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[Magister]

A few responses to things that stuck out in my befuddledMondaymorning brain:

Breathing = = Horny. Yep!

geri will be joining us here later this week, please be nice to my beloved slave. Unless, of course, she acts up... *weg* Then, I might be persuaded to allow people to punish her appropriately.

As for next Monday being a holiday... I wish! The UNC system just doesn't recognize President's day. *sigh*

Hope everyone is having a great day! As for me, I'm going in search of more caffeine. Caffeine and nicotine are the only way I can face life on Monday mornings, even pretty ones like today.

 

[PaganZepher]

Helpmate sisters!

Magister, I want to add a hearty amen to what you said. The Caffeine and Nicotine sisters have been with me a long time and have helped me through many a dreary day.

I hope you have a good week and an advance WELCOME to your lady! I hope she will be a *good example* for Ltr and Des to emulate! Be careful though, they may just try to get her to misbehave so they can join the spanking!

A good Monday to all!

 

[double16in]

so who is horny?

Well, let's see....got up at 5 AM and was horny.....was still horny after 3 cups of coffee....wife still asleep and not much interested in solving my problem....went to work....noticed I was still horny at 10 AM....came home for lunch, and yep, still horny (maybe go over to homeclips.com and see who's posted new vids)....we'll see how the afternoon progresses (but I'm not taking any bets!!). Hope everyone is having a quiet sane Monday.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hey ya'll

pardon me greatly for being remiss in getting here earlier to extend this heartfelt "Good Day" to each of you. I hope you all have a wonderful day or week if it is that long before we speak again.

Desi baby, you know you loved it so quit witching.

NCguy - what can I say, Angel Britches just sort of fits you.

PZ - you are correct, Desi has been playing in GA with me and Ms Halo.

There is an open invitation to all of you to become honorary Georgians - feel free to join us at any time. Master David should return soon with interesting reading.

Dawn

 

[Magister]

Hmm... Carolina road trip to Georgia this summer?
HEY! WAITAMINNIT!!! I see your plan now...
You Georgia Peaches are luring us Tarheels into your clutches, to further your nefarious plans!


Works for me!

 

[double16in]

I can think of many more unpleasant situations I could be in than being in the clutches of a delicious Georgia Peach

 

[Georgia Girl]

ssssssshhhhhhhhh.......

Hmm... Carolina road trip to Georgia this summer?
HEY! WAITAMINNIT!!! I see your plan now...
You Georgia Peaches are luring us Tarheels into your clutches, to further your nefarious plans!


Works for me!

its a secret, don't let on to the others. I still need to break my new house in, its a virgin dammit.

Dawn

 

[Georgia Girl]

Perfect opportunity

I can think of many more unpleasant situations I could be in than being in the clutches of a delicious Georgia Peach

we could solve both problems at one time, break my house in and solve that pesky horny issue you have going on (don't let on but I have that same issue current in my life too).

Dawn

 

[Max27]

can I come over?

I can break in more than just your house. lol!!!!!

I've read your post about how you like your ass getting attention. I would love to finish all that spanking and pumping with a nice long licking.........

and then I want to eat your Georgia Peach!

 

[double16in]

Road trip to Georgia!

What an image....a group of literotically intellectual Tarheels posing as a rogue gang of drunken whoring good ol' boys....piling in the car to pillage Dawn's virginal new house in Georgia....all hell breaks loose, and all Dawn has to say is "But Officer, they weren't from around here...they all spoke with funny accents. I think they were from Carolina somewhere."

I promise I'll take good care of your house while breaking it in....and you too, should the opportunity present itself.

 

[lovetoread]

Excuse me gentlemen,

Not all of us are from the state of North Carolina,please remember that,thank you.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Wooohooo

a house warming party.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

What do you think LTR?

LTR I think when these *North* Carolina men head south to Georgia they must pass right through here. What say we have our local law stop them, handcuff them behind their back, put them in a cell, and make them watch old Gilligan Island re-runs?

In the mean time us po' *South* Carolins folks grab the motion lotion and have a group grope just out of their reach.



Might not work, but is sure is good for an afternoon daydream!

Have a great evening all!!

P.S. More peaches are grown in SC than GA!

 

[BigTallPaul]

I'm not from Here

I for one am not from here. I think the state of North Carolina is pretty, but so are many states. I've only lived here a year. I lived around Atlanta before that and Birmingham, Alabama area prior to that. Each for around a year. My gf is following the best place to go for her career. Before that we were in Tallahassee, Florida as she got her degree from Florida State. I was born in Alexandria, Virginia(of a very old Alexandria family) raised there, South MIami, Florida and Los Angeles, California. My father was in the airline industry so I also extensively traveled all my life. No southern accent at all, except when I'm with my mother's relatives a bit...of course I get a bit of a German accent around my father's family. I'm much more a citizen of the world than of any one place. I love people from all over the globe...to me there is nothing like variety. With that, I hope to get to know all of you much better and though it would be nice to see response to this post here in the room, I would much rather have some send me private messages. I would love to make some friends and it's more difficult to do so within the confines of general posting. Also, there is a chance we might move once again... Oh well...

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Who is horny??????

It is just that some of us have been without so long we have cobwebs growing! Des have you recovered from your wild weekend yet? I can't believe those fine Georgia folks just came in here and tried to have their way with you. By any chance, you haven't been poaching in their territory have you?

PZ... hon, you know I'm a nurse and I'm certain those cobwebs aren't good for you. Perhaps, if you would let me, I could give you a little therapy designed to blow those cobwebs away!

Hi everybody! Its good to see so many posting on the thread! OK Dawnie, I admit, I enjoyed myself. LOL.

Magister, you know we will welcome Geri whenever she posts with us. In spite of what PZ says, I won't be a bad influence on her.

LTR, hope you had a good Monday, darlin'. You're right, being horny is like breathing. Thanks for reminding all those guys that some of us are from SC.

Hope everybody has a wonderful evening!

 

[PaganZepher]

Hmmmmmmm?

Des dear.....by any chance are you a head nurse???


Have a great evening all!!

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Hmmmmmmm?

Des dear.....by any chance are you a head nurse???


Have a great evening all!!

As a matter of fact, PZ, that is exactly what I am! In fact, its my specialty!!

 

[double16in]

My apologies to our SC colleagues

I sincerely apologize for coming across as parochial in my last post; I certainly did not mean to exclude our South Carolina friends. As a newcomer to this thread, am I not allowed one initial screw-up? I will humbly submit to whatever punishment one receives for this type of transgression (I only hope the punishment involves ecstatic torture administered by a trio of lovely Southern ladies....altho watching Gilligan reruns is better than being sentenced to Camp X-ray!)

 

[lovetoread]

Oh my...

You mean ya'll have not told double about our liking of the ropes,whips and chains?

Dont worry,it doesnt hurt....much.

 

[Georgia Girl]

What I have learned.....

P.S. More peaches are grown in SC than GA!

If you concentrate on doing something well you may not be able to produce a great amount but what you do produce will exceed all possible expectations and lead to many happy returns.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Peaches.....

Lets just say that both varieties of peaches are full, ripe, sweet and juicy with just the right shade of pink blush spreading across the flesh.

double16in - sweetie, we can forgive your little transgression, however, I will be forced to assist LTR with your "punishment" while you watch reruns of Gilligan's Island!

 

[snoozebutton]

First off Gilligan Island wasn't bad i watched it growing up on WTBS opps showing my age. Second i'd rather use the cuffs and restraints on the ladies and Georgia Girl being in the Upstate of South Carolina your not that far so be good or i will pick up Des and we will satify i mean punish you for being bad And lastly i like my peaches so juicy they explode in my mouth so lets get messy.

 

[double16in]

Ahhh...fond memories of youthful desires...I always wondered what it would be like to have both Ginger and Mary Ann alone on a tropical island!

Good morning to all....may your day be full of warm tingly thoughts and devoid of the usual hassles of reality!

 

[lovetoread]

Ya know what,SB?

I watched GI on TBS when I was a little girl. The professor was so cute!

I am not that old either in case anyone was thinking that!

Have a great day and be well all.

 

[Desdemona]

Gilligan's Island

Hmmm, I thought you were a horny bunch. Instead, I see a lot of discussion of a TV show from the 60's. All right, I think we've discovered a pocket of Gilligan's Island devotees! And, ya'll, for the record, I watched it growing up too. The difference being, I watched it when it was in production and there were only 3 channels. I don't think WTBS was even a gleam in old Ted Turner's eye back then!

LTR, I thought the professor was pretty cute too.

double16in, what a nice wish for the group.... warm tingly thoughts. Thanks.

SB - juicy peaches exploding in your mouth? That sounds just about right!

Have a great day everybody!