh when I get done.

Hey EJ, may I drool over your av? Dayum girl, you're gorgeous.

Cherrie, so nice to see a smile in your AV.

And Ukin, if that is really you, then you should have no trouble flirting with the ladies at the ball park.

And, beer runs about 4.50 to 5.00 bucks now at the ball park. See why I prefer staying home?

 

[Ukin]

Re: Im writing this one up

Ok you gals and guys, I'm writing up my fantasy league night at the ball park. You're really going to Laugh when I get done.

Hey EJ, may I drool over your av? Dayum girl, you're gorgeous.

Cherrie, so nice to see a smile in your AV.

And Ukin, if that is really you, then you should have no trouble flirting with the ladies at the ball park.

And, beer runs about 4.50 to 5.00 bucks now at the ball park. See why I prefer staying home?

Lance..be sure I get a copy..I am in need of inspiration

Don't bother asking EJ for permission mate, I haven't and I have been drooling since I first saw her legs

That AV is really me fella...this summer too..and yes the price of beer is ludicrous..so is the queue (line) for that beer and then for the toilets (mens room)..I am sure half the crowd never saw the game..too busy eating, drinking, talking! I did have a look around and there were some nice ladies about..trouble was..all with big men!!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

baseball games

when we lived in KC (Kansas City) area my son (big sports nut) dragged me to several Royals games (baseball team in KC) and even to ONE football game. I love football (okay, I LIKE football), but baseball doesn't thrill me at all. I only went to see women walking around. Of course that pretty much is my reason to do anything. LOL.

I hated the lines (queues) and the restrooms? God, don't these men know how to aim?

I will probably just post the little tale right here on Cali dir and also on EJ's Daily Sex Diary thread so everyone can read it. It'll just be a fun little romp in the bleachers. And hey, it probably HAS happened to someone somewhere in this world. <not me, alas>


Oh, I know I don't have to ask EJ for drooling rights, but I always do. The ladies on LIT have so much class and I am in total appreciation of anything they care to share with us.

 

[Ukin]

Re: baseball games

Oh, I know I don't have to ask EJ for drooling rights, but I always do. The ladies on LIT have so much class and I am in total appreciation of anything they care to share with us.

So correct my friend..I was just trying to save my embarrassment for not asking her

They all have class and deserved the droolings of the "weaker" sex! I for one, shall drool away until I can no longer do so...and I hope that is not for many years to come

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: You just got to do it right

Hey E! Have I told you lately how much I enjoy your sense of humor?
I was laughing so hard I just about fell out of my chair!

Love the new AV too!

I fell off the face of the earth yesterday then yesterday evening I got three sms messages from Allan, and I'm back! He had been detained and was just released yesterday and was supposed to get his walking papers today sometime! Yay!!!

God! I love him so much... I can't wait!

Cherrie Allan

I'm soooooo excited for you and I can't imagine how good you must be feeling now! Happy hugs to you!!!

Glad you like my humor...it's nice to know others are on the same wave length as me! And thanks about the av, too.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Awww..Ukin and Lance..thanks to both of you.

Drool away..I've never been one to shy away from being drooled over...But you guys already knew that one!

 

[Ukin]

Awww..Ukin and Lance..thanks to both of you.

Drool away..I've never been one to shy away from being drooled over...But you guys already knew that one!

Yes Ma'am...we certainly did....but nice to know it's allowable

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I do need to express my joy....

Cherrie, I too am so happy that your Allan is on his way. I know it was a bit scary there (shades of the old gestapo?), but all is well now, it seems.

You deserve total happiness, my lovely lady.

 

[Ukin]

Re: hello...

hi all... its been awhile since i have popped over this way... so i wanted to say 'hi' from so cali...

And another strikingly attractive lady from the South...damn..I must move.

Any jobs down there?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

A Tale from a Place Called O - No. 7

Ordinarily, I post these in the Daily Sex Diary thread and will do so this time, but I wanted to post it here as well. It seems that poor Ukin, lately from that country where they play Cricket, has much to learn about our American Baseball.

Here is how I enjoy the game.

<oh btw, hello Kallima. Long time no see.>


Here is tale from the place called O.

No. 7

I remember a baseball game I attended once awhile back with my son. I'm generally not a big fan of attending games in person. The beer is cheaper at my house and the restroom certainly cleaner and closer to me, but my son wanted to go to the game. Once there, he went off with his friends to sit behind the dugout. I was left pretty high up in the bleachers nursing my $5.00 beer.

I sipped my beer and checked out the thin crowd. Baseball games are as a rule boring, but sexy young ladies are never boring. I spotted one such lady coming down the aisle next to my seat. She wore skimpy shorts and a halter top. The night was warm and muggy and her flesh gleamed with just a hint of sweat as she walked past me. My nostrils flared; this babe was hot. Her boobs seemed ready to fall out of her top as she took each step. When she passed me and continued on down, my eyes glued themselves to her posterior and oh what a posterior it was. She oozed sexuality with every wiggle.

Much to my amazement and sybaritic delight, she sat alone in an area of empty seats only a couple rows below me. I waited, paid some attention to the first inning. No hits, no runs, no errors, no score: a typical inning in baseball. No wonder the stands were essentially empty. Second inning was pretty much the same and still this foxy lady remained alone. I decided to move on down a bit closer. What the hell. I knew if I sat behind her, I'd have a pretty good look at her tits in that too tiny top of hers.

Second inning ended with three up, three down. Totally boring.

The third inning, someone got a hit. She stood up and clapped and I made my move. I sat behind her and one seat to the left. I had a perfect view as she sat back down.

Next batter drives a long one out to the fence. Runner advances. Fielder errs and drops the ball. Runner races home. The lady in front of me jumped up and clapped. She turned looking for someone to high-five and I was the only one around.

Eagerly my hand slapped hers and we both laughed. She smiled as the excitement settled down and I asked if I could join her. She agreed and I hopped the seat. At the same time, I flagged the Bud man and got us two more beers.

We watched the next couple innings, exchanging names and find out we both lived on the West side and even enjoyed the same Mexican restaurant. By the sixth inning with the score still 1 to 0 on the field, I dared to slip my arm around her shoulders and tagged first base.

"Oh thank you. It's getting a bit chilly don't you think?" she muttered and snuggled down closer to me. I nodded my head affirmative, although I found the weather to be very warm. Her nipples perked the halter top quite nicely only inches from my fingers. She gazed into my eyes and I thought I detected lust in them, but figured it was only my imagination.

Then we both heard it, that solid whack of a high fly ball over the fence. The stands erupted in a loud cheer as the ball sailed away on a home run. Again we jumped up and applauded. I found myself rounding second base as she turned and lightly kissed my lips. We stared at each other in a bit of surprise. I knew she was excited by the game and perhaps by me, but I didn't expect her lips to leave mine burning with her taste. She left no doubt in my mind as she grabbed me and planted a deep tongue lasher on me.

Startled, I returned the kiss and crushed her against me with my arms about her semi-bare back. She felt smooth and tender.

We broke the kiss and sat down, silent. Score 2 to 0 for the home team. My heart raced in excitement as I contemplated heading for third with this lady.

"I... I... don't know what came... over... me," she stammered. I interrupted her with a deep kiss and raced for third base, letting my hand cup her breast. She squirmed in her seat, but only to get closer.
I groped her and pinched her nipple through the material. She sighed and pushed her tit deeper into my hand.

She felt so good. Her breast was firm, yet soft and she smelled musky and warm. Her heart pounded against my hand while I let my kiss trace its way down her throat. My tongue trailed sweet wetness as I tasted the light saltiness of her skin.

Again she started to speak, "I don't do this... I don't... It's just so many things... I really shouldn't... I... I..." I planted my mouth over hers and she mumbled against my tongue. Then gave up and tried to swallow my tongue instead.

We didn't break this kiss until the announcer called for the Seventh inning stretch. I could see in her eyes that she was mine. She was more than ready for me. I spotted an empty area in the nose bleed section. In fact, the whole section was totally empty of people. I pointed up there and we both ran up the stairs.

Finally reaching the very top, we huddled together against the back wall. The height was dizzying, but not nearly as much as our lust made us feel. She slipped her shorts off while I undid my pants. She eyed my member and fondled it, licking her lips, but then turned and sat on me.

I slipped into her body like a hot knife through melted butter.

We were on our way to that magical place called O.

I don't remember the final score of the game, but I hit a major league grand slam with this beautiful lady of the ballpark.

 

[Ukin]

Re: A Tale from a Place Called O - No. 7

Ordinarily, I post these in the Daily Sex Diary thread and will do so this time, but I wanted to post it here as well. It seems that poor Ukin, lately from that country where they play Cricket, has much to learn about our American Baseball.

Here is how I enjoy the game.

<oh btw, hello Kallima. Long time no see.>

Lance...know that advert for Landrovers? Well...here is mine:

"Take me with you"

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Batter up

<flushed>

batter up!

sexy afternoon story lance...

Uh yea, my batter is up all right.


Thank you Ukin. Next time I go to the ball game, I'll pick you up. A couple handsome men like us should have no trouble getting a couple gals and having some fun in the bleachers.

 

[TURBOman]

Hmmm... a little about me?

Well, I just turned 20 about 2 weeks ago. I've lived in the same house since I was 6 months old (Full time student, so I still live at home).
I'm 6', 155lbs, tall, thin, brown hair and brown eyes.
I love my car. Hehe...
I work a lot, and I start school on Monday *BLECH*
I have a girlfriend of almost 3 months, and I love her dearly.
I'm simply looking to make friends and meet new people.
Other than that? I'm from NorCal (near Frisco), and I just like to have fun.
Oh yeah... this is kind of important/odd;
I'm a virgin. By choice. It's a choice both of religion, and of personal preference. I'm not ready to take the risk of having a child, nor contracting an STD, and at this point in my time, abstinence is the best choice in my opinion.

So... that's me. TURBOman. Any questions?

 

[Lady_Sam]

Peeking in once again. Just wanted to say hi to everyone.

 

[Missy52]

TGIF Guys !!

Hiya Gang,

Sorry to be so quiet this week, Just been a tad Busy... Business comes first ya know...

I just wanted to say Hi to you all and for everyone to have a Great Weekend. Stay Safe !!

Welcome to the Newbies.. Turboman, I respect your feelings hun, Hang on to your Beliefs. We're glad to have you on board hun..

Ukin, Im sorry you had a rotten time at the Baseball Game hun, Thats an all American Game, And one I love to go to in person. You just need someone special to go with .....Makes the Game a whole lot more fun <g>
I'm a Dodgers Fan, So Dodgers Stadium is the place I love over SF. Every Ballpark is a bit different ...
Well guess I'll quit rattlling on Luvya all.. Take care muahhhhh ...

 

[enjoyingitall]

Good Morning, everyone.

Hiya Missy..good to see you back. Hope you've had a good week.

Turbo....Welcome to the thread. Good luck with school and with your relationship.

Kallima & LadySam..good to see you both stopping in.

Ukin, Lance, Cherrie...hope you're all doing well today.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Lance says hi

Hey boys and gals from Cali. Good morning to one and all.

EJ, what's the story on you? You going to ditch us in favor of work on Monday <Lance pouts at missing dear EJ>

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

G'Morning Everyone! It's A Beautiful Day!!!

Oh it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood!!!

What a perfectly be-ut-i-ful day!

Kallima, Lady Sam~ Hello! Nice of you to stop by and say hello! Hope you're both having a great day!

TURBOman~ Have fun at school! Good luck with your gf, and great to see someone so at ease with your belief's ! More power to you hon!

Missy, Lance, E~ You guys have a really super weekend! Great to see you all! Dbtk says hello to all!

Cherrie dances around the room because she finally got to talk to Allan this morning!!!

Oh, gosh it's great to be in

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Big hugz and kissez to you

Cherrie, I'm so happy for you, but not nearly as happy as you seem to be. I'm so glad everything is working out.

Please have Allan visit us on the thread when he gets here (you can let him out of bed for a couple minutes a day, can't you?)

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Big hugz and kissez to you

Cherrie, I'm so happy for you, but not nearly as happy as you seem to be. I'm so glad everything is working out.

Please have Allan visit us on the thread when he gets here (you can let him out of bed for a couple minutes a day, can't you?)

Maybe! *giggling*

Allan Cherrie

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Lance says hi

Hey boys and gals from Cali. Good morning to one and all.

EJ, what's the story on you? You going to ditch us in favor of work on Monday <Lance pouts at missing dear EJ>

The story on me? Hmmmm..Yes, back to work on Monday for me.

Ya know, I came to lit in March, posted a little here and there, but only interacted directly with a couple of people. I read a lot of posts, but didn’t have the urge to post myself too often.

As my school term came to a close, I found myself with lots of time to kill. I came more often to Lit. I began to see the personalities behind the posts. I began posting and bantering and discussing things with lots of diverse people.

It’s been a fun summer. I’m pleased to have met some great people here. Some of you have made me laugh, some have enlightened me with your thoughts, some have inspired me with your words, and my heart has been touched by someone very special. For those things, I’m grateful.

We all use this forum for different reasons, I’m still not quite sure what mine are. But thanks to those of you who added to my summer by sharing your wit and your friendliness with me here.

The ride is not completely over, just slowing down. I’ll see you now and again when I have the chance. I just wanted to say thanks to some friends.

You all take good care.

I have truly been....Enjoying it all!

Wow..that's the longest post I've ever written on this thread. And by far the most serious. Way out of character for me!

 

[Missy52]

(((((((((EJ)))))))))

WoW EJ,

Its only been a few short months, but I as Im sure many others have enjoyed you, your posts, and your sense of Homor ...I hope we get to hear from you more often than not.. Have a Great Year and you will be surely missed when your not here with all of us.. Im glad to know ya even if only on here .... take care !!
always Missy

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Lance says hi

The story on me? Hmmmm..Yes, back to work on Monday for me.

Ya know, I came to lit in March, posted a little here and there, but only interacted directly with a couple of people. I read a lot of posts, but didn’t have the urge to post myself too often.

As my school term came to a close, I found myself with lots of time to kill. I came more often to Lit. I began to see the personalities behind the posts. I began posting and bantering and discussing things with lots of diverse people.

It’s been a fun summer. I’m pleased to have met some great people here. Some of you have made me laugh, some have enlightened me with your thoughts, some have inspired me with your words, and my heart has been touched by someone very special. For those things, I’m grateful.

We all use this forum for different reasons, I’m still not quite sure what mine are. But thanks to those of you who added to my summer by sharing your wit and your friendliness with me here.

The ride is not completely over, just slowing down. I’ll see you now and again when I have the chance. I just wanted to say thanks to some friends.

You all take good care.

I have truly been....Enjoying it all!

Wow..that's the longest post I've ever written on this thread. And by far the most serious. Way out of character for me!

You're a teacher and not wordy? Where were you when I was in school??? *lol*

Well Bev, I for one have thoroughly "Enjoyed" your wit and banter, your sparkling personality and your wonderful friendship, thank you...
I hope to see you often, be it here or "IRL"...

Your friendship has been invaluable to me and I wanted you to know how much I have appreciated it.

Just don't disappear on us, ok? You have yet to meet my guy Allan... he should be here soon... God willing. *please?*

Cherrie's in love with Allan

Btw, the necklace is almost finished... You're gonna love it!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: (((((((((EJ)))))))))

WoW EJ,

Its only been a few short months, but I as Im sure many others have enjoyed you, your posts, and your sense of Homor ...I hope we get to hear from you more often than not.. Have a Great Year and you will be surely missed when your not here with all of us.. Im glad to know ya even if only on here .... take care !!
always Missy

Thank you so much, Missy. I'm expecting to see an av up for you in the near future.. Ya know, ukin and lance need a new one to look at...lol

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: Lance says hi

You're a teacher and not wordy? Where were you when I was in school??? *lol*

Well Bev, I for one have thoroughly "Enjoyed" your wit and banter, your sparkling personality and your wonderful friendship, thank you...
I hope to see you often, be it here or "IRL"...

Your friendship has been invaluable to me and I wanted you to know how much I have appreciated it.

Just don't disappear on us, ok? You have yet to meet my guy Allan... he should be here soon... God willing. *please?*

Cherrie's in love with Allan

Btw, the necklace is almost finished... You're gonna love it!

It's been my pleasure, Cherrie. Thank you.

I'm not planning on a disappearing act..just a major slow down...mainly I just wanted to tell you all how much I've enjoyed the time here with y'all.

I've got my fingers crossed that Allan makes it to you very soon, hon. I'm so excited for you!

I know I'm gonna love the necklace. Can't wait to see it. You know how to reach me if I'm not around these parts, ya know.