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1stTwistedSistr
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Lady_Sam said:
I'm trying but it's really hard to do when there is nothing to hold onto, nothing but empty promises, that is.
Anyway, I've worn myself out, so I have to go lay down for a while, I'll ttyl.
Missy52
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Morning All
Hi ((((Gang)))),
I hope everyone had a good weekend. And (((((((Cherrie))))))) hang in there hun, and remember if hes worth having, hes worth waiting for, I know how hard it is. We're all here for you sweetie.
Morning sweet Ukin, Ej, Lance, and Rosie. Hi Lady Sam.
My My Ukin your Av's get more interesting all the time <wegs>.... Have a Great Week All muahhhh !!!! 
Hi ((((Gang)))),
I hope everyone had a good weekend. And (((((((Cherrie))))))) hang in there hun, and remember if hes worth having, hes worth waiting for, I know how hard it is. We're all here for you sweetie.
Morning sweet Ukin, Ej, Lance, and Rosie. Hi Lady Sam.
My My Ukin your Av's get more interesting all the time <wegs>....
Have a Great Week All muahhhh !!!! Re: Morning All
Missy...good morning to you too...kisssssssssssss
Hello everyone..a new week hath begun..a new week of promises, love and luck..no idea who for, but we can all hope.
Missy52 said:Hi ((((Gang)))),
I hope everyone had a good weekend. And (((((((Cherrie))))))) hang in there hun, and remember if hes worth having, hes worth waiting for, I know how hard it is. We're all here for you sweetie.
Morning sweet Ukin, Ej, Lance, and Rosie. Hi Lady Sam.
My My Ukin your Av's get more interesting all the time <wegs>....
Missy...good morning to you too...kisssssssssssss
Hello everyone..a new week hath begun..a new week of promises, love and luck..no idea who for, but we can all hope.
Lance Hardrock
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Holy Cow
Cherrie? I sure hope you are ok. God, lady, you talk about a heart attack as if it was a big belch you needed to make.
You be careful now and don't do anything more along those lines.
EJ. It's always so nice to see you, honey. God, I just love those legs of yours. .... and those breasts of yours.... and that hair of yours..... Oh heck. I just love all of you. You're so hot. So how are the kiddies? Any of them have a crush on you yet?
Missy. Only 33 more posts to go and you can have an av. Gheesh, I might still be young enough to enjoy it. You DO know that you can post a picture in your post at anytime?
Ukin. Hey mate. Watch out for sunburn.
Oh EJ, here's my writing assignment.
What I did on my weekend?
We wen to Long Beach aquarium. Saw a bunch of fish. Then went to the Queen Mary and ate fish for dinner. Went to the observation bar, under the impression that they had live entertainment, but they only had CDs' playing oldies music. Beer was cold, however and it don't get any better than the Oldies music.
Sunday <blush. can't tell you about Sunday morning. blush> . Then we went to San Pedro and saw the Tall Ships at Ports o Call. That was a lot of fun. We went onboard one ship, the aptly named Bill of Rights and also went through the maritime museum. This was a lot of fun, but lots of walking and crowds, but the beer was very cold and it don't get any better than standing onboard a Tall Ship, pretending to be a great sea-faring captain with lovely wench at my side. LOL.
Then we came home. Then we went to work. blah. blah. blah.
That's what I did on my weekend.
Cherrie? I sure hope you are ok. God, lady, you talk about a heart attack as if it was a big belch you needed to make.
You be careful now and don't do anything more along those lines. EJ. It's always so nice to see you, honey. God, I just love those legs of yours. .... and those breasts of yours.... and that hair of yours..... Oh heck. I just love all of you. You're so hot. So how are the kiddies? Any of them have a crush on you yet?
Missy. Only 33 more posts to go and you can have an av. Gheesh, I might still be young enough to enjoy it. You DO know that you can post a picture in your post at anytime?
Ukin. Hey mate. Watch out for sunburn.
Oh EJ, here's my writing assignment.
What I did on my weekend?
We wen to Long Beach aquarium. Saw a bunch of fish. Then went to the Queen Mary and ate fish for dinner. Went to the observation bar, under the impression that they had live entertainment, but they only had CDs' playing oldies music. Beer was cold, however and it don't get any better than the Oldies music.
Sunday <blush. can't tell you about Sunday morning. blush> . Then we went to San Pedro and saw the Tall Ships at Ports o Call. That was a lot of fun. We went onboard one ship, the aptly named Bill of Rights and also went through the maritime museum. This was a lot of fun, but lots of walking and crowds, but the beer was very cold and it don't get any better than standing onboard a Tall Ship, pretending to be a great sea-faring captain with lovely wench at my side. LOL.
Then we came home. Then we went to work. blah. blah. blah.
That's what I did on my weekend.
hbcacouple
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Lance...
Are the tall ships still there? We would like to go see them. We regularly motor over to House of Brews
THANKS!!!
Are the tall ships still there? We would like to go see them. We regularly motor over to House of Brews
THANKS!!!
Lance Hardrock
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Yeppers
They were all there when we left yesterday. So motivate on over and see what you can see.
hbcacouple said:
They were all there when we left yesterday. So motivate on over and see what you can see.
Missy52
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Hi All,
Now Lance dont go Fainting on me hun <wink> , I just wanted to welcum HBcacouple and HBGuy to our little part of the Lit world..
I saw those Tall Ships over at Morro Bay last year. They were Great to see. Got some great Pics. K gang have a great evening.. Talk soon !!!! Muahhh ;-)
Now Lance dont go Fainting on me hun <wink> , I just wanted to welcum HBcacouple and HBGuy to our little part of the Lit world..
I saw those Tall Ships over at Morro Bay last year. They were Great to see. Got some great Pics. K gang have a great evening.. Talk soon !!!! Muahhh ;-)
Lance Hardrock
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Missy did it twice
Oh my Missy, I almost did faint. LOL. Well, time to wake up all you Cali guys and gals. Cum out and play today.
Oh my Missy, I almost did faint. LOL. Well, time to wake up all you Cali guys and gals. Cum out and play today.
1stTwistedSistr
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Me too!
I did tell ya I got a writing gig, didn't I?
Welcum the the new folks and Hello to all ya old folks! *lol*
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go! he he! Lucky me, all I gotta do to go to work is point my browser at another page!
Life is good! C-ya!
I did tell ya I got a writing gig, didn't I?
Welcum the the new folks and Hello to all ya old folks! *lol*
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go! he he! Lucky me, all I gotta do to go to work is point my browser at another page!
Life is good! C-ya!
Lance Hardrock
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Aren't we chipper today
That sounds really swell sweet Cherrie. A writing gig? pray tell us what will you be writing. You know I write... . Is your gig along those lines? I bet not.
So does this mean we'll be seeing less of you? <pout>
That sounds really swell sweet Cherrie. A writing gig? pray tell us what will you be writing. You know I write...
. Is your gig along those lines? I bet not.So does this mean we'll be seeing less of you? <pout>
1stTwistedSistr
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Re: Aren't we chipper today
Yes, we are feeling rather chipper too! I just got done talking to the love of my life! He had been deported and all of his visas were cancelled. So now he is back in South Africa, has re-applied for his American visa and when he gets it will be on his way here!
I got a job writing for CrimeScene.com! Cool, eh? Nah, I'll be writing from home, so I'll still be around! Can't get rid of me that easy! Nice try tho!
Lance Hardrock said:That sounds really swell sweet Cherrie. A writing gig? pray tell us what will you be writing. You know I write...
So does this mean we'll be seeing less of you? <pout>
Yes, we are feeling rather chipper too! I just got done talking to the love of my life! He had been deported and all of his visas were cancelled. So now he is back in South Africa, has re-applied for his American visa and when he gets it will be on his way here!
I got a job writing for CrimeScene.com! Cool, eh? Nah, I'll be writing from home, so I'll still be around! Can't get rid of me that easy! Nice try tho!
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Oh goodie
I would never want to get rid of you Cherrie. We love you here.
You make get deported sound like a good thing, but I think in this case it IS good. LOL.
Crime.com. Hey how about this for a crime story? Beautiful call girl is accused of murdering some rich John. Of course, the handsome detective (Lance Hardrock) gets the call girl's story about the wild night of sex the two of them had. He details every act of pleasure they had.
But then he discovers the missing clue (a small shoe, obviously belonging to a dwarf.) Inside the shoe is a slip of paper. It's a sales receipt for video equipment. This leads Lance to the secret video camera. He plays the tape and watches the wild night of sex. More graphic sex here.
NOW, the audience finds out that it was a threesome. The rich man, the dwarf, and the gorgeous call girl suspect all doing the nasty in every possible way.
So now, suspecting the dwarf, Lance searches for that man and discovers lo and behold that he lives right next door to the call girl's apartment.
The dwarf tells the story that yes, they had a 3-some, but he had to cover it up, since his wife (an Amazon of a woman, built like Xena the Warrior Princess) is extremely jealous. So he got his girlfriend, the callgirl, to lie for him and say it was only the rich man and her having sex and the rich man died of a heart attack.
But the dwarf is shocked to learn that the whole graphic sex night is all on video tape. Shocked? YES, because he didn't buy the camera and film the whole thing.
It was his Amazon wife. She saw the night of total sexual abandon and snuck into the apartment with the intent of killing.... NO not the dwarf - that's her brother, but the rich man... BECAUSE... she was in love with the callgirl and couldn't stand to see her having sex with anyone else.
But the rich man wouldn't die that easily - pillow over the face - so the dwarf sat on him and that is how he died.
So what do you think Cherrie? It's rough - off the top of my head here, but we could fix it up and submit it to Crime.com.
I would never want to get rid of you Cherrie. We love you here.
You make get deported sound like a good thing, but I think in this case it IS good. LOL.
Crime.com. Hey how about this for a crime story? Beautiful call girl is accused of murdering some rich John. Of course, the handsome detective (Lance Hardrock) gets the call girl's story about the wild night of sex the two of them had. He details every act of pleasure they had.
But then he discovers the missing clue (a small shoe, obviously belonging to a dwarf.) Inside the shoe is a slip of paper. It's a sales receipt for video equipment. This leads Lance to the secret video camera. He plays the tape and watches the wild night of sex. More graphic sex here.
NOW, the audience finds out that it was a threesome. The rich man, the dwarf, and the gorgeous call girl suspect all doing the nasty in every possible way.
So now, suspecting the dwarf, Lance searches for that man and discovers lo and behold that he lives right next door to the call girl's apartment.
The dwarf tells the story that yes, they had a 3-some, but he had to cover it up, since his wife (an Amazon of a woman, built like Xena the Warrior Princess) is extremely jealous. So he got his girlfriend, the callgirl, to lie for him and say it was only the rich man and her having sex and the rich man died of a heart attack.
But the dwarf is shocked to learn that the whole graphic sex night is all on video tape. Shocked? YES, because he didn't buy the camera and film the whole thing.
It was his Amazon wife. She saw the night of total sexual abandon and snuck into the apartment with the intent of killing.... NO not the dwarf - that's her brother, but the rich man... BECAUSE... she was in love with the callgirl and couldn't stand to see her having sex with anyone else.
But the rich man wouldn't die that easily - pillow over the face - so the dwarf sat on him and that is how he died.
So what do you think Cherrie? It's rough - off the top of my head here, but we could fix it up and submit it to Crime.com.
1stTwistedSistr
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lol@lance
Great scenario, great crime, even greater sex... but NO!
Sorry darlin' this is a family site!
And it's crimescene.com!!!
Great scenario, great crime, even greater sex... but NO!
Sorry darlin' this is a family site!
And it's crimescene.com!!!
Lance Hardrock
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Re: lol@lance
Oh dang it. Family site huh? Well, how about this?
The dwarf and amazon are married and the rich man is the amazon's brother...... oh, guess that wouldn't work either. Gheesh, I just can't do G-rated stuff. <pout>
do let us know when you post something, so we can read it and give you lots of kudos and you'll get big bonus checks.
1stTwistedSistr said:Great scenario, great crime, even greater sex... but NO!
Sorry darlin' this is a family site!
And it's crimescene.com!!!
Oh dang it. Family site huh? Well, how about this?
The dwarf and amazon are married and the rich man is the amazon's brother...... oh, guess that wouldn't work either. Gheesh, I just can't do G-rated stuff. <pout>
do let us know when you post something, so we can read it and give you lots of kudos and you'll get big bonus checks.
1stTwistedSistr
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Re: Re: lol@lance
Damn! If only it worked like that.....
Lance Hardrock said:
Damn! If only it worked like that.....
Lance Hardrock
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It doesn't?
Well honey, I'll sure give you a big bonus.
<not money, but something much better>
1stTwistedSistr said:
Damn! If only it worked like that.....
Well honey, I'll sure give you a big bonus.
<not money, but something much better>
1stTwistedSistr
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Re: It doesn't?
Lance Hardrock said:
Well honey, I'll sure give you a big bonus.
<not money, but something much better>
1stTwistedSistr
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Ukin said:
You may have to learn that you can't always get what you want!
Dbtk44 says hello to everyone!
Good morning Cali folks!
<----- Ooooh! Lookie here, only 14 to go!
1stTwistedSistr said:
You may have to learn that you can't always get what you want!
Dbtk44 says hello to everyone!
Good morning Cali folks!
<----- Ooooh! Lookie here, only 14 to go!
Morning Cherrie
Sadly, we always want things we can't always get!
Keep posting lass...the BIG 1000 is so close.
Good Morning to all other Cali people
Lance Hardrock
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ooooh Kallima
I see you just topped the big 1000. And I love the new av and your title. You in your birthday suit would make my day for sure.
Oooooh baby, cum play with me.
Hey Cherrie, have you thought of a title? You are cumming pretty close to the Big O yourself (err.... Big 1000)
And just where is that EJ? I miss her.
I see you just topped the big 1000. And I love the new av and your title. You in your birthday suit would make my day for sure.
Oooooh baby, cum play with me.
Hey Cherrie, have you thought of a title? You are cumming pretty close to the Big O yourself (err.... Big 1000)
And just where is that EJ? I miss her.
Good mornin'...
Hello and good morning, Locals. I have to agree with Lance, the nw AV's impressive..somethin' about a tan line... go figure.
So I'm wonderin', bein' a Newbie an' all, if the SoCal Lit' crew ever gets together? Take in a Laker game, BBQ on the beach, decend en Masse on a Spearmint Rhino to cause havok, disorder, and get an eyefull of the dancers (when we're not getting an eyefull of one another..). If so, where do I sign up, if not, where should I put the signup sheet... this would be fun.
-Behind the Orange Curtian
Hello and good morning, Locals. I have to agree with Lance, the nw AV's impressive..somethin' about a tan line... go figure.
So I'm wonderin', bein' a Newbie an' all, if the SoCal Lit' crew ever gets together? Take in a Laker game, BBQ on the beach, decend en Masse on a Spearmint Rhino to cause havok, disorder, and get an eyefull of the dancers (when we're not getting an eyefull of one another..). If so, where do I sign up, if not, where should I put the signup sheet... this would be fun.
-Behind the Orange Curtian
