Carolina Directory

[PaganZepher]

Hello Dawn

Thanks for letting me slide Hon! It really was just a joke. Hell I've even been known to eat yankee peaches!

Dawn I do hope things get better for you today. It may help to remember that "All men have pricks, but not all men are pricks."

Cheer up and visit us often. You have a fan club here.

 

[double16in]

I thought y'all might like this......

One night this guy and his new girlfriend were about to
go into his apartment and before he could open his
door, his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell
how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

The guy says, "Well, give me some examples."

The girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first
way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens
the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and
that isn't for me.

"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't
seem to find the hole, then that means he is
inexperienced and that isn't for me either."

Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

He then proceeds to say, "Well, first before I do
anything else, I lick the lock."

 

[Georgia Girl]

Wellll...........

I do have a ring that could be kinda like a door knocker if you have a good imagination. Just lift it and let it fall down on my clit, I promise the door will open.

Dawn

 

[Max27]

Har-de-Har-har

i got one while we are at.....

a prostitute picks up a panda and takes him back to the hotel for a quick bit of licking and pumping.

As the panda gets up to leave, the prostitute stops him for payment. When the panda asks why, the prostitute just rolls her eyes, takes out a dictionary and shows him the definition for prostitute.

Prostitute: has sex for money

The panda shows her the definition of panda-

Panda: eats bush, shoots and leaves

 

[Georgia Girl]

Thanks ya'll........

I mean it from the center of my heart, you have been wonderful today in bringing me back to the center. I appreciate it more than you will know or more than I can put into words.

Have a Happy Valentine's Day each of you.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Valentine? Valentine? Valentine?

Valentine? ..... Valentine? ...... Valentine? ....... Paging the harmless teddy bear's Valentine! Valentine? .... calling Ms Valentine. Will Ms Valentine please report to the teddy bear's den? Valentine? ....paging Ms Valentine ..... Will Ms Valentine please use the white courtesy phone in the lower level to contact Teddy Bear? Valentine? Paging Ms Valentine......


(sniff, sniff, I guess I don't get no Valentine! sniff)

Have a great evening all!

 

[Desdemona]

Hey everybody!

Dawn, it sure is good to see you out and about again!

Cute jokes guys! Thanks.


PZ, if you can't find anybody to be your valentine.... just let me know. Ol' Des will find space in her heart for you.

Ya'll have a great evening.

 

[PaganZepher]

Why Ms Des (stunned and shocked)!!!

Wow! You are actually being nice! Has Valentine's cupid mellowed you out? Don't answer! However while you are in this mellow mood, can you find space in any other part of your anatomy for me?????? Huh? Please?



A great HUMP day to all!

 

[princess4u]

??????

did someone call 4 a VALENTINE here????

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello Princess!

Hi Princess! Glad you came for a visit down south! Valentines are always in short supply. Thanks Hon!

BTW..... Does that say "Fanny Valentine" above your AV?
I think you could start a whole new Valentine craze!!!!

Have a great evening!

 

[princess4u]

Re: Hello Princess!

BTW..... Does that say "Fanny Valentine" above your AV?
I think you could start a whole new Valentine craze!!!!

hmmmmm......i think you're right PZ ~

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Why Ms Des (stunned and shocked)!!!

Wow! You are actually being nice! Has Valentine's cupid mellowed you out? Don't answer! However while you are in this mellow mood, can you find space in any other part of your anatomy for me?????? Huh? Please?



A great HUMP day to all!

I don't know PZ. Are you *UP* to the challenge? Of course, I never did get to help you with your cobweb problem.

 

[PaganZepher]

Thank you ladies!

Princess I've heard about wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is the first time I've seen it worn there! Very unique and nice location! (Starts singing "My fannie valentine.........)

Des I am very *up* for the challenge! In fact the cobweb problem has grown and no relief in sight! It will require some real "hands on" and "in depth" work. The question is...... are *You* up to the challenge?

Ladies........... A Happy Valentine's Day to you both, and to all the ladies of the Carolina thread (specially sweet LTR), and the men too. I hope the day will be fun for all!

's for all............................

 

[PaganZepher]

Oops sorry Dawn

I also want to wish a Happy Valentine's day to Dawn and all the other honorary Carolinians.

 

[lovetoread]

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

Be well,

Pig out on candy,

Get laid,

Just enjoy the day.

And yes,PZ,self love is a good thang.

Take care,you sweet thang,you. 's and

 

[Desdemona]

Happy Valentine's Day Everybody!

I hope your day will be filled with joy and laughter.

Now... PZ..... I think you know I'm UP to the challenge. Darlin', I could rock your world and shake your foundations. After I'm done with you, you'd be a quivering mass of man flesh; breathlessly living for the next opportunity to sample some more of my special brand of "therapy".



Have a great day everyone!

 

[snoozebutton]

Happy V Day i hope you ladies feel better and that if not in gifts i hope the spirit of the day fills you with happiness.

 

[PaganZepher]

Good morning all!

It is a beautiful day in the Carolinas. I hope everyone enjoys Valentine's day with mirth, merriment, and lust with someone special!

SB....... You are right on with "the spirit of the day"!

Des.... The question is "could" or "would"? You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think the "untouchable angel of mercy" was flirting with me. That is a mighty bold boast about your "therapy"! A "quivering mass of man flesh" indeed! All I can say is....... bring it on! But don't just bring a sample. You'd better bring the whole load! You are going to need it!



As SB said, everyone enjoy the spirit of the day!

 

[Magister]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

May it be filled with love, fun, and LOADS of kink!

Hmmm... If enough people see things the way we do, would the missionary position under the covers at night be relegated to the title 'kinky'?

Enough philosophizing! Bring on the lovely ladies, begging for their V-Day spankings! What was that you say? Spankings are a birthday tradition? Well, of course they are, but it is someone's birthday, somewhere, right! In honor of that mystery person, I say we spank. In fact, since we don't know how old that person might be, we should spank LOTS, to cover every possible age that person might be. Now, how old was the oldest person ever...?

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Good morning all!

Des.... The question is "could" or "would"? You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think the "untouchable angel of mercy" was flirting with me. That is a mighty bold boast about your "therapy"! A "quivering mass of man flesh" indeed! All I can say is....... bring it on! But don't just bring a sample. You'd better bring the whole load! You are going to need it!

PZ.... think what you will.... I know what I could do to you. And besides, you've accused me of being fickle before... maybe I'm not as "untouchable" as I once was, or...then again, maybe I am. hehehe

SB, thanks for the nice V Day wishes. I hope you have a happy one.

Magister... spankings? hmmmm.... I haven't been spanked in quite a while... sounds yummy, in fact, it sounds better than chocolate IMHO.

LTR... I hope you and Tiger enjoy the day!

Now, my day would be complete if I could just find the right man to administer my spankings..... wonder where he could be? And I wonder what I'd have to do to entice him.....

 

[Roughneck]

Just wanted to say hello to everybody in SC. Joined Lit a few months back and Im haveing a blast. Also just want to say, Im A Texas transplant to SC, and even thought Texas still has my heart, I Love the carolinas.

 

[Desdemona]

Welcome Roughneck!

Glad to see you join us. One more post and you're elligible for an avatar if you like! Post often and enjoy.

 

[double16in]

The right man to administer a spanking?

Des...the right man, eh? Hmmmmm....perhaps you could describe this gentleman's qualifications in greater detail....I'd love to see if my credentials met the requirements of the position

 

[Desdemona]

Credentials for spanking.

double16in, thank you so much for thinking of me in this way. Let me just tell you that those credentials are classified top secret.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

For now, my social secretary is screening the applications.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Credentials for spanking.

For now, my social secretary is screening the applications.

Madame Desi.......would it be to your liking if I were to offer to handle the stringent testing phases for you? I realize that your time is in short supply and you are needed in many places. Just my humble offer of assistance.

Dawn