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[lovetoread]

Hello.

Good morning and welcome to the new ones.

Jump in and have fun,although sometimes even I have problems keeping up with this thread!

Be well and take care,

~LTR

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning all!

Dawn, honey, I slept through the part where you got ice water dumped on you. I didn't wake up until I had 2 nice warm masculine bodies beside me. I love the new jewelry babe!

How lucky can a girl get! I got to spend the night happily snuggled between Magister and PZ. Of course, PZ, you may bite that thing that poked your cheek.

SCblondetiger... it IS an entertaining place to hang out, isn't it?

double16in... good job man... not only did you keep Dawn busy, you provided the rest of us with a little vicarious thrill

geri.... I love using your technique to wake a guy *up*!

TurboPower and Carolina Sling, we're so glad you found us. Come play with us often! We don't bite, unless you want us to.

LTR... good morning darlin'. Its good to see you today!

Everyone have a great day!

 

[Desdemona]

I've decided that PZ had a good idea.

Now I have my very own personal ad! No one can say my posts don't meet the intent of the Personal's Board.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Its critical to some that others play by THEIR rules so......

I also now have my own personal ad.

Do ya'll think it will work?

I left out the pure and innocent part since ya'll never believe me anyway.

Dawn

 

[lovetoread]

I too have put my ad up.

I am very picky as to whom I want...

 

[Georgia Girl]

I admit it

I allowed that witch to piss me off.

Good for you LTR, I'm so very happy you have your Tiger and you should be specific. I on the other hand am still out there playing.

Dawn

 

[Magister]

*yawn, stretch, WEG!!!*

Well, well, well.... what a lovely way to wake up! Good girl, pet! *smiles happily* Enough of that, and you will certainly find out that Dawnie was right on the mark when she cautioned you about how those things spit!

Going to be studying hard most of the day, so I'll see y'all only intermittently.

Welcome aboard to our new friends, may your time with us bring joy, laughter, and the rising urge to spank our many delightfully callipygian ladies!

Definition: callipygian Perfect example thereof

Not to dig up past frictions, but the above link will take you to an exemplar of my personal idea of feminine beauty.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Sweet sweet Magister.....

we already knew you were an ass man and one who knows exactly where to be ---- firmly planted in a place with lots of lucious asses.

Dawn

 

[Magister]

Mmmm... you are so very right, milady! Firmly planted amongst all these lovely asses is RIGHT where I want to be! Planted again, and again, and again...

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello and good day to all!

A warm welcome to TurboPower and Carolina Sling! I hope you guys join us and have a ball! This is a fine group of folks here who love to have fun!


Thanks GG, Ltr and Des for putting your "ads" on your sig line. I glad you see the humor in all of this.

I don't mean to rant, but I have just got to say this. I am so fucking pissed that this GB/PB thing has gotten so blown out of proportion with exxageration and outright fabrication! What ever happened to "live and let live"? I never realized I was breaking some Lit law, *excluding* someone, or hiding from someone by posting here. What a crock of shit! All I can say is you post what you want, where you want and I'll do the same! As long as the site owners have no problem, you shouldn't either. Sorry folks, I just had to get that out!

Magister-geri and Double16-GG thanks for last night's entertainment! You guys are well worth the price of admission!

Des are your poked out thingys sore! Maybe you need some therapy? Lets see, how about a sponge bath with ice water? Seems I've heard that is a magic cure-all!

A great day to all! Again, a warm welcome to the new folks!

 

[Georgia Girl]

PZ love......

sweet Des helped with mine, we wrote it while I was driving and she did the typing. Its so nice to have extra hands.

If you glance over at that irksome thread you will notice that I allowed my aggression to come forth and stated my opinion. She can like it or she can leave, I would prefer she leave and go play in her own sandbox rather than piss in ours.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

To the dashing belle of Georgia.........


Thanks Dawn!

 

[lovetoread]

And to think PZ,I only have one condo.

Sigh...

Oh well....

 

[geri]

welcome, Carolina Sling.


okay...i admit it...i'm lost...what is the talk about some thread where some witch gets upset cause we choose to chat on this thread?

oh, and sweet Magister...i have only begun so everyone put on your rain gear...its gonna get messy!

 

[Desdemona]

geri.... Cheyenne posted a thread here and on the general board about non personal ad threads being posted over on the Personals Board. A bunch of people have their knickers in a knot and think we're all over here bashing them and hiding from them, etc. They just don't have enough to do with their time and are looking for something to complain about. WHINERS. They're just pissed because they're missing out on the fun we have together.

PZ... my pokey out things are just a little sore. Would you kiss them and make them all better? That's what I did for you the other day with your hottie meter, if you'll recall. I think I'll pass on the ice water sponge bath today.... thanks for thinking of me just the same.

Magister.... I always knew you had good taste in women.

LTR... I'm actually pretty picky about who I want to respond to my personal ad as well. I wonder if the fella even knows who he is?

Dawn.... don't feed the trolls, honey. We talked about that this morning.

 

[Georgia Girl]

I know I know......

but we were talking about a different troll. I'll try to behave but double16in still can't figure out how to make me, maybe I should go easy on him.

I just love my new phone though, but I swear then things keep getting smaller and smaller.

I have stepped out of the pissing match over the boards after determining that I had no need to sink to the level of others.

Geri.....no worries love, its not worth the consideration or your time, just a bunch of unnecessary stupidity by small minded people.

Dawn

 

[lovetoread]

Afternoon,everyone.

GG- Bravo.

You go girl.

 

[geri]

Thanks for the info

and you're right, i am not even going over to the GB to see what she posted. i am with PZ, i didn't know there were a set of rules telling us where we could post and what those posts could contain. i guess it's the 'free speach' thingies that i constantly see when i get on the board that gets me all mixed up thinking i have any choice in that matter.

just makes me not want to venture out on the GB anymore. hell, it's not like they can't come over here and join in with us...doesn't look like we're the snobs.

 

[geri]

Okay, i put up my personal ad...can i stay now? huh...huh...huh?

waitaminute, i just thought of something...the only one who can tell me what i can and can't do is Magister...kind of negates any influence Cheyenne has on my posts dont it?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Geri a question for you......

where does one go about submitting an application for acceptance as your friend? Let me know so I can get it in the mail. That giving and receiving punishment part sounds wonderful.

I like your idea by the way. I believe I may have to borrow it.

LTR.....thank you, I appreciate that.

Dawn

PS: I've been over there hogging the Gen Brd just because I can. I'm such a bitch sometimes.

 

[Carolina Sling]

Okay, i put up my personal ad...can i stay now? huh...huh...huh?

How do we do this? I wanna put one up, pleeeeeease sir!

 

[Magister]

*chuckles*

Friend C-Sling, um... the only sir that could possibly be involved when addressing geri would be me, her Master. *smiles*

As it happens, however, I can answer your question. The 'ads' are being placed within the personal signature line, which is added to every post you make.

To start using your very own sig line, follow this procedure:
1) Go to the top of this screen, and look for the User CP button.
2) Click it
3) On the new screen you get, look down a little and a little to the left of the User CP button, and you will see a line of underlined words stretching across the screen. One of the is 'Edit Profile'
3) Click that
4) Scroll down until you see Signature:[/bu]
To the right of that, you will see a an empty box with a vertical scroll bar within it. Type your desired signature, including your personal add, there.
5) When finished, scroll down to the bottom of that screen, and click 'Submit Modification'
6) Wait for the responses to your stylish and sexy ad to roll in!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Magister honey......

you seem to be the only male around, might you have a knife on you? The girls are smuthering over here in some deranged persons idea of a cute bra. They are screaming for freedom. Three quick slices with a sharp blade and once more I can return to my desk and the work that calls to me without the girls screeching about their discomfort like banshees.

Dawn

 

[geri]

Re: Geri a question for you......

where does one go about submitting an application for acceptance as your friend? Let me know so I can get it in the mail. That giving and receiving punishment part sounds wonderful.

I like your idea by the way. I believe I may have to borrow it.

Dawn, sweetie, you dont have to apply. you have a reserved spot where i'm concerned. can't get any better friends than i have on this board.

well, everyone, i am off to work. have a good day all and i am afraid i threw in my two cents on Cheyenne's thread posted in this forum.

damn, promoted and then demoted all within two posts...*sighs*

 

[double16in]

A troll, eh?

durn...I've been demoted to "troll"....<sigh>....well, it's a far cry better than what either of my two ex-wives used to call me!

As for this personal ad debate, while I ain't got no dog in that fight, I figgered I better have a "personal ad" in case the GB cops pull me over and ask for my ad....

Have a great evening all...see y'all later today.

Craig